Legoland Public Announcement: Vox Controli on Legos Minor/Voxtavia

vondrack · August 14, 2003, 16:13

Nations of the World,

It is with joy in our hearts that we can announce a happy-end to one of the greatest hardships a nation has ever been through in the PtWDG. After a violent history of tension, treachery, backstabbing, and a lost war, the nation of Vox Controli, now battered and tired, finally arrived at the coast of Legos Minor and built first cities in their new world exile, re-christened Voxtavia.

This was previously arranged with and agreed to by Legoland, that used to claim Legos Minor as part of its homeland. We welcome our new neighbours and wish them patience, persistence, and luck in developing the harsh land of the rocky peninsula.

We also hereby pledge to protect Vox Controli in their new exile home against anyone trying to abuse the state of inevitable fragility they happen to be at this moment. The nation of Vox Controli is no longer a threat to any other civilization - and as such, shall not be threatened either.

From now on, Vox Controli is under protection of the Legoland empire.

The Senate of Legoland

redstar1 · August 14, 2003, 16:45

May I welcome our new neighbours and just say I look forward to our all night parties....with blackjack...and hookers....

UnOrthOdOx · August 14, 2003, 16:54

Blackjack?

Blackjack!?

Blackjack is for panzies. Call me when you guys move on to a REAL game, like Poker.

-edit-

this was personal opinion, blah, blah, usual disclaimers...

-edit2-

Never mind...I think I've taken care of the need for that with my sig...

ZargonX · August 14, 2003, 17:08

Quote:

Blackjack is for panzies. Call me when you guys move on to a REAL game, like Poker

Because of his harsh comments, I, ZargonX, President of Legoland, hereby declare war on UnOrthOdOx.

And I'll call you about the poker game.

Tiberius · August 14, 2003, 17:24

Who cares about the blackjack? Bring me the beer and show me the hookers!

Edit:

- disclaimer - (in case my GF reads this )

This is in no way my personal opinion. The Senate made me to say this

- end disclaimer -

UnOrthOdOx · August 14, 2003, 17:30

/me laughs.

OOO! I've made lego mad! What ever shall I do now? They might sit on their island and cast angry stares in my general direction!

Guess I better go over there and empty their coffers at the poker table then...

GhengisFarb™ · August 14, 2003, 17:52

UnOrtho is still soggy from his charge across the river to take Meridia. Yes, it was the mighty Sir UnOrthOdOx who smote down the slightly rusty defenders of Meridia and laid claim to the city.

Just one of many Spanish cities taken the last turn. Five I believe it was, wasn't it Darekill? We took five Spanish cities last turn.

badams52 · August 14, 2003, 18:53

/me takes notes: GoW/ND are destroying RP.

Gotta glean what you can without access to private fora

edit: fixed typo which will be forever kept in GFs post (unless he decides to edit his as well

).

edit #2: fixed a typo in the edit statement which again will be forever kept in a GF post (unless he decides to edit his as well

).

GhengisFarb™ · August 14, 2003, 19:14

Quote:

Originally posted by badams52
* badams52 takes notes: GoW/ND are destorying RP.

We didn't take away any of their stories. They are as storyfull as they ever were.

Master Zen · August 14, 2003, 19:58

As Consul of Foreign Affairs of The Glory of War,

Congratulations to both Vox and Lego for this unprecedented feat, unrivaled in the history of Civilization, the first mass exodus of an entire nation to another continent!

/me sends Vox and Lego a bottle of Dom Zenignon 10 BC champage fresh from the vineyards of Imperial City.

- Your friends across the pond, GoW.

P.S. Oh yeah, 5 cities!!!! TAKE THAT, MIDGETS!!! MUAHAHAHA!!!

GhengisFarb™ · August 14, 2003, 20:07

Quote:

Originally posted by badams52
edit: fixed typo which will be forever kept in GFs post (unless he deciedes to edit his as well.

)

"Deciedes?" Was he a Greek philosopher?

(Somedays, you just can't win............

