August 24, 2003, 01:25
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Disclaimers that should appear on your posts
While arguing with Asher in another thread, the thought occured to me that he should have a legal disclaimer on every post he makes saying... well, you can think of your own for Asher. 
Anyway, what would your legal disclaimer be? And what should other Apolytoners disclaimers be (BE relatively NICE!!!)?
A few for me (warning, some may suck):
Warning: This post is an out of the blue non-sequitor from a poster who won't visit this thread again.
Warning: Failure to comment on the cuteness of this posters baby girl will result in a lowering of your Q rating.
Warning: This post contains commentary that is commonly ignored.
For Apolytoners
MTG - Warning: If you dare argue I will pummel you with 4 times the wording of this post. This increase will happen for 3 times, after which I ban you without saying a word.
Pekka - Warning: Scandinavian and not loving it.
Asher - Disclaimer: I own MS stock... or MS owns me.
Rah - Warning: I moderate from 8:30am to 9:15am, EST (USA), only. Be on your guard then.
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August 24, 2003, 01:29
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Not for me (I hope): Warning - Do not feed the trolls
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August 24, 2003, 01:32
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President of the OT
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Pfft, I haven't had MS stock for years.
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August 24, 2003, 01:33
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Warning: Frenchman who only brags about it to piss off the Americans
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"I never had the need to have a boner." -- Dissident
"I have never cut off my penis when I was upset over a girl." -- Dis
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August 24, 2003, 01:33
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"Let the People know the facts and the country will be saved." Abraham Lincoln
Mis Novias
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August 24, 2003, 01:35
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Ted: As unbelievable as it sounds, nobody told this to me in several months 
Thanks for putting in some balance 
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"I never had the need to have a boner." -- Dissident
"I have never cut off my penis when I was upset over a girl." -- Dis
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August 24, 2003, 01:36
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Anytime Spiff.
You are a good man. 
The French US riff seems to have quieted for now.
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August 24, 2003, 01:38
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Warning: You exist only for my amusement.
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I try not to break the rules but merely to test their elasticity. -- Bill Veeck | Don't listed to the Linux Satanist, people. - St. Leo | If patching security holes was the top priority of any of us(no matter the OS), we'd do nothing else. - Me, in a tired and accidental attempt to draw fire from all three sides.
Posted with Mozilla Firebird running under Sawfish on a Slackware Linux install.:p
XGalaga.
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August 24, 2003, 01:38
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Deity
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Warning - threadjack
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Later amendments to the Constitution don't supersede earlier amendments - GePap
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August 24, 2003, 01:41
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Proud Member of the United States of Azz Kickers
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August 24, 2003, 01:42
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Warning - high temperatures. Flame-resistant clothing advised.
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[Obama] is either a troll or has no ****ing clue how government works - GePap
Later amendments to the Constitution don't supersede earlier amendments - GePap
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August 24, 2003, 01:45
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Settler
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Warning: settler
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August 24, 2003, 01:46
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PolyCast Thread Necromancer
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Hmm...I can't think of any Would anyone like to create one for me?
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August 24, 2003, 01:49
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Comrade Tassadar - Warning: May or may not have 15 year old son.
Warning: The dichotomy of being an Utah Communist has split my mind in two.
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August 24, 2003, 01:51
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Fez:
Disclaimer: All facts and opinions in this thread may be countered with other facts, regardless of the fact they are automatically in inaccurate
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August 24, 2003, 01:51
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Can't think of anything for meself 
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August 24, 2003, 03:12
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Fez- You are the one with a disclaimer, you illogical communist, just like your hero Chavez.
DinoDoc- Since when has there ever been such a thing as a disclaimer?
Ned: Warning: The interest rate of this post needs to be dropped below 0%.
Mr. Fun- Where is the banana option in this disclaimer? *ba dum bum*
Mr. Fun (take 2)- My only disclaimer is that people need to be warned against talking to someone from Idaho, where no bananas are grown! *ba dum bum*
Mr. Fun (take 3)- Warning!: This post is protected by the Union Army. Don't mess with us gay guys! *ba dum bum*
Asher- Warning! Reading this post may be in violation of your EULA, you criminal.
Red_jon: Warning! *insert picture here*
Albert Speer: Warning! This post might have some wack-ass **** in it. So keep ya head up.
Thanks
Boris Godunov: Achtung!! I stab at thee from hell's heart, foul bugbear! What is a man? But a worthless pile of secrets! Life is but a walking shadow, a poor playerwho struts and frets his hour upon the stage and then is heard no more. Now enough talk, have at you!
Monolith84: Warning! This post is powered by Macs, and funny shirts.
St. Swithin: Warning! This post is protected against septuagenarian Activision execs. Now if I may quote Tyler Durden.....
Slowwhand: Warning! This post is powered by Willy Nelson, and two shots of whiskey.
Slowwhand (take 2): Warning! This post may result in your being deported to Cuba!
Alright, that's enough for now.
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August 24, 2003, 03:13
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for me it would be:
I am not a conservative or right-winger in any way, shape, or form
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Barack Obama- the antichrist
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August 24, 2003, 03:14
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Warning: I will turn your statement into a debate about individual rights.
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August 24, 2003, 03:27
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Oh fine, a couple more.
David Floyd- Warning! This post WILL NOT violate your natural rights.
Dissident- i know it is very pc to have a disclaimer but i am not a very pc guy. i would support gay, socialist ideas like disclaimers if they worked. i guess my only disclaimer is that you had better be a hot, slutty chick. 
Ming- Warning! You liberal punks better shut your mouths.
Or else, someone is going to get restricted.
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August 24, 2003, 04:09
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Warning: I will turn your statement into a debate about individual rights.
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 Or natural rights or freedom.
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August 24, 2003, 04:28
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Warning: This post contains thoughts not to be thought by anyone.
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August 24, 2003, 04:38
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Settler
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"Everything you say can and will be used against you."
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“Now we declare… that the law-making power or the first and real effective source of law is the people or the body of citizens or the prevailing part of the people according to its election or its will expressed in general convention by vote, commanding or deciding that something be done or omitted in regard to human civil acts under penalty or temporal punishment….” (Marsilius of Padua, „Defensor Pacis“, AD 1324)
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August 24, 2003, 04:48
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DinoDoc- Since when has there ever been such a thing as a disclaimer?
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No, true DinoDoc disclaimer would be "Since when has having a disclaimer been a bad thing?"
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August 24, 2003, 05:16
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For me
"Warning: Behaves erratically in the OT. Alert status [insert color here, where green = philosophical and red = right-wing lunatic]."
For Drogue or elijah
"Warning: Will argue philosophy at no provocation. Replying not advised."
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August 24, 2003, 05:23
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King
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August 24, 2003, 07:20
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Great impersonations Monkspider
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"I never had the need to have a boner." -- Dissident
"I have never cut off my penis when I was upset over a girl." -- Dis
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August 24, 2003, 10:00
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King
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Warning: Yes, I will voice irrational, biased opinions and thoughts. No, I will not argue them with you.
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August 24, 2003, 10:08
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My posts already have a disclaimer. Its an official one.
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August 24, 2003, 10:12
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for me
WARNING: If you argue with me, I think you are stupid.
WARNING: I'm an @sshole.
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