Desktop Thread Again (Cause I Missed the Last One) - Page 6

Provost Harrison · September 8, 2003, 19:32

Oooh, aren't you trying to use every weapon in your armoury to score points against me? Ping, ping

First celibacy, now, job hunting...speaking of the latter, there will be some news coming up later on in the week that will shut your mouth on that front

As for the former, well, at least I am not sh@gging Screech

Asher · September 8, 2003, 19:34

You say celibacy like it's intentional, when the fact of the matter is girls (and guys) want nothing to do with you. They'd rather have sex with a porcupine.

The dog in your avatar is more sexually attractive than you are. And I'm not just saying this to take a dig at you, you're seriously damn ugly.

Drake Tungsten · September 8, 2003, 19:38

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Where's your picture, Drake? Curious how you haven't posted it.

It's not curious at all. I won't post my picture or my real name. I rather enjoy the veil of anonymity that cloaks me here.

For the record, however, I was told yesterday that I look like Michael Owen. A grade-A compliment if I've ever heard one.

Better than looking like Screech, at any rate.

Provost Harrison · September 8, 2003, 19:38

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Originally posted by Asher
You say celibacy like it's intentional, when the fact of the matter is girls (and guys) want nothing to do with you. They'd rather have sex with a porcupine.

The dog in your avatar is more sexually attractive than you are. And I'm not just saying this to take a dig at you, you're seriously damn ugly.

Seriously damn ugly? Those are harsh words Glonkybabe, harsh words...it's called having secondary sexual characteristics, not looking like a schoolchild. I don't suppose you've come across many men yet have you? You stick to being a nonce.

ixnay · September 8, 2003, 19:38

I have a fiancee and none of you do so HAHAHA YOU ARE ALL UGLY AND STUPID.

Asher · September 8, 2003, 19:40

Of course, Drake, of course. Because if you posted your picture, you'd easily be spotted in Japan and your whole world will fall apart.

You don't post your pic because you're probably as fugly as Rich.

Asher · September 8, 2003, 19:42

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I have a fiancee and none of you do so HAHAHA YOU ARE ALL UGLY AND STUPID.

Fiancee at 19 is nothing to brag about.

We'll see who is laughing when she divorces you, takes your money, and marries some guy from a Sailor Moon forum.

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Seriously damn ugly? Those are harsh words Glonkybabe, harsh words...it's called having secondary sexual characteristics, not looking like a schoolchild. I don't suppose you've come across many men yet have you? You stick to being a nonce.

This is just downright lame.

"secondary sexual characteristics"

You've no idea the kind of men that I've come across. I'm not attracted to 25 year old flat-faced tiny-eyed balding minimum wage Brits if that's what you're asking.

Drake Tungsten · September 8, 2003, 19:42

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Because if you posted your picture, you'd easily be spotted in Japan and your whole world will fall apart.

I made a few movies I wasn't proud of in my youth and I'm pretty sure Poly has more than a few people who know my work. You're sick freaks, all of you.

Provost Harrison · September 8, 2003, 19:42

I think you're out of ammunition Glonkybabes, that ugly thing gleaned from a few dodgy webcam pictures...I'm sure if you asked people who had met me in real life they'd have a different story

Asher · September 8, 2003, 19:43

Of course, it's the webcam which makes you ugly.

I'm sure you're a stunningly good looking chap, which explains why all of the girls are interested in you.

Provost Harrison · September 8, 2003, 19:45

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Originally posted by Asher
This is just downright lame.

"secondary sexual characteristics"

You've no idea the kind of men that I've come across. I'm not attracted to 25 year old flat-faced tiny-eyed balding minimum wage Brits if that's what you're asking.

Ho ho ho

I'm 26, I don't have a 'flat face' nor 'tiny eyes' nor am I balding. Nor am I paid minimum wage. I think you ought to get your facts right before attempting to flame me...make sure there is propane in your tank.

The kind of men you've come across? They're probably all spotty computer geeks like you.

Provost Harrison · September 8, 2003, 19:46

Anyway I could talk all night but sleep is more appealing that having these little chinwags with Canadian middle-class mummy's boys. See ya later

Asher · September 8, 2003, 19:48

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Originally posted by Provost Harrison
Ho ho ho

I'm 26, I don't have a 'flat face' nor 'tiny eyes' nor am I balding.

Good, good, Stewart Smalley...

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Nor am I paid minimum wage.

How much is it then, Rich?

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The kind of men you've come across? They're probably all spotty computer geeks like you.

Oh, unquestionably.

Computer geeks tend to be ugly and annoying. I avoid them and don't even think of them sexually.

Drake Tungsten · September 8, 2003, 19:48

God, I really wish I wasn't at work. This thread has potential.

Asher · September 8, 2003, 19:49

And by the time you're home Ming will have checked his PM and restricted me indefinitely, so it looks like you're SOL.

