Request of Info from Roleplay.

GhengisFarb™ · August 14, 2003, 23:11

You had mentioned earlier that your characters were attached to specific units in the game. I was wondering if someone would be willing to let me know where MrWhereitsat is (for Sir UnOrthOdOx to go meet him) and who was in Meridia, Salamanca, Valencia, and Murcia.

If thats allowed.

ruby_maser · August 15, 2003, 00:25

I'm in Pamplona fighting... a hangover! I'm planning to burn the governor's mansion down around me if the city falls. I figure the minibar will make a great accelerator.

GhengisFarb™ · August 15, 2003, 00:41

/me makes note to use the Greek Fire in the attack on Pamplona. The defenders may be flammable..........

notyoueither · August 15, 2003, 03:41

MrWIA is very safe. I heard he is with a concentratrion of units. I know this is safe because GoW would never go near a real fight.

GhengisFarb™ · August 15, 2003, 07:08

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Originally posted by notyoueither
MrWIA is very safe. I heard he is with a concentratrion of units. I know this is safe because GoW would never go near a real fight.

Poor little kitty, did someone take away your catnip?

Darekill · August 15, 2003, 07:20

Hmmm. maybe MrWIA might be save from the twenty riders of GoW in Salamanca but thats only because the BASF will strike first so he could be deadly save....

GhengisFarb™ · August 15, 2003, 08:11

Uhhh, Darekill I thought we weren't going to mention anything about stuff that comes down ND's roads............

Darekill · August 15, 2003, 10:14

Sorry...

But on the other hand they just can't resist this Army can they?

Aggie · August 15, 2003, 11:09

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Originally posted by notyoueither
MrWIA is very safe. I heard he is with a concentratrion of units. I know this is safe because GoW would never go near a real fight.

Now, Nye, you know that cowardice has nothing to do with our actions. We simply were doing what was the rational thing. I had a goal and simply ingnored distractions. Were we tempted by some of the stacks? You bet we were, especially that 5knight/several catapult stack. But even in defeating one of the stacks we would have lost, because the next turn we would have almost certainly been counterattacked by many knights and catapults. The goal of war is as Yogi Berra said about baseball" hit em where they ain't". We will certainly have to attack large stacks but it will be at a time and place of our choosing, not our opponents, and under conditions we dictate. Ya'll may now return to your trash talking.
Aggie(Emperor of Glory of War)

History Guy · August 15, 2003, 11:14

Cowardice? Emphasis on the 'Cow'.

Shiber · August 15, 2003, 11:21

to Aggie.
But let's keep in mind that the issue of "courage" and "cowardice" has already been discussed thoroughly... so let's assume that we all understand that "cowardice" often implies good sense and logical thinking, and if someone calls an in-game enemy a coward, it is just for the sake of trash-talking.

Arrian · August 15, 2003, 11:54

GoW has certainly been intelligent enough to avoid battle on GS's terms, and make use of their 3 moves. Well done.

Stinking Cowards!

-Arrian

GhengisFarb™ · August 15, 2003, 12:14

Moo!

History Guy · August 15, 2003, 12:18

Ah, gentlemen, our steak dinner has just arrived.

GhengisFarb™ · August 15, 2003, 12:41

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Originally posted by History Guy
Ah, gentlemen, our steak dinner has just arrived.

We always honor the last meal request.................

Panzer32 · August 15, 2003, 12:44

As Consul of Internal Affairs for the Glory of War I condone any actions taken by my team that does not further my gains and...

Ghengis why are you looking at me like that

/me runs away and hides in Trafalgar whilst ordering a stack of Shibering workers to help defeat GS...

Master Zen · August 15, 2003, 13:43

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Originally posted by notyoueither
MrWIA is very safe. I heard he is with a concentratrion of units. I know this is safe because GoW would never go near a real fight.

Ah so those GS units that died last turn died in a fake fight...

