August 26, 2003, 19:18
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I have a tummy ache.
I should have known that eatting half a jar of peanut butter would cause this, but, I was out of bread and I was far to lazy to cook any thing. I can only hope that this 12-pack of beer will make things better. 
The worst part of it is the peanut flavored burps. 
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August 26, 2003, 19:24
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Sucks to be you
Oh and btw your thread earlier asking for funny websites, here's one.
http://thefunny.org/easter.php
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August 26, 2003, 19:26
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"tummy ache"!!!!????
Be a man and admit you have flaming Diahrrea! 
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August 26, 2003, 19:28
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Cure for the Tummy Ache: Mix 1 Tsp baking soda in a glass, take a sip, get real better before you have to drink all of it 
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August 26, 2003, 20:10
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Re: I have a tummy ache.
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Originally posted by Oerdin
I should have known that eatting half a jar of peanut butter would cause this, but, I was out of bread and I was far to lazy to cook any thing. I can only hope that this 12-pack of beer will make things better.
The worst part of it is the peanut flavored burps.
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Oh yeah, beer on top of peanut butter will fix you up fine. I'm sure glad you move to Sacto now. Be sure there's no open flame source within about 100 meters of your position.
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August 26, 2003, 20:11
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A tummy ache, eh? Well I've just recently become a 'chieftan'. So there. (I don't know where I'm going with this...) I mean 'chieftain'...
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August 26, 2003, 20:19
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Mitchell that site ****ing rocks!
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OKAY SO LIKE EASTER IS HERE WITH SOME ***** LAME BUNNY THAT HOPS AROUND AND HE'S LIKE "OOH I'M A MAMMAL I HAVE EGGS BUT I SHOULDN'T BECAUSE I'M NOT A PLATYPUS BUT LOOK THEY'RE ALL THESE COLORS AND OH MY GOD EAT CANDY" WELL **** YOU BUNNY JESUS COULD KILL YOU BECAUSE YOU'RE WRONG LIKE THE MUSLIMS AND HITLER! DIE DIE DIE!
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Christianity is the belief in a cosmic Jewish zombie who can give us eternal life if we symbolically eat his flesh and blood and telepathically tell him that we accept him as our lord and master so he can remove an evil force present in all humanity because a woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from an apple tree.
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August 26, 2003, 20:22
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Cure for the Tummy Ache: Mix 1 Tsp baking soda in a glass, take a sip, get real better before you have to drink all of it
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I followed your advice and it actually worked.  Well, I substituted beer for the glass of water but I did have a 12 pack (actually a 6 pack now) but everything seems to be working now.
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Christianity is the belief in a cosmic Jewish zombie who can give us eternal life if we symbolically eat his flesh and blood and telepathically tell him that we accept him as our lord and master so he can remove an evil force present in all humanity because a woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from an apple tree.
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August 26, 2003, 21:01
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King
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Originally posted by Oerdin
I followed your advice and it actually worked. Well, I substituted beer for the glass of water but I did have a 12 pack (actually a 6 pack now) but everything seems to be working now.
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Baking soda has more uses than Duct Tape . But the beer might have done something about it, too .
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August 26, 2003, 21:08
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Baking soda has more uses than Duct Tape
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No it doesn't.
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August 26, 2003, 21:09
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Re: Re: I have a tummy ache.
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Oh yeah, beer on top of peanut butter will fix you up fine. I'm sure glad you move to Sacto now. Be sure there's no open flame source within about 100 meters of your position.
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Stop player hating *****!  I think of the beer as just and added benifet to having (had?) a tummy ache. The baking soda cured me and now it is time for pizza before I go out with my room mates for a Sacromento River Cats game.
Minor league baseball is 100% better then the major leagues because tickets cost about $5. parking is free, and hot dogs cost about $2 (the same for beers).
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Christianity is the belief in a cosmic Jewish zombie who can give us eternal life if we symbolically eat his flesh and blood and telepathically tell him that we accept him as our lord and master so he can remove an evil force present in all humanity because a woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from an apple tree.
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August 26, 2003, 21:11
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Gee, you lead a healthy lifestyle!
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August 26, 2003, 21:14
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mrmitchel: That site rules!
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August 26, 2003, 21:40
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A tummy ache, eh? Well I've just recently become a 'chieftan'. So there. (I don't know where I'm going with this...) I mean 'chieftain'...
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Are you the LOD from CG?
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Christianity is the belief in a cosmic Jewish zombie who can give us eternal life if we symbolically eat his flesh and blood and telepathically tell him that we accept him as our lord and master so he can remove an evil force present in all humanity because a woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from an apple tree.
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August 26, 2003, 21:44
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mrmitchel: That site rules!
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I especially like the part where Jesus attacks the head of a newbie with a chain saw.
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Christianity is the belief in a cosmic Jewish zombie who can give us eternal life if we symbolically eat his flesh and blood and telepathically tell him that we accept him as our lord and master so he can remove an evil force present in all humanity because a woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from an apple tree.
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August 26, 2003, 23:16
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i hear you. after rushing to make my bf an on the go dinner and then working out, i felt to lazy to make anything for myself...and i figured eating a hot pocket would defeat the purpose of me working out..so i opted for Kix (yummy!)
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August 27, 2003, 10:41
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Sucks to be you
Oh and btw your thread earlier asking for funny websites, here's one.
http://thefunny.org/easter.php
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What the...!
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August 27, 2003, 10:44
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Hmm... you haven't been getting intimate with an alien face hugger have you?
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August 27, 2003, 10:45
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Can't say that I have.
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Christianity is the belief in a cosmic Jewish zombie who can give us eternal life if we symbolically eat his flesh and blood and telepathically tell him that we accept him as our lord and master so he can remove an evil force present in all humanity because a woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from an apple tree.
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August 27, 2003, 10:47
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August 27, 2003, 10:48
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August 27, 2003, 14:15
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Are you the LOD from CG?
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I might be... what's CG? (I probably know it, but there so many things that can be abbreviated by those letters. Like Computer Gamers, Control Goblin, Crap Gasket...)
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August 27, 2003, 14:20
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Deity
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CG=Counter Glow
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Christianity is the belief in a cosmic Jewish zombie who can give us eternal life if we symbolically eat his flesh and blood and telepathically tell him that we accept him as our lord and master so he can remove an evil force present in all humanity because a woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from an apple tree.
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August 27, 2003, 18:56
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Chieftain
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nope, never heard of it. I'm the Lod from Diablo 2, but I don't play it anymore.
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