Provost Harrison · September 8, 2003, 19:50

Oooh, picking on my height now are you? Well pick on someone your own size - some other gangly freak.

And how much I get paid, well, I'll divulge that when you divulge yours...whether that includes all the money mummy and daddy give you is another questions. Personally I don't judge my existance on financial parameters. I have enough to afford a nice car and a roof over my head, and a decent PC, thankyou very much...

Provost Harrison · September 8, 2003, 19:51

In that case, bye bye Glonky, and hello Ming...bite me

Drake Tungsten · September 8, 2003, 19:52

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And by the time you're home Ming will have checked his PM and restricted me indefinitely, so it looks like you're SOL.

It's not hard to find the silver lining on that one.

Asher · September 8, 2003, 19:52

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Originally posted by Provost Harrison
Oooh, picking on my height now are you? Well pick on someone your own size - some other gangly freak.

No, it was a reference that flew over your tiny head.

But I suppose it is also a dig at your height. Didn't mean to, but it works, doesn't it?

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And how much I get paid, well, I'll divulge that when you divulge yours...whether that includes all the money mummy and daddy give you is another questions.

$20/hr and $15/hr for consulting and programming, respectively. Minimum wage being $5.90. Though that doesn't include the bonus I was just given for completing the program and him being very impressed with it...

JohnT · September 8, 2003, 20:03

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Originally posted by Asher

Something tells me if I started calling all of your SOs (well, you guys wouldn't know it seeing as you'll both be hopelessly single for all ofyour lives) ugly, I'd be getting reamed by Ming.

Have at him, Ming. Taking potshots at family members... Asher, when the hell are you going to grow up and be a guy, much less a man?

(the above quote is also a link, btw. Check out fvckwits response to my joking about the sexual proclivities of 20 year old boys.)

monolith94 · September 8, 2003, 20:31

The only thing lamer than asher insulting my desktops is asher and harrison trying to argue about beauty...

The horror, the horror...

His boyfriend is far from ugly, by the way.

Drake Tungsten · September 8, 2003, 20:36

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His boyfriend is far from ugly, by the way.

I know, but it's just so fun to take the piss out of Glonkie. "Plain" is the word I would use to describe his boyfriend. Reminds me of Wally Cleaver...

edit: Removed bizarre characters that must've been spawned by the evil Japanese keyboards at work.

Konquest02 · September 8, 2003, 20:52

Asher · September 8, 2003, 21:48

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Originally posted by JohnT
Have at him, Ming. Taking potshots at family members... Asher, when the hell are you going to grow up and be a guy, much less a man?

(the above quote is also a link, btw. Check out fvckwits response to my joking about the sexual proclivities of 20 year old boys.)

Are you too much of a moron to understand the ramifications of what you said?

You implied 20 year olds will **** anything willing, which to me is certainly a potshot towards me AND my SO.

You make a sweeping age generalization about 20 year olds not being picky about who they sleep with, and I made one about old ladies having saggy breasts.

You took the first shot by implying I have low standards, I replied, then you started crying.

Boo hoo.

Did it hurt you more because your "joke" is incorrect (I have high standards) and mine is the honest-to-god truth?

A man knows the implications of what he says, John.

JohnT · September 8, 2003, 22:47

Being a 20 year old once myself, I know what I'm talking about.

Had you bothered rereading the thread, the joke was about you, child, not your SO; as opposed to this thread where there are plenty of ACTUAL personal "attacks" on your SO that are not met with insults directed to non-participants.

Typical Asher - the ad hominems come fast and furious in your world... it's too bad you don't have the maturity God gave my 2 year old to leave it (and I didn't even know that we were "fighting") between the two of us: you decided to make a personal attack on a non poster because of a joke about the well-known tendency of 20 year old boys to stick their Nixons into anything willing.

You can act all morally outraged all you want, fvcknugget, the fact is that you were wrong in your response.

Agathon · September 8, 2003, 22:59

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Happy hunting.

Thanks.

Now, I'm off to have a feed. I'll leave you with this uplifting message...

A "feed"? You must have met some of my countrymen.

MrFun · September 9, 2003, 01:16

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Originally posted by JohnT
Being a 20 year old once myself, I know what I'm talking about.

Had you bothered rereading the thread, the joke was about you, child, not your SO; as opposed to this thread where there are plenty of ACTUAL personal "attacks" on your SO that are not met with insults directed to non-participants.

Typical Asher - the ad hominems come fast and furious in your world... it's too bad you don't have the maturity God gave my 2 year old to leave it (and I didn't even know that we were "fighting") between the two of us: you decided to make a personal attack on a non poster because of a joke about the well-known tendency of 20 year old boys to stick their Nixons into anything willing.

You can act all morally outraged all you want, fvcknugget, the fact is that you were wrong in your response.

Bad day, huh?

But in all seriousness, you are right -- someone who has to insult another person not even involved in any banter, is just not clever or smart enough to give something back to the original person.

Like insulting the person's mother, spouse, and so forth.