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I'm With Stupid XVI: Stupider than a barrelful of retarded monkeys
OK, half of the questions from Gange and half from me. Deadline (and TEH FINAL ANSWAAAAAAR) on Wednesday, or Thursday, or Friday, depending on my schelude. Send answers to me by PM. You get scored based on how many other people answered as you did, for instance, if you answer 2 with "Banana" as did 7 others, you get 7 points. Imran should stop being such a lazy little Siddiqui and organize an "I'm With Stupid" contest on SDMB like I told him to do ages ago.
1. What's the best city in Asia?
2. Where's Osama?
3. Who's Apolyton's most politically correct poster?
4. If Apolyton was an animal, what animal would it be?
5. What's the real reason Shi was so tardy with last contest's answers?
6. How many fingers am I holding up?
7. What's your favorite fetish/perversion?
8. Who's your favorite supporting character in "The Simpsons"? (ie. not a member of the Simpson family)
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"That’s the future of the Democratic Party: providing Republicans with a number of cute (but not that bright) comfort women." - Adam Yoshida, Canada's gift to the world
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August 23, 2003, 11:49
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ANSWAAAAAAAR scented.
Once again, more of looking to be general "Stupid" than actually get the lowest score.
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August 23, 2003, 12:03
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What about people who don't watch the Simpsons?
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August 23, 2003, 12:04
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[Obama] is either a troll or has no ****ing clue how government works - GePap
Later amendments to the Constitution don't supersede earlier amendments - GePap
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August 23, 2003, 15:12
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Steeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerike!
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August 23, 2003, 15:48
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sent(*2)
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August 23, 2003, 20:27
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Ununununsent
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August 23, 2003, 20:42
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The questions are good providing many chances for comic answers, therefore I'm in.
disclaimer - no guarantees that you will find my answers funny though
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August 23, 2003, 20:45
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sent. I found my own answers to be, personally, hilarious. I bet only 1 person in a google would find my answers as funny as I did, though.
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August 23, 2003, 20:48
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D'oh!
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August 23, 2003, 20:52
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ANSWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARED
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August 23, 2003, 21:18
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Right.
The average chimp has an IQ of about 40. A retarded Chimp's IQ is unlikely to less than half that of a normal Chimp since it would otherwise be classified as comatose -(same with humans).
If we therefore assume that a retarded monkey has an IQ of 21, then how many fit into a barrel?
The average volume of a chimp is about 2000cc
The average volume of a whiskey barrel is 14000cc
Hence you can fit 7 chimps into a barrel. With 7 retarded chimps at IQ 21 = 21 * 7 => 147
So the IQ of a barrel of monkeys is 147, which is not particularly stupid. In fact a barrel full of monkeys could get into Mensa.
Please stop misrepresenting your quiz.
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August 23, 2003, 21:31
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No, you don't add IQ, you average it 
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August 23, 2003, 21:36
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But it was stupider than a barrel full of monkeys! It it was "Stupider than the average stupidity of a barrel full of monkeys" it would make sense.
albeit a human with an IQ 21 would be functionally dead.
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August 23, 2003, 21:51
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Actually, a barrel full of monkeys has an IQ of zero. It's a barrel 
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August 23, 2003, 21:55
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Very good
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August 23, 2003, 21:58
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Wait... the thread title is a "barrelful" of retarded monkeys... is this a typo? Otherwise going by the monkeys is right
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August 23, 2003, 22:33
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excellent 
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August 23, 2003, 23:09
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August 24, 2003, 03:25
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The mistake you are making is assuming that the barrel will be full of chimps. For instance, I don't think you can fit many gorillas or orangutangs in a barrel.
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"That’s the future of the Democratic Party: providing Republicans with a number of cute (but not that bright) comfort women." - Adam Yoshida, Canada's gift to the world
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August 24, 2003, 04:20
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If you chop them finely enough...
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August 24, 2003, 07:22
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BUUUUUUUMPAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
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August 24, 2003, 09:33
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Did he say "barrelful of retarded primates?" Nope. Chimps are apes, not monkeys. Monkeys are stupider than apes.
Not only that, but when considering a group neither the sum nor the average applies. If the smart ones don't kill off the dumb ones, then the group tends to rise little above the lowest intelligence present.
Heck, just look at Apolyton.
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August 24, 2003, 10:47
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Can somebody explain me two things?
1. How to participate in "I'm wuth Stupid"? Who should i send the answers to?
2. Whats the difference between stupid and bastard?
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August 24, 2003, 10:50
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You send the answers to whoever posts the thread--in this case, Stefu.
The goal is not to send the correct answers, but to answer the same thing as many other people have answered as possible. (Pre-planning your answers with them is not allowed.)
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August 24, 2003, 10:50
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You send a PM to Stefu with the answers. You could either try to be funny and original, as answers will be publied, or you may want to win and thus to provide the most bland and least original answers as possible.
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"I never had the need to have a boner." -- Dissident
"I have never cut off my penis when I was upset over a girl." -- Dis
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August 24, 2003, 10:53
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Understood...
But what is the difference between bastard and stupid?
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August 24, 2003, 11:26
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But what is the difference between bastard and stupid?
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A bastard is mean / evil. A stupid is just dumb.
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"I never had the need to have a boner." -- Dissident
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August 24, 2003, 11:41
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And moron?
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August 24, 2003, 11:51
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Once again, just dumb. Although they usually show it more than someone who's stupid.
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