GhengisFarb™ · August 15, 2003, 13:51

GS only fights if they outnumber their opponents, are fighting downhill, their opponents are unaware they are opponents, its the dead of night, and at least half of the enemy they are attacking are on the take...................

Shiber · August 15, 2003, 17:51

So, Vox weren't aware that they were our opponents, all battles took place at the dead of night and at least half of Vox's army was on the take?

That explains a number of things...

Theseus · August 15, 2003, 20:58

You left out the ample supply of bananas...

Beta · August 16, 2003, 13:30

... and the food poisoning...

MrWhereItsAt · August 20, 2003, 00:42

/me posts so that all can see his sig

GhengisFarb™ · August 20, 2003, 06:55

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Originally posted by MrWhereItsAt
* MrWhereItsAt posts so that all can see his sig

Do you want us see your sig or your location that taunts UnOrthO?

MrWhereItsAt · August 20, 2003, 07:00

Sig, location, wordy stuff that irritates people by forcing them to read it......

Location.

GhengisFarb™ · August 20, 2003, 09:37

Just tell us what tile your supposedly on in the game, and we'll clarify this discussion in person.....................

UnOrthOdOx · August 20, 2003, 09:39

It's not like there's allot left for him anyway.

He's cowering like the dog he is inside Pamplona whilst licking the boots of Togas.

GhengisFarb™ · August 20, 2003, 09:46

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Originally posted by UnOrthOdOx
whilst licking the boots of Togas.

Mmmmm. Tasty.

/me will never understand the Spanish palette or its enjoyment of boot droppings and squid.

MrWhereItsAt · August 26, 2003, 01:09

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Originally posted by UnOrthOdOx
It's not like there's allot left for him anyway.

He's cowering like the dog he is inside Pamplona whilst licking the boots of Togas.

Sir:

whilst such a conflagration is consuming Spain's fair lands and stealing her sons, I hear words of one who would blame me, Spain's humblest servant, for the conflict. The Lord does indeed have many mysterious ways, and it sorely tests my faith to be confronted with so personal a conflict in the midst of such national disaster.

So shaken was I on hearing such words that it has taken me long hours of convalescence to prepare myself for this response. My brother called to me to take up arms and seek out this cohort of the infidel who would dare besmirch the name of my family. I bid him calm himself, for one must withstand temptation, for it is the device of the devil.

And thus we arrive at my message to you, Sir UnOrthOdOx. I will not fall to that temptation - that childish trickery. Were you a man I would seek a duel to satisfy the pride that wells up inside every red-blooded Spanish caballero - but you are nothing of the sort. For this childish trickery is naught but a demon's words, attempting to pervert the course of good Christian Spaniards. I see you and your unwashed subhuman hordes for what they are UnOrthOdOx - the bile of hell itself. No man of this Earth would defy the Lord so much as to ally with the infidel, let alone attack His most cherished lands.

The lands are dark with the infestation that is this unholy army, and it is curs such as you, Sir UnOrthOdOx, and your abominous creature-at-arms GhengisFarb that test the rule of Heaven more than mortal man ever could. But rest on these words, knave, and if you have a shred of appreciation for words such as "justice" and "right", you will return to your pit. For when Heaven fights back, by the Lord, Heaven's armies will expurgate this world of you and all your kind. Spain shall ascend to her glory again, and you shall beg for forgiveness before the Holiest even as your twisted existence is returned to the oblivion from whence you came.

I conclude with a heartfelt prayer that I may never encounter you, not even your words on parchment blackened by proximity to your sinner's heart. I would pray for you, but I fear that even uttering your name once more would damn me.

UnOrthOdOx · August 26, 2003, 23:29

I had a lengthy response prepared earlier this morning when Poly crashed. I might reconstruct it later. Just wanted to let you know that the above post made my whole day, MrWIA.

MrWhereItsAt · August 28, 2003, 04:58

[Terribly OOC]

There is indeed some fun to be had in this game yet. Even if it is just our two characters sniping at each other.

[/OOC]

Avaunt ye, foul demon!