August 28, 2003, 09:37
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Mother strips for the boys as a birthday present
http://abclocal.go.com/wpvi/news/082...ippingmom.html
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A Pennsylvania woman was arrested after allegedly buying her son and 3 of his friends beer and stripping for them in a hotel in an attempt to make up for a failed birthday trip to ride go-carts.
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"Okay, we can't get go-carts, so I guess I'll just get you drunk and strip for you."
"YAY!"
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August 28, 2003, 09:38
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Tales of your home life grow increasingly amusing, Stefu. Please continue. 
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August 28, 2003, 09:39
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the most important questions is...
IS SHE A MILF??!!!
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August 28, 2003, 09:41
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Tales of your home life grow increasingly amusing, Stefu. Please continue.
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I don't live in Pennsylvania! 
And you ought to know the mod policy about making this sort of jokes about family members, anyway...
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August 28, 2003, 11:03
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Go-carts are for 10 year olds... and she strips for her 10 year old son 
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August 28, 2003, 11:06
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You know, I don't have THAT much troubles of the stripping part for the guys, except they were a bit young, but anyway.. the disturbing part is that his son was there. I mean, how horrible that must be for the guy? Her own mom, stripping to his buddies???? Lesser violations have sent people to funny farm. Twisted, sick and nasty.
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August 28, 2003, 11:08
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This has to be the most twisted Birthday ever ! What's this woman, a Japanese Porn character ?
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August 28, 2003, 11:10
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from the story:
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The woman's son said he was embarrassed by her actions, police said.
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Duh....
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August 28, 2003, 11:12
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thats just wrong...
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August 28, 2003, 11:13
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The funny part is, this guys friends must have known that this is very hard for their friend. So did the mom force all of them to watch? No, the buddies clearly wanted to watch, otherwise they would have all made her stop, or left the room/building  . So, they were ALL nasty!
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August 28, 2003, 11:15
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Dude, if I had a friend with a hot mom, I wouldn't stop her from stripping for me.
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August 28, 2003, 11:22
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Yeah, but if your friend was next to you, shamed to death, I think you wouldn't be horny enough to watch the show?
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August 28, 2003, 11:23
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All I'm saying, true friendship is not worth any strip show, or even sex. True friendship is the only thing that lasts forever. True friendship is more lasting than love.
Women and men come and go, but friends stay and outlast them all. People get married, and divorced, but friends will remain through all this, and they'll be the ones at your funeral when it's your time to go. But then again I don't think you were serious about that .
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August 28, 2003, 12:20
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This is a sick, sick world.
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August 28, 2003, 12:52
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She gave them dollar bills and told them she wanted to be a stripper and be spanked!?!
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August 28, 2003, 13:02
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but if your friend was next to you, shamed to death
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Maybe the little fella liked it. Plus, they were probably too drunk to stop her from doing it anyway.
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August 28, 2003, 13:09
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Is Pennsylvania a dry state? The article says she drove to Ohio to buy beer.
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August 28, 2003, 13:12
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Originally posted by Lazarus and the Gimp
Is Pennsylvania a dry state? The article says she drove to Ohio to buy beer.
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No, you can get beer in this state, though there are alot of restrictive liqour laws that can make it a pain to do so.
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August 28, 2003, 13:13
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She's got problems.
I mean, besides the whole "being arrested" thing.
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August 28, 2003, 13:18
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Is it maybe like CT, where you can't buy booze after 8pm, or at all on Sunday?
-Arrian
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August 28, 2003, 13:19
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And homosexuals are more perverted than heterosexuals????
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August 28, 2003, 13:23
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How come we didn't get a picture of her to se whether or not it was really a crime?
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August 28, 2003, 13:44
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Disgusting.
They should of just gone home and had a sleep over.
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August 28, 2003, 13:48
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How come we didn't get a picture of her to se whether or not it was really a crime?
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If she is that sexually frustrated that the best she can attract is really young boys, then you can probably guess what she looks like. 
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August 28, 2003, 13:48
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I wonder what music she used.. or did she sing herself.
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August 28, 2003, 13:51
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If she is that sexually frustrated that the best she can attract is really young boys, then you can probably guess what she looks like.
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Looks have little to do with poor self-image.
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August 28, 2003, 13:52
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I'm willing to bet on this one...
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August 28, 2003, 14:12
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August 28, 2003, 14:31
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I bet she was singing Rolling Stones Satisfaction..
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August 28, 2003, 14:36
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Dude, if I had a friend with a hot mom
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I have a nude pic of my friend's mom, and she is so ****ing milf.
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