Balderdash PBEM - Page 10

Rhothaerill · December 23, 2003, 03:32

I asked this in my other PBEMs already...are we upgrading to the new beta patch?

GhengisFarb™ · December 23, 2003, 14:40

Sent to conmcb25. Also known as "he who tries to utilize fake passwords".............

conmcb25 · December 23, 2003, 21:16

3090bc sent to that commie Beta.

Rhothaerill · December 24, 2003, 00:52

I wish to apologize to the rest of you for the time you plan to spend with this PBEM. It is a foregone conclusion that I am going to win so we are essentially just playing out the motions here. Again, sorry.

Oh and 3900bc to Darekill.

Darekill · December 24, 2003, 03:44

Also ich denke gerne an die chance einer möglichkeit das spiel unter umständen an Beta zu schicken. Womöglich sollte ich es tun. Ihr habt keine Chance gegen das mächtige ägyptische Reich also nutzt sie gut

So now to something complettely different. The egyptian sages just discovered the secret of the stomping foot. so for each egyptian city that might get conquered another city will get stomped. We can't aim the foot so it might be anywhere maybe even undetected for the conquerer but it will happen. So be warned....

Beta · December 24, 2003, 08:54

Gentlemen - (and GF and con) - bad news from the wandering Dutch.

Our settler stumbled over a rock, and as he fell forward his staff hit the ground and lo and behold - a city was founded. Our gypsy days are over.

To ZargonX.

GhengisFarb™ · December 24, 2003, 09:28

@ the Dutch:

Sell-outs!

GodKing · December 24, 2003, 10:40

The Dutch founded a city... prey tell, I will just have to sack it I guess.

ZargonX · December 24, 2003, 11:35

The Brothers of Zeta Chi are proud to announce they slept until 3:30 PM today after a b****in' party last night, and thus were unable to affect any great changes to the Empire today.

Save to Arn.

Arnelos · December 27, 2003, 21:56

The Babylonian people have completed 1/1,000,000th of the supposedly 5-year "Great Chop Forward" designed to cut down much of the jungle in our homeland. Rumor has it that after 5 years of work and almost nothing to show for it, the Emperor decided to purge most of the senior leaders of the workforce for "crimes against the state" and general lazyness working on the Great Chop Forward. Inevitably, state-run media was referring to the actions of these enemies of the state as constituting something more closely resembly a "great chop backwards". This, inevitably, caused the Emperor to send the propagandists at state-run media off to our state-of-the-art "propaganda re-education center" to improve their art, since they obviously need a little improvement.

The save has been passed to GodKing.

Beta · December 31, 2003, 18:44

Quote:

Originally posted by GodKing
The Dutch founded a city... prey tell, I will just have to sack it I guess.

Ah - to do that, you would first have to play the turn....

conmcb25 · December 31, 2003, 19:36

GodKing will pay for his lack of FAITH!

GhengisFarb™ · January 3, 2004, 19:51

Someone needs to tell GodKing NOT to play the game out in SP mode to find that city he's wanting to sack.

Beta · January 5, 2004, 21:56

Quote:

Originally posted by conmcb25
GodKing will pay for his lack of FAITH!

No - he will pay for his lack of timeliness.

Earth to GK. Earth to GK. Come in please....

GodKing · January 6, 2004, 20:07

Sorry. I asked Arny to send it to my work address as well as my home address.... 100% my fault however as it was still almost two weeks since I checked that email. Sent to that evil one called GF about 10 minutes ago. (MY hoard of 1 will soon plunder the world. We are invincible I tell you. INVINCIBLE!!!!!)

conmcb25 · January 6, 2004, 20:28

Quote:

Originally posted by GodKing
Sorry. I asked Arny to send it to my work address as well as my home address.... 100% my fault however as it was still almost two weeks since I checked that email. Sent to that evil one called GF about 10 minutes ago. (MY hoard of 1 will soon plunder the world. We are invincible I tell you. INVINCIBLE!!!!!)

Well I dunno abou that!

While you were "absent without leave" (awol) we decided on a seven way alliance against your miserable civ.

Rhothaerill · January 6, 2004, 20:31

I just want to know how a civ full of headless ghosts thinks it can conquer the world. The German Empire is not spooked so easily.

GhengisFarb™ · January 7, 2004, 10:20

The National Stick Association or NSA has heel stickers:

Sticks don't kill people, I do............
Kill them all, let Grog sort them out.........

GhengisFarb™ · January 7, 2004, 10:20

Sent to conmcb25.

At this time the Republican Party would like to announce the formation of a new special interest group within our ranks: The National Stick Association or NSA..........

Arnelos · January 7, 2004, 17:20

The Babylonian people of the jungle have decided that we will purposely infect any foreign nation which posts multiple copies of the same post with a host of nasty tropical diseases.

That will be all for now.

GhengisFarb™ · January 7, 2004, 18:04

Quote:

Originally posted by Arnelos
The Babylonian people of the jungle have decided that we will purposely infect any foreign nation which posts multiple copies of the same post with a host of nasty tropical diseases.

That will be all for now.

The Nation of the Republican Party has determined that the Babylonian people of the jungle carry nasty diseases and all citizens and cows of this nation will be fingerprinted and documented before being allowed to travel to our nation.

That will be all for now.

conmcb25 · January 7, 2004, 18:56

Well you aint fingerprinting us, no dam way!

Besides we dont have fingerprints!

Finger print those Dutch, now those guys are shifty characters.

3950 BC to Arnelos

GhengisFarb™ · January 7, 2004, 19:47

I can't believe conmcb25 didn't comment on the issue of fingerprinting cows.............

Rhothaerill · January 7, 2004, 21:50

The German Empire has not played with the patch. What is this patch you speak of? There is no patch! Admit it. Talk...or we will make you talk. We have ways of making you talk!

3850bc on to Darekill and played with the 1.12 Beta patch.

GhengisFarb™ · January 7, 2004, 23:15

Quote:

Originally posted by Rhothaerill
3850bc on to Darekill and played with the 1.12 Beta patch.

Beta patch? How dare you use Beta's patch without making contact in game!

You don't see me using the Arnelos patch or the Darekill patch do you! Cheater!

Darekill · January 8, 2004, 04:08

I haven't patched yet.
Is it necessairy?

Darekill · January 8, 2004, 12:58

played the game unpatched encountered no dificulties....

Didn't we agree to play this game realtime? I wasn't prepared to play the next turn before 2044....

Beta · January 8, 2004, 22:05

I don't need no patching, you ungrateful bunch of slime-eating cretins!!!!

Oh - you mean the 1.12 patch. My apologies. You know, to be honest, I really really love you guys.

And its really really gonna hurt to kill you in this game.

To ZX. The crunchable guy.

ZargonX · January 9, 2004, 00:18

The brothers of ZX are too busy getting ready for this weekend's party with the sisters from I Phelta Thi to bother playing the turn.

Sent to Arn.

conmcb25 · January 9, 2004, 10:47

I vote to skip Arnys turn this time.

He hasn't paid enough attention to us lately.