August 25, 2003, 21:48
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1 Positive Pregnancy Test~guaranteed Positive
This is simply pure moronic, I mean really check this out:
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I personally, other than a joke with that intent only...I Would like to see every person using this as a tool of revenge charged with a crime.
As if the genders do not have enough to deal with...
They even sell these things at best buy
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August 25, 2003, 23:54
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Jesus man, just what did your woman do to you?
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August 25, 2003, 23:58
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Originally posted by Asher
Jesus man, just what did your woman do to you?
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See, I'm not the only one who thinks this.
No, really, I feel very sad for us men. We have the vast majority of thr wealth and power in every society in the world, but those darn women are screwing us over. Soon we won't be able to have the majority of the jobs, the majority of the property, we won't get preferential treatment anymore. Darn those women.
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August 26, 2003, 00:03
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Originally posted by chegitz guevara
No, really, I feel very sad for us men. We have the vast majority of thr wealth and power in every society in the world, but those darn women are screwing us over. Soon we won't be able to have the majority of the jobs, the majority of the property, we won't get preferential treatment anymore. Darn those women.
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Is it just me, or is tonight the night of really bad trolls?
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August 26, 2003, 00:12
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sadly enough, i was witness to such a "crime" a few years back...and yeah, i agree, since some people really got hurt and messed up because of her "revenge."
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August 26, 2003, 00:16
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If it was cheaper I'd buy it and try it on my SO.
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August 26, 2003, 00:21
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QOTD!
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August 26, 2003, 00:24
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Now, for all the straight guys here. Imagine a second your SO uses it to pressure you... And tell me about your feelings.
The people who use this are despicable. They should be extremely ashamed of themselves for that. But rather, they seem to be fairly proud (hence the 97% positive feedback).
Suicide would be too good for these *******s.
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August 26, 2003, 00:32
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Jesus man, just what did your woman do to you?
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Word. We should start a collection for some psychological counselling for some members here .
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August 26, 2003, 00:33
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If my fiance tried something like that, she would not be in my life at all ever again. I don't forgive betrayal of that magnitude. Ever.
Thankfully, I can trust her so it isn't an issue.
Poly likes to get in on the act too. After posting, I was shown this quote:
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Populus vult decipi.
[The people like to be deceived.]
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August 26, 2003, 00:40
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You know, there are much worse things in life than having someone pretend they are pregnant. Anyway, all you need to do is wait, and the truth will reveal itself.
I feel sorry for you people who are always worried about your women betraying you. Either you are complete shits to your girlfriends or you are very poor judges of character or you are looking for the wrong things in a girlfriend, i.e., big tits instead of a level personality.
The easiest way to avoid being betrayed is not to let drama people into your life.
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August 26, 2003, 00:41
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Amen che.
Women and drama.
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August 26, 2003, 00:44
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Originally posted by chegitz guevara
I feel sorry for you people who are always worried about your women betraying you. Either you are complete shits to your girlfriends or you are very poor judges of character or you are looking for the wrong things in a girlfriend, i.e., big tits instead of a level personality.
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Actually, I am not. But in general, I like trying to figure out what a victim is experiencing... And in this case, it was very easy, I just had to imagine my gf betraying me this way. And it is highly unpleasant.
I don't know why Blackice only posts about how much women are evil... He must be very insecure on this regard I guess. But to me, fear of being betrayed is very low (I have much more fear of betraying her myself)... That doesn't hamper me to understand that the women who use this are utter *******s.
Pregnancy and children are the most potent pressure forms in a couple. To fake it shows a complete lack of respect for your partner
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August 26, 2003, 01:08
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Women make no sense.
Come on. You're so busy slaving away that you forget what day it is, let alone it's her birthday or something... they go absolutely bananas up the wall, threatening divorce, taking half your goods etc. Same with hugging. She tries to teach you how to hug properly...
