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View Poll Results: What would you wish for?
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Health
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Money
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Chicks
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One true love
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The death of your enemies
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Immortality
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Something else, please specify
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A 300 foot tall banana
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August 14, 2003, 15:10
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Prince
Local Time: 02:23
Local Date: November 2, 2010
Join Date: Feb 2003
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Question: Could I have a female genie? My wishes really really depend on the answer.
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August 14, 2003, 15:12
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King
Local Time: 09:23
Local Date: November 2, 2010
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Hooked on a feeling
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Only Christina Aguilera
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Lord know, I've made some judgement errors as a mod here. The fact that most of you are still allowed to post here is proof of that. - Rah
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August 14, 2003, 15:24
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King
Local Time: 03:23
Local Date: November 2, 2010
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1) I want to be the best ****ing high school basketball player in the country. I want a short white Jewish kid to be picked first in the NBA draft.
2) I want to be a write a classic novel.
3) I want to live a long healthy (mentally/emotionally as well as physically) life
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August 14, 2003, 15:44
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King
Local Time: 02:23
Local Date: November 2, 2010
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Halloween town
Posts: 2,969
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I would wish to be mentally networked into every single human being.
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:-p
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August 14, 2003, 15:49
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King
Local Time: 07:23
Local Date: November 2, 2010
Join Date: Nov 1999
Location: The College of New Jersey
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2) I want to be a write a classic novel.
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Sorry.
Ok, I would wish that there would be no more ***holes in the world....
and suddenly everybody has much bigger problems! 
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I truly believe that America is the world's second chance. I only hope we get a third...
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August 14, 2003, 15:52
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Prince
Local Time: 07:23
Local Date: November 2, 2010
Join Date: Apr 1999
Location: of the Cookieville Minimum Security Orphanarium
Posts: 428
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August 14, 2003, 15:54
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Prince
Local Time: 07:23
Local Date: November 2, 2010
Join Date: Apr 1999
Location: of the Cookieville Minimum Security Orphanarium
Posts: 428
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Originally posted by jdd2007
2) I want to be a write a classic novel.
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Ain't nothin' stopping you from trying to accomplish that now.
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August 14, 2003, 16:17
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Prince
Local Time: 07:23
Local Date: November 2, 2010
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Tory Party of 'Poly
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I would wish i had a geannie like from 'I dream of Jeannie', who calls me master, gives me infinite wishes, and oral sex.
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eimi men anthropos pollon logon, mikras de sophias
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August 14, 2003, 16:21
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Emperor
Local Time: 07:23
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Location: Mu Mu Land
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Man, your 'I Dream of Jennie' must of been the uncensored one, I got stuck with a Jennie who had no belly-button! 
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August 14, 2003, 16:24
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Prince
Local Time: 07:23
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eimi men anthropos pollon logon, mikras de sophias
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August 14, 2003, 16:39
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Emperor
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I would wish for 5 million dollars. I would then wish for the ability to be whatever weight I wanted, i.e. I wouldn't have to worry about dieting. Then, I would probably wish for environmental harmony.
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Drake Tungsten
"get contacts, get a haircut, get better clothes, and lose some weight"
Albert Speer
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August 14, 2003, 16:51
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Deity
Local Time: 02:23
Local Date: November 2, 2010
Join Date: Sep 1999
Location: Underwater no one can hear sharks scream
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Originally posted by monolith94
I would wish for 5 million dollars.
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The people the genie stole it from might be a little mad at you.
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August 14, 2003, 16:54
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Emperor
Local Time: 03:23
Local Date: November 2, 2010
Join Date: Dec 1969
Location: New England
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Ok, I would wish for 5 million dollars stolen from Columbian Coke dealers, untraceable.
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"mono has crazy flow and can rhyme words that shouldn't, like Eminem"
Drake Tungsten
"get contacts, get a haircut, get better clothes, and lose some weight"
Albert Speer
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August 14, 2003, 17:21
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Emperor
Local Time: 00:23
Local Date: November 2, 2010
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Reno, Nevada
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1. Wish that I COULD wish for more wishes. (<- Why am I the ONLY person on God's green Earth that seems to have figured THAT one out...?)
2. Wish for an infinite number of wishes.
3. Wish that I could grant wishes for myself without needing a genie to do it.
4. Wish the genie freedom eternal from his/her prison of a bottle, never to be forced to grant wishes again.
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The cake is NOT a lie. It's so delicious and moist.
The Weighted Companion Cube is cheating on you, that slut.
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August 14, 2003, 17:49
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King
Local Time: 01:23
Local Date: November 2, 2010
Join Date: May 1999
Location: Lost
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i didn't know genies came out of laterns 
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"Mal nommer les choses, c'est accroître le malheur du monde" - Camus (thanks Davout)
"I thought you must be dead ..." he said simply. "So did I for a while," said Ford, "and then I decided I was a lemon for a couple of weeks. A kept myself amused all that time jumping in and out of a gin and tonic."
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August 14, 2003, 17:54
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Emperor
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Aladins did... some live in bottles like Jennie
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August 14, 2003, 17:54
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Emperor
Local Time: 02:23
Local Date: November 2, 2010
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Illinois
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Others live in an empty beer bottle, right?
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STFU and then GTFO!
