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Old August 13, 2003, 14:18   #1
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HTML: global variables
Is there a way to store color info (like rgb and hex) as global variables in html? I'm working on this website, and it's got maybe 10 or 20 thousand tables, most with the same bg color. The last thing I want to do is go through all of them and change the colors cause of one stupid mistake (and it's more convenient than global find/replace).
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HTML doesn't have variables. Period.

It's a markup language, not a programming language.

What you probably want is a scripting environment of some kind (PHP could do that no problem), or CSS somehow.
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For large sections, such as navbar and some text, I'm using php includes, but I was hoping there was an easier way to do it with something like css. (really wasn't clear above)
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If you're already using PHP, just use a PHP variable.

Then use "$color" everywhere and define it once at the top.
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You can do it with CSS. Suppose (for some reason) you want all cells in bright red. Either in the head of your document, or better, in a external css file, write:

td {background-color: #ff0000}

All table cells in linked documents wil then be red. You can override indivudual cells with by using the CLASS attribute to link another style or using an inline style:

<td align="center" width="45" style="background-color: #ffff00">
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I think I'll go with the php approach
I allready have a mile long css file, an all the tables are slightly different- don't want to go around with
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td {blah: "" etc}
     .{}
     .{}
     .{}
     .{}
and then have to redefine class for each table.

Lets see how this works.
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You can do the same thing for any element, it doesn't have to just be TD.

Ten to twenty thousand tables. Man, and I thought my work was hard.
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I know some css... enough to define styles

Well, maybe it's not exactly 20,000, but who's counting?
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CSS is bloody simple.
http://archive.devx.com/projectcool/...mic/index.html

On the one hand, if you're more comfortable with PHP, go with it. On the other hand, you do need to keep in mind future developers. My current task is ripping out a bunch of brilliant JavaScript that no one here at the company can understand. It functions very well, but since we can't understand it (it's extremly complex and well over 1200 lines), we can't modify it. It's been around for three years, and none of the developers here was here when it was written.
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No, no... I do know CSS... And I don't know how I've lived without it. The o'reilley book is right behind me.
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Mea culpa, read too quickly.
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Alternatively, you could create variables using JavaScript.

Just giving you options.
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1,200 lines of JavaScript is a challenge?
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1,200 lines of JavaScript is a challenge?
I said at least. We really don't know how long it was, because it was all wrapped up into one long line. 1200 was where I got to before I was told to drop it.

Go here: http://www.acuvue.com/

Those twelve hundred+ lines of code control the buttons in the left side navbar. A couple rollovers, and a flyout menu? I could (and will) do the same with about 50 lines of code.
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Did you even do a web search on that old menu system? I just found where it came from in a few seconds.

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WTF????? Crazy menu! Run!
I'm using the menu system from milonic.com/menu... super easy.
Free, or $40 for a corporation.
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Is there a way to store color info (like rgb and hex) as global variables in html? I'm working on this website, and it's got maybe 10 or 20 thousand tables, most with the same bg color.
Isn't doing website layout with tables a bit behind the times?
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Isn't doing website layout with tables a bit behind the times?

I'll forgive you

Don't see what's wrong with them, they don't look as dorky as most.
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Isn't doing website layout with tables a bit behind the times?
That's what I tell them every week. I've even given my boss the interview from DevNet with the PL from ESPN on why they went to an all CSS design. I've got their attention.

Here's the problem, our buyers (eye doctors) buy many thousands of dollars worth of product at a time. Regular folks have to buy them from eye doctors, so our technical requirements mean we need to support even the 2% of 1% (.0002) of users who still access our site with Netscape Nav 4 for Mac (which doesn't support layers or CSS). If those 5,000 people buy $1,000 worth of product, well, that's a half million dollars.

Of course, we need to break the numbers down further, and find out how many of those people are access the professional side of the site.

But whereas they would reject my arguments quickly before, they are now listening, especially after I showed them the ESPN site and how they were handling old users. Plus I mentioned we can migrate slowly and prepare people for the change ahead of time.
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Did you even do a web search on that old menu system? I just found where it came from in a few seconds.

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And what, I'm just supposed to convince my bosses to purchase this program because the design firm that created this site two+ years ago had a copy? It swats flies with a sledgehammer and we've been looking for a reason to get rid of it. I can replicate the same functionality with much less effort.

And yes, I googled the name of the product. I've been writing mouseOvers for seven years, and this is the most useless product I've ever seen.
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Don't see what's wrong with them, they don't look as dorky as most.
I have been doing websites since 1996, when there weren't any WYSIWYG editors, CSS wasn't conceived, and HTML 3.2 was the best thing there was. So I think I know a few things about websites here and there

There are a few problems with tables.

1. Browsers don't render them the same way, particularly nested tables, which is something you will have to use if you do layouts with tables.