"Nope, arm up here... almost... almost..." By this point you are in excruitating torture and your body resembles a pretzel. Eventually, she huffs and says "Oh, forget it... you men are all the same".
Sorry, but: Nelson Mandela, Adolf Hitler. Don't tell me we're all the same. And if we said "You forgot to do the ironing. You women are all the same.", there'll be a march down the centre of the city the next day. Males are the only people you can insult these days.
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August 26, 2003, 01:15
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Asher and Che said:
"Jesus man, just what did your woman do to you?"
"See, I'm not the only one who thinks this"
My most deep and sincere apologies to blackice if I am wrong, but IIRC he faced an abusive wife and had to deal with the courts in getting his kids after divorce.
You know Che, I respect you greatly, but this is really looking kind of sad. Whenever someone puts a thread about some feminist related wrongdoing of any sort, you put up an argument if possible, and flame the people who put up the thread if not. Is it because you use your psuedonym here as your psuedonym in the feminist community, and you don't feel you can publicly break from feminist orthodoxy?
If you want to start your own thread on gender inequalities in our society, do so, they certainly exist in this world. But it makes you look real callous when you complain about opression towards your favorite groups, but don't care anything about the evil acts against others.
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August 26, 2003, 01:15
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Pregnancy and children are the most potent pressure forms in a couple. To fake it shows a complete lack of respect for your partner
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There are lots of ways to engage in emotional blackmail, not just by faking a pregnancy.
Here's a good way to avoid getting nailed by this particular method . . . use a condomn, every time.
Anyway, blackice isn't the only one that has women issues. Much of this forum seems to think that women are evil and just waiting to stab them in the back, always whining that women have some new power to make their life a living hell.
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August 26, 2003, 01:16
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"Anyway, blackice isn't the only one that has women issues. Much of this forum seems to think that women are evil and just waiting to stab them in the back, always whining that women have some new power to make their life a living hell. "
Meet Che, amatuer pyschoanalyist.
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August 26, 2003, 01:18
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I wouldn't be so sure it was blackice's wife that was the problem.
Quite frankly, from what I've seen from him here, it wouldn't surprise me in the least if he didn't get custody. I, too, would be hesitant to give custody of children to a man who, at middle age, still can't form proper sentences.
(though he has made huge strides recently, this thread's post was coherent and well-written on his part )
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August 26, 2003, 01:19
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You know Che, I respect you greatly, but this is really looking kind of sad. Whenever someone puts a thread about some feminist related wrongdoing of any sort, you put up an argument if possible, and flame the people who put up the thread if not. Is it because you use your psuedonym here as your psuedonym in the feminist community, and you don't feel you can publicly break from feminist orthodoxy?
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Have you ever seen blackice post something not relating to this subject (women are screwing over men at every oppertunity so let's smack the *****es)?
It'd be like taking Mr Fun to task for a homosexual thread a few months back.
Anyway, che is right. A LOT of people on this forum think that women are waiting to stab them in the back. Utter rubbish.
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August 26, 2003, 01:19
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Originally posted by chegitz guevara
Here's a good way to avoid getting nailed by this particular method . . . use a condomn, every time.
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You seem to be under the impression that condoms have a 100% effective rate.
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August 26, 2003, 01:24
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Look: It'd suck to have this happen to you, but it sucks whenever someone lies to you to get something from you.
This is one case of many, who cares?
Learn to be more picky about who you associate with if this is a regular problem for you.
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August 26, 2003, 01:29
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This is one case of many, who cares?"
Not every thread has to be the on the most groundbreaking story of the day. If a thread doesn't interest you, feel free to move on to other threads.
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August 26, 2003, 01:29
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Originally posted by Shi Huangdi
Is it because you use your psuedonym here as your psuedonym in the feminist community, and you don't feel you can publicly break from feminist orthodoxy?
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If it is the case that blackice was in an abusive relationship, then I apologize for my callous words towards him. He is, however, an intelligent person, and should realize that all womanking is not evil just because he went through hell because of one particular woman (who may have been able to snow others into being her allies).
