The Comic Strip

Kody · August 21, 2003, 04:47

Pravda is getting unreliable

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Also I haven't forgiven them yet for publishing those Haikus.

Drogue · August 21, 2003, 04:51

Hmmm... Lemmings in a Hive cartoon, is this a coincidence?

Hercules · August 21, 2003, 06:03

So the Hive guess the Drones to be in the early stages of researching Doc. Air

Drogue · August 21, 2003, 06:23

I'm really hoping not! What year are we on? Surely that's a least 10/15 turns away?

Vev · August 21, 2003, 06:42

There seem to be a lapse in proper articles to warrant new issues. Hive Moral Promoter has engaged proper measures to encourage writers to publish satisfactory articles. If you wish Pravda can be padded with quality haikus to meet the Hive Standard Length.

Kody · August 21, 2003, 06:43

Bah and have my proper articles padded with haikus again no way.

No more article writing for me. Not until I can see a full pravda written with decent articles without me writing them.

Vev · August 21, 2003, 06:47

Sounds like a catch 22.

Kody · August 21, 2003, 06:51

You guys just need to think before you write something, then maybe it'll be less like spam.

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Actually the reason I don't like pravda recently is because it's been revolving around spam. I think most of the pravda prints before 14 3/4 were okay. However, recently it's all been about how great our spam is.

I think many people have tired of that subject.

Vev · August 21, 2003, 07:00

Unfortunately, action begets action and without action lies stagnation and slow death. To fade without a whimper nor a cry of resistance.

Kody · August 21, 2003, 07:13

I believe it was the spam that is leading pravda into stagnation. Also I've noticed the intelligence level decreases the more spam the hive produces. I have a theory that reading too much spam warps the mind producing mild insanity and lack of logic. Tassadar's recent espisodes concur with this reasoning.

Vev · August 21, 2003, 07:18

Not to mention boredom. Hard to excite a limp frog in a middle of a rice paddy.

Kody · August 21, 2003, 07:21

That comment just proves you've been reading too much spam in the hive forum. Also this reminds me of that yoda comment you made.

We need to cut back on the spam, especially the more insane spam, so that the hive doesn't scare everyone away when we finally do meet.

Vev · August 21, 2003, 07:28

Forgive me, my thoughts can be lead slightly astray due to the fact at the same time, I am writing IC story posts of a person who has creative issues.

Drogue · August 21, 2003, 09:22

This could be the first thread where the questions "what is the subject, content and style of the thread?" all have the same answer.

The Hive does seem a little Schizophrenic lately

Snowflake · August 21, 2003, 10:55

Sigh!

Rokossovky · August 21, 2003, 15:32

Sigh is right!!!

- Rokossovky

Jamski · August 21, 2003, 16:07

/me apologises for his comrades... again...

Maybe its time for me to take over PRAVDA again... and if I could get mod powers in the Hive forum, we'd see a LOT of threads being closed.

-Jam

Octavian X · August 21, 2003, 20:13

Spoil sport.

Voltaire · August 21, 2003, 22:05

Jamski: You are the Deputy Chairman, if you want PRAVDA it's yours. I'll just create another government department to run it and we'll be well on our way.

What would that bring us to, 31? 32? I've lost count.