The SMAC A-Z

[Jamski]

The SMAC A to Z
(as featured on Sesame-Protein-Substitutes Tunnel)


A is for Angels, the faction that spies,
B is for Boreholes, that minerals provide,
C is for Colony Pod, we can't get enough,
D is for Drone Riots, when their life is too tough,
E is for Energy Credits, Morgan's great joy,
F is for Formers, a borehole drilling toy,
G is for Gaians, who love the enviroment,
H is for Human Genome Project, an extra Talent,
I is for Information Networks, gives us Network Node,
J is for Jamski, who is writing this ode,
K is for Kloning Vats, a pop-boomin' tool,
L is for Lal, the old democratic fool,
M is for Mineral Resources, for our builds to get ahead,
N is for Nervestapling untill they are dead,
O is for Orbital Defense Pod, we'd best get a set,
P is for Planet Buster, we won't use them? You bet?
Q is for Quantum Physics, a tech we won't need,
R is for Recon Rovers, dangerous at any speed,
S is for Supply Crawler, the builders best friend,
T is for Terraforming, planting forests without end,
U is for Universal Translator, gives free techs, what is better?
V is for Virtual World, a free holo theater,
W is for Weather Paradigm, so we can farm faster,
X is for X-Gas Copters, to show we're the master,
Y is for Yang, leading the working class,
Z is for (z)Xenofungus, a real pain in the arse.

-Jam

[Octavian X]

Nice work.

This is something to put in the next PRAVDA...

[Snowflake]

Wow.

[Jamski]

Now don't be sarcastic. This is doggerel. Shakespear is spinning in his grave.

-Jam

[Vev]

Yay!

Now the children of the Hive can be properly enlightened.

[Nubclear]

Originally posted by Jamski
Shakespear is spinning in his grave.

-Jam

Was that the Earthquake we felt today?

[Snowflake]

The American Heritage Dictionary entry:
doggerel
-n. Berse of a loose , irregular rhythm or of a trivial nature.
-adj. Pertaining to or written in doggerel. [ME, poor, worthless < dogge, dog.]

What is confusing me is the last part (me, poor, worthless). Anybody cares for enlightening me?

[Jamski]

You don't think that poem has any real worth do you?

-Jam

[Snowflake]

Oh I thought it says you were poor and worthless. As for the poem, no it's priceless.

[Jamski]

I may be poor, but I hope I have some value.

-Jam

[Rokossovky]

I may be poor, but I hope I have some value.

painting ceilings is a very admirable skill Ms. HongHu... he may not be good at anything else, but he does have that one thing.

- Rokossovky

[Snowflake]

Originally posted by Vev
Look at all the ceilings we have to paint in the tunnels of the Hive

Oh how could I have forgotten about that! He does have that one thing.

[Googlie]

Great work, Jam

(There was an old version a coiuple of years ago that started:

A is for the Angels, who live for spying
B is for the Borgs, their humanity denying

(I can't remember much else, except that Z was for Zak, also a pain in the derrierre)

G.

[Jamski]

dammit, I forgot G is for Googlie the God of our world.

-Jam

[Vev]

There is no C is for Claire Forlani

[Jamski]

So Vev, you think Comrade Forlani is more important than colony pods shame on you.

-Jam

[Vev]

Claire Forlani helps considerably in making colony pods.

[Snowflake]

Where has she been lately?

[Rokossovky]

Where has she been lately?

NOWHERE!! NOTHING!!! SHE IS PERFECTLY CONSENTING...err I mean... yes...

- Rokossovky ( )

[Vev]

Last thing I've heards was something about vikings

[Snowflake]

Oh, I forgot. She had an appointment with ambassordar Mongoose. She did mention about somebody was dreaming or something like that.