The fact of the matter is, blackice, an otherwise very intelligent and thoughtful poster, has as long as I have known him, had an agenda against women. He is not alone. The bile that is spewed forth about women regularly on this forum is really quite sickening, and has become so bad recently that I've considerably lessened my PolyOT time.
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So, let's take this particular issue, fake pregancy tests. Rather than saying, how sad that there's a way for people to engage in emotional blackmail, to mess with each other's heads, to engage in emotional abuse, this thread has been: those evil awful women!
There are all kinds of ways to mess with your partner's head. Tell him or her you've been sleeping around (even if it isn't the truth). Tell them you think you're being followed. Tell them you were fired from your job because you wouldn't put up with being sexually harrased. Tell them your brother/sister/best friend was hitting on you, etc.
What makes this fake pregancy test so special? Are you the kind of person that would jump into a marriage based one box test, without going to a doctor first or waiting a few months?
Anyway, you should be thanking the person that pulls this kind of trick on you. Now you know what kind of person they are, and you can get them the hell out of your life.
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August 26, 2003, 01:52
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The fact of the matter is, blackice, an otherwise very intelligent and thoughtful poster, has as long as I have known him, had an agenda against women. "
Actually I believe he has touched on real anti-womanism in the men's movement before, linking to an excellent article about that. As for why he post about this- people tend to care more about the issues that have affected them. Blackice has felt that he has had to deal with some of the rougher edges of feminism gone too far. And while you may think that is not important compared to larger overall problems of gender inequality, it is never not important to the person who is victim of it.
"Rather than saying, how sad that there's a way for people to engage in emotional blackmail, to mess with each other's heads, to engage in emotional abuse, this thread has been: those evil awful women"
Huh? Frozzy's post is the only that approaches that and that was more of a troll.
"What makes this fake pregancy test so special?"
Well for one, now this type of jerkiness has gone technological and is on e-bay. Also as blackice indicated in the line directly after the link, the fact that this got a 93% positive feedback. Their are plenty of people who given the thumbs up to this type of behavior- whereas something designed for men to be mean to their women would rightfully be seen as the immoral cruelty it is.
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August 26, 2003, 03:24
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Why dont you turn the tide and buy one of these pregnancy tests and then convince your girl you used it on her without her noticing (if thats possible).
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August 26, 2003, 04:04
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Che: Please, stop acting like Fez. Your throwing the temper tantrum. It's VERY fezzie. FACTS:
The first post made by Che in this thread was a blatant pro-woman troll. Which many people responded to.
Afterwards, Che begins calling others "shitheads" in defense of women, even though people took the opposite position BECAUSE of his trolling.
THEN he proceeds to say he is SO SICK AND APPALED of the anti-women opinion on his board that he is consiering limiting his time in the Poly OT.
Che, you are the last person I expected to Fezzify a thread. Stop throwing your fit, and begin debating rationaly and people will take you more serously.
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August 26, 2003, 09:16
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Well, God forbid I should interrupt a debate with a personal anecdote, but what the hell.
Be glad you're not in my shoes, gentlemen. I go through 3 or 4 pregnancy "scares" a year, and even better, I get to go through them before her cycle starts.
"I might be pregnant."
"What?"
"Yeah, I'm having all the signs of missing my period."
"But today is Sunday. You don't start until Wednesday."
"Yeah, but I'm not cramping and my face hasn't broken out. Also, I made a pig of myself at dinner last night (yeah, she had TWO Hot Pockets (JT)), and you remember the blooming onion, don't you?"
"Didn't we do this three months ago?"
"Did we? I can't remember."
Warning: The contents of this post may easily be ignored.
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August 26, 2003, 09:18
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I'm glad I don't have to deal with women, or pregnancy.
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August 26, 2003, 09:23
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Yeah, but you miss out on the benefits as well.
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