August 26, 2003, 18:17
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No, there wouldn't be a growing infertility problem, unless there was a significant CONSTANT increase in the level of pollutants.
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August 26, 2003, 19:19
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Don't you guys know that every so often, scientists make a prediction of catastrophe/destruction, just so people don't forget they are there?
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August 26, 2003, 19:37
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How is this a catastrophe? 
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August 26, 2003, 20:09
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maybe he meant "...scientists make a jack-assed statement, just so people don't forget how funny they are"
No offense to any scientists present
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August 26, 2003, 22:02
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Why do we always talk of "scientists" as a monolithic unit? This is the work of a single crackpot.
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August 26, 2003, 22:06
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Yeah, no need to maline us all just because of some idiot. I need another beer.
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August 26, 2003, 23:40
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August 26, 2003, 23:43
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What the hell do scientists know?
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August 26, 2003, 23:53
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This is a CFC custom, as it is a ripoff of their :goodjob: smily 
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August 27, 2003, 00:12
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This is a CFC custom, as it is a ripoff of their :goodjob: smily
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We stole it, so now it's ours. 
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August 27, 2003, 00:14
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August 27, 2003, 00:15
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August 27, 2003, 00:16
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I'll patent it!
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August 27, 2003, 00:17
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Go ahead -- you could make gobs of Monopoly money in the process!
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August 27, 2003, 04:39
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Don't worry, I'm still fertile and will remain so as long as virgins kiss my penis every day. That's my line, and I'm sticking to it.
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August 27, 2003, 05:10
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That's a good method to remain fertile. 
On topic... well, something says me that this scientist has either a chromosome too many or lacks one. Even if it's true, I think I can ignore that problem for at least the next 124,000 years. And if it's inevitable even then, I can't see why that's a bad thing.
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August 27, 2003, 05:41
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Don't worry, I'm still fertile and will remain so as long as virgins kiss my penis every day. That's my line, and I'm sticking to it.
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They won't remain virgins for very long doing that.
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August 27, 2003, 05:43
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Why is it these people never come out with a prediction about crackpot scientists becoming extinct? That would be much more welcome.
More to the point, what idiot approved the research grant for this?
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August 27, 2003, 05:58
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No doubt te government.
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August 27, 2003, 06:05
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It's Bush's fault.
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August 27, 2003, 06:13
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Luckily 1 male can impregnate hundreds of females. 
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August 27, 2003, 06:16
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I will do my part.
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Christianity is the belief in a cosmic Jewish zombie who can give us eternal life if we symbolically eat his flesh and blood and telepathically tell him that we accept him as our lord and master so he can remove an evil force present in all humanity because a woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from an apple tree.
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August 27, 2003, 06:16
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Someone will have to be making sperm, no?
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So we would have to have professional w*nkers....
...no wait - we have these already.
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August 27, 2003, 06:17
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They are called "Moderators" 
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August 27, 2003, 06:18
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Professional w*nkers? They go by the name of "Alistair Campbell".
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August 27, 2003, 06:53
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Very correct.
All humans will have evolved to cyborgs by then, with a lifespan of several thousands of years.
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August 27, 2003, 06:56
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Maybe they will invent a cyborg penis so we can replace the professional w*nkers.
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August 27, 2003, 07:23
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Maybe they will invent a cyborg penis so we can replace the professional w*nkers.
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Sign me up for the "Girth 3000".
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