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Old August 26, 2003, 19:18   #1
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I have a tummy ache.
I should have known that eatting half a jar of peanut butter would cause this, but, I was out of bread and I was far to lazy to cook any thing. I can only hope that this 12-pack of beer will make things better.

The worst part of it is the peanut flavored burps.
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"tummy ache"!!!!????

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Cure for the Tummy Ache: Mix 1 Tsp baking soda in a glass, take a sip, get real better before you have to drink all of it
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Re: I have a tummy ache.
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I should have known that eatting half a jar of peanut butter would cause this, but, I was out of bread and I was far to lazy to cook any thing. I can only hope that this 12-pack of beer will make things better.

The worst part of it is the peanut flavored burps.
Oh yeah, beer on top of peanut butter will fix you up fine. I'm sure glad you move to Sacto now. Be sure there's no open flame source within about 100 meters of your position.
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A tummy ache, eh? Well I've just recently become a 'chieftan'. So there. (I don't know where I'm going with this...) I mean 'chieftain'...
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Cure for the Tummy Ache: Mix 1 Tsp baking soda in a glass, take a sip, get real better before you have to drink all of it
I followed your advice and it actually worked. Well, I substituted beer for the glass of water but I did have a 12 pack (actually a 6 pack now) but everything seems to be working now.
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I followed your advice and it actually worked. Well, I substituted beer for the glass of water but I did have a 12 pack (actually a 6 pack now) but everything seems to be working now.


Baking soda has more uses than Duct Tape . But the beer might have done something about it, too .
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Oh yeah, beer on top of peanut butter will fix you up fine. I'm sure glad you move to Sacto now. Be sure there's no open flame source within about 100 meters of your position.
Stop player hating *****! I think of the beer as just and added benifet to having (had?) a tummy ache. The baking soda cured me and now it is time for pizza before I go out with my room mates for a Sacromento River Cats game.

Minor league baseball is 100% better then the major leagues because tickets cost about $5. parking is free, and hot dogs cost about $2 (the same for beers).
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A tummy ache, eh? Well I've just recently become a 'chieftan'. So there. (I don't know where I'm going with this...) I mean 'chieftain'...
Are you the LOD from CG?
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i hear you. after rushing to make my bf an on the go dinner and then working out, i felt to lazy to make anything for myself...and i figured eating a hot pocket would defeat the purpose of me working out..so i opted for Kix (yummy!)
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I might be... what's CG? (I probably know it, but there so many things that can be abbreviated by those letters. Like Computer Gamers, Control Goblin, Crap Gasket...)
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nope, never heard of it. I'm the Lod from Diablo 2, but I don't play it anymore.
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