)

ZargonX · August 14, 2003, 22:40

Quote:

OOO! I've made lego mad! What ever shall I do now? They might sit on their island and cast angry stares in my general direction!

No, no, you've misunderstood. Lego hasn't declared war on you, just me, personally. I'll see you at the poker table of battle!

Darekill · August 15, 2003, 01:15

ND took Cordoba thats true.
It was our 35.Kavalarie that was forced to fight some warrior. they said he fought like a girl but thats usual for warriors. For simple Warriors mind you im not talking about the BASF!

I must admit that the spanish Pikes fought with bravery we would be sad to have them killed. A surrender would be apropriate now. There's no need to fight to the very end. Everyone can see now that Spain is in ruins.

notyoueither · August 15, 2003, 01:49

Quote:

Originally posted by GhengisFarb
UnOrtho is still soggy from his charge across the river to take Meridia. Yes, it was the mighty Sir UnOrthOdOx who smote down the slightly rusty defenders of Meridia and laid claim to the city.

Just one of many Spanish cities taken the last turn. Five I believe it was, wasn't it Darekill? We took five Spanish cities last turn.

Still soggy from the sweat of facing a fight that was run away from?

When exactly does GoW live up to the name and actually come to a fight?

bongo · August 15, 2003, 06:34

Rigth now I suppose, 5 captured cities in total of which ND took one. That leaves

5-1=4

4 cities!

Not bad for someone who 'always' run away from battle.

GhengisFarb™ · August 15, 2003, 07:13

It is a brave warrior that can who march up to his hated enemy and tap him on the shoulder then walk away without spilling blood.

This takes disipline to avoid the battles the enemy wants to fight, to take fire while keeping the eye on the battle at the end of the tunnel.

GS seems to only know the strategy of full frontal attack. No planning, no maneuvers, no strategy.

Shiber · August 15, 2003, 07:19

GhengisFarb™ · August 15, 2003, 07:33

/me walks up and smacks the puppy.

Shiber · August 15, 2003, 11:06

* The decoy in the shape of Shiber's avatar explodes in Ghengis's face, burning off his eyebrows and the tip of his nose.

Beta · August 16, 2003, 13:48

Quote:

Originally posted by vondrack
Nations of the World,

It is with joy in our hearts that we can announce a happy-end to one of the greatest hardships a nation has ever been through in the PtWDG. After a violent history of tension, treachery, backstabbing, and a lost war, the nation of Vox Controli, now battered and tired, finally arrived at the coast of Legos Minor and built first cities in their new world exile, re-christened Voxtavia.

This was previously arranged with and agreed to by Legoland, that used to claim Legos Minor as part of its homeland. We welcome our new neighbours and wish them patience, persistence, and luck in developing the harsh land of the rocky peninsula.

We also hereby pledge to protect Vox Controli in their new exile home against anyone trying to abuse the state of inevitable fragility they happen to be at this moment. The nation of Vox Controli is no longer a threat to any other civilization - and as such, shall not be threatened either.

From now on, Vox Controli is under protection of the Legoland empire.

The Senate of Legoland

And the official response from Vox Controli:

It is with immeasurable appreciation to the people of Legoland, and more than a little humility, that Vox Controli settles on its new lands of Voxtavia.

I would be remiss not to mention the honour, and yes generosity, of Gathering Storm in allowing us to leave New Estonia (sniff sniff) with most of our population after our defeat, thus enabling the new settlement. The terms of our exodus agreement were respected to the fullest by GS.

A sincere thank you to both nations.

It is unusual for us Voxians to experience peace, after a long period of war, and with world events such as they are. Thus, we also greatly appreciate the 'protection' provided by our new neighbours.

Our new land is rugged, but Voxians are used to such conditions. We will rise to the challenge to carve a new future from Voxtavia.

Beta ... on behalf of the Voxian Senate.

Arrian · August 18, 2003, 16:13

GhengisFarb™ · August 19, 2003, 12:14

Isn't this nice. Now Lego has a playmate to share their Lego Blocks with.

Paddy · August 30, 2003, 06:57

umm yes, but what about the hookers?