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Old August 28, 2003, 14:44   #31
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Just a question:

What is "milf"?
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Old August 28, 2003, 14:47   #32
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I have a nude pic of my friend's mom,
Zero, one day you'll have to explain us how you came to live such a life
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What is "milf"?
Mom I'd Like to F***
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Old August 28, 2003, 15:09   #34
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Good ole PA...why would anyone want to live here?

Better question...why would anyone want to go to school here? (I did, and I'm still not sure why)
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Old August 28, 2003, 15:14   #35
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Nasty, but I don't quite see what the criminal act was.
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Old August 28, 2003, 15:21   #36
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Nasty, but I don't quite see what the criminal act was.
No? You don't? How old are you? 14?

The story said she exposed herself to the boys. That's not appropriate... However, if I was 14 I'd think it was cool, depending on how she looked...

If she wants to expose herself to boys she can do that at a nudist colony. Otherwise, it's criminal.
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that kid will NEVER live this down.
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he will however become very popular...

I have a friend whose mom was Ms. California, back in the day, and she still looks good.
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popular because kids will think they can score with his mum, what an honour!
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don't let this woman tarnish the reputation of the great state of PA!
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I actually think she help the PA's rep
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When I was 17, I had this neighbor who was a divorced nurse. She was about twice my age but she looked really fine. She worked graveyard shift and she had two young kids. She needed someone to stay in the house while she was working in case the kids needed some attention. I'd go over there a few days a week at 11pm, after she put the kids to bed and right as she was leaving for work. Next morning, I would just get up and go to school. This one evening I get there and we're talking about stuff and somehow the subject of pot comes up. She asks me if I could get some. So a couple days later I get a joint and I'm over there and we're smoking it. At one point, I'm handing it to her and she takes the joint with one hand and with the other grabs my hand and puts it on her chest. Shortly afterwards she's giving me oral. It never happened again after that. I dont know if she felt guilty or what...
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Disgusting.

They should of just gone home and had a sleep over.
Jesus, wasn't the stripping bad enough!?!
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You know, I remember a film I watched in my childhood, and it showed something about this.
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When I was 17, ....
You forgot to preface that with: "Dear Penthouse, I never thought that this would happen to me but . . ."
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Good ole PA...why would anyone want to live here?

Better question...why would anyone want to go to school here? (I did, and I'm still not sure why)
Sounds like we have a Penn State man here.
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You forgot to preface that with: "Dear Penthouse, I never thought that this would happen to me but . . ."
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They're under 16 and SHE BOUGHT THEM BEER????

scandalous...
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They're under 16 and SHE BOUGHT THEM BEER????

scandalous...
Dude, the real scandal is that it was Coors.
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You forgot to preface that with: "Dear Penthouse, I never thought that this would happen to me but . . ."
It does kinda sound like one of those stories, doesn't it!
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Is this a form of incest?
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Holy ****! What the Hell was this mother thinking?!
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Well, it just might be a cunning ploy to stop her son from indulging in underage sex.

After this, whenever he sees a naked woman, he'll be thinking of his mother. He'll be a virgin for years.
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Is this a form of incest?
I think so. Nudity has normally nothing to do with incest (because nudity is not supposed to be sexual only), but stripping is clearly having a sexual-oriented relation with her son and friends. Even though it's mild, it's still perverted.
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No? You don't? How old are you? 14?

The story said she exposed herself to the boys. That's not appropriate... However, if I was 14 I'd think it was cool, depending on how she looked...
I'm just not seeing who was hurt by this.
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I'm just not seeing who was hurt by this.
Mostly her son.
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I just don't see why she thought she was doing her kid a favor by this.
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Uh, no he wasn't.
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