Indian Girls are pretty - Page 2

Dr Strangelove · August 28, 2003, 19:10

Get ahold of a copy of the Karma Sutra and put it on the desk where she can't help but see it. If she asks you about it open it up, show her the parts you really like and ask her what her reaction is. If she doesn't it you you're in like Flint, so go for it.

Mention that you've been reading about Chandra Bose, the militant anti-British revolutionary of the WW2 era. If she smiles go on to tell her how much you admire Hindu culture and etc. If she frowns make a quick recovery by stating that you don't think he could hold a candle to Ghandi. If she gets colder quickly add that you admire Ghandi for having the wisdom to allow the Pakistanis their freedom. If that doesn't warm her up announce your regret that he wasn't wise enough to do the same for the Sikhs. If she still gives you the cold shoulder change deodorants.

VetLegion · August 28, 2003, 19:15

That's too complicated doctor. I still think he should stick with the innocent-children theory

Kama Sutra is a great idea, approach her and tell her you need a translation, so if she would be so kind, page 55..

Tuberski · August 28, 2003, 19:16

I can't believe nobody has mentioned this:

Ask if she want's to go out for a burger.................

ACK!

Bereta_Eder · August 28, 2003, 19:16

Do the nazi salute vetty, you're croatian aren't you?

VetLegion · August 28, 2003, 19:17

We discuss girls here paiktina, give us some inside info?

Zylka · August 28, 2003, 19:18

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Originally posted by Dr Strangelove
Get ahold of a copy of the Karma Sutra