2. Complicated tables are rendered slowly.

3. They are hell to edit.

In the bad old days when there was nothing else, one gotta do what one gotta do. But why use them for layout now?
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Here's the problem, our buyers (eye doctors) buy many thousands of dollars worth of product at a time. Regular folks have to buy them from eye doctors, so our technical requirements mean we need to support even the 2% of 1% (.0002) of users who still access our site with Netscape Nav 4 for Mac (which doesn't support layers or CSS). If those 5,000 people buy $1,000 worth of product, well, that's a half million dollars.
That would be a problem.

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But whereas they would reject my arguments quickly before, they are now listening, especially after I showed them the ESPN site and how they were handling old users. Plus I mentioned we can migrate slowly and prepare people for the change ahead of time.
Excellent, at least you are getting somewhere.
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That would be a problem.
If it were a small number of users, I was prepared to go out to their places and upgrade the browser for them for free, just so I could get rid of this issue.

One thing at a time. First I'm getting all our sites WCAG Priority 1 compliant. I'm working on Taiwan right now and will be moving on to Hong Kong soon. Working in a language you don't know is hard. Working in another alphabet is damn near impossible. And then the Taiwanese have to go and use tradiational Chinese while Hong Kong uses simplified (so I can't just copy the modifications to one country to another). You'd think being a former Brit colony English would be more prevalent there. Ah well, right now it's the East Asians keeping me employed so I won't complain too loudly.
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And then the Taiwanese have to go and use tradiational Chinese while Hong Kong uses simplified (so I can't just copy the modifications to one country to another). You'd think being a former Brit colony English would be more prevalent there.
Hm, no. You could have asked me. Both Hong Kong and Taiwan use the traditional Chinese characters. In fact, most Hong Kong people cannot read simplified Chinese [yeah, yeah, I know]. We also use English, yes, but 95% (at least) of the population sucks in English. Even English teachers fail qualifying exams

What is "WCAG Priority 1 compliant?"
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Hm, no. You could have asked me. Both Hong Kong and Taiwan use the traditional Chinese characters. In fact, most Hong Kong people cannot read simplified Chinese [yeah, yeah, I know]. We also use English, yes, but 95% (at least) of the population sucks in English. Even English teachers fail qualifying exams
Really? They want me to use simplified. I considered asking you, but I felt it was unprofessional to have you help when I couldn't bill for your time. Plus, it's up to the Hong Kong department to tell me what to use. I will, however, ask for clarification.

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Do you know what US 508 regulations are? Almost the same thing. Make sure all images have appropriate alt-text, that all information can be accessed by any users, by they blind, deaf, motor impared or even congnatively disabled (the last one is toughest cuz it means butting heads with marketting and trying to get them to use simpler language).
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And what, I'm just supposed to convince my bosses to purchase this program because the design firm that created this site two+ years ago had a copy? It swats flies with a sledgehammer and we've been looking for a reason to get rid of it. I can replicate the same functionality with much less effort.

And yes, I googled the name of the product. I've been writing mouseOvers for seven years, and this is the most useless product I've ever seen.
Indeed, for your needs it looks like quite a bit of excessive functionality and overhead. I would replace it too.

I only pointed it out because your prior posts seemed to indicate a lack of knowledge about the menu system or how it works - when the makers of it were easily discoverable, and should have documentation on it. (Maybe next time I won't try to help. )
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Really? They want me to use simplified.
What? What utter boobs! The only reason if they do that is they want to do the website for Mainland China.

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I considered asking you, but I felt it was unprofessional to have you help when I couldn't bill for your time.
Pah. Lots of people asked tech questions and those who answered never got paid anyway.

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Plus, it's up to the Hong Kong department to tell me what to use. I will, however, ask for clarification.
This is a Hong Kong government website. Press the "Chinese" button (red button with yellow characters, top left), and see for yourself whether that is traditional or simplified Chinese. I hope you can tell

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Do you know what US 508 regulations are? Almost the same thing. Make sure all images have appropriate alt-text, that all information can be accessed by any users, by they blind, deaf, motor impared or even congnatively disabled (the last one is toughest cuz it means butting heads with marketting and trying to get them to use simpler language).
Oh that. Looks reasonable, though one wonders how many blind people (deaf people aren't really impaired here) surf websites. So far, I have seen only one, who happens to be the head of the local Oxfam.
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Oh that. Looks reasonable, though one wonders how many blind people (deaf people aren't really impaired here) surf websites. So far, I have seen only one, who happens to be the head of the local Oxfam.
The real question you should be asking yourself is how many blind people need contact lenses?

Seriously, though, all of Johnson & Johnson's websites need to be accessible, so despite the fact that it doesn't seem to make sense at first glance . . . on top of that, most contact lens users do have some sort of vision problem. There are actually good reasons to do it, but it's time for me to leave.
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