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August 14, 2003, 17:55
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Emperor
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only if they look like Shaq
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August 14, 2003, 18:03
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King
Local Time: 03:23
Local Date: November 2, 2010
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Cincinnati
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Originally posted by ajbera
Ain't nothin' stopping you from trying to accomplish that now.
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Anybodies with any cents can be know how to writes the books. Why dont Yoo be and your friends can pick on someones elses dreams. Jesus, I be get no respect on these forums.
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August 14, 2003, 18:07
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Emperor
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Anybodies with any cents can be know how to writes the books. Why dont Yoo be and your friends can pick on someones elses dreams. Jesus, I be get no respect on these forums.
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Yup, a wish would be needed
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August 14, 2003, 18:09
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King
Local Time: 03:23
Local Date: November 2, 2010
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Cincinnati
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I wish be get some respect.
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August 14, 2003, 18:11
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Emperor
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no one was disrespecting, they were trying to be encouraging by suggesting that you start to write the novel instead of wishing that you would... saying - nothing is stopping you.
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August 14, 2003, 18:14
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Prince
Local Time: 07:23
Local Date: November 2, 2010
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Please make all cheques payable to Whaleboy
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I want jamaica!
Failing that, one true love.
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"You can be wrong AND jewish" - Wiglaf :love:
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August 14, 2003, 18:35
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Emperor
Local Time: 02:23
Local Date: November 2, 2010
Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: mmmm sweet
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I would preface my wishes with extensive, literal definitions to make sure there are no unintended consequences. I would have to spend a lot of time thinking about specifics, but I can give you guys 3 ideas out of the blue.
1. All-knowing, obedient computer system AI that essentially can accurately answer most questions asked and can creatively construct original thoughts. For example, the AI would be able to tell me obscure statistics like "How many times did Julius Caesar masturbate in his life?", explain scientific concepts or perhaps, directly download such information to my brain (a la Matrix), and create original designs of systems like, "Design an efficient, renewable energy system". This system would have an open-ended upgrage option which would include an unlimited manufacturing capability. The system itself would be small, portable, secure, and only accessable by myself; but would be able to create whatever it needed to do whatever job I asked it to. Such a tool would be invaluable. With such knowledge; money, health, and many other things that most people would wish for could be provided by this system.
I'd have fun with number 1 before making other wishes. In fact, number 1 might be all I'd ever need. 
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August 14, 2003, 18:58
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King
Local Time: 03:23
Local Date: November 2, 2010
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Cincinnati
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Originally posted by Sava
1. All-knowing, obedient computer system AI that essentially can accurately answer most questions asked and can creatively construct original thoughts. For example, the AI would be able to tell me obscure statistics like "How many times did Julius Caesar masturbate in his life?", explain scientific concepts or perhaps, directly download such information to my brain (a la Matrix), and create original designs of systems like, "Design an efficient, renewable energy system". This system would have an open-ended upgrage option which would include an unlimited manufacturing capability. The system itself would be small, portable, secure, and only accessable by myself; but would be able to create whatever it needed to do whatever job I asked it to. Such a tool would be invaluable. With such knowledge; money, health, and many other things that most people would wish for could be provided by this system.
I'd have fun with number 1 before making other wishes. In fact, number 1 might be all I'd ever need.
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Sounds something like Jane from the Ender books.
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August 14, 2003, 19:07
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Prince
Local Time: 07:23
Local Date: November 2, 2010
Join Date: Jul 2000
Location: looking for a saviour in these dirty streets
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1. My best friend's sister not to be a manic bipolar depressive.
2. Noam Chomsky, Naomi Klein and my Politics teacher to rule the world.
3. Nice people not to finish last.
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"Love the earth and sun and animals, despise riches, give alms to every one that asks, stand up for the stupid and crazy, devote your income and labor to others, hate tyrants, argue not concerning God, have patience and indulgence toward the people, take off your hat to nothing known or unknown . . . reexamine all you have been told at school or church or in any book, dismiss whatever insults your own soul, and your very flesh shall be a great poem and have the richest fluency" - Walt Whitman
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August 14, 2003, 19:07
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Emperor
Local Time: 03:23
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I'd like infinite knowledge, sovreignity over the whole world, and the ability to escape the damnation that comes from this deal with the devil.
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"I say shoot'em all and let God sort it out in the end!
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August 14, 2003, 19:11
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King
Local Time: 03:23
Local Date: November 2, 2010
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Cincinnati
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Originally posted by Japher
no one was disrespecting, they were trying to be encouraging by suggesting that you start to write the novel instead of wishing that you would... saying - nothing is stopping you.
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I know I know
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August 14, 2003, 19:16
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Prince
Local Time: 07:23
Local Date: November 2, 2010
Join Date: Jul 2000
Location: looking for a saviour in these dirty streets
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Originally posted by Dr Strangelove
I'd like infinite knowledge, sovreignity over the whole world, and the ability to escape the damnation that comes from this deal with the devil.
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Bart! Stop pestering Satan!
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August 14, 2003, 20:57
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Emperor
Local Time: 02:23
Local Date: November 2, 2010
Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: mmmm sweet
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Originally posted by Clear Skies
1. My best friend's sister not to be a manic bipolar depressive.
2. Noam Chomsky, Naomi Klein and my Politics teacher to rule the world.
3. Nice people not to finish last.
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1. DOne! she's now multiple personality schitzo!
2. a conservative corporate state arises after 2 failed years of commie rule
3. nice people now finish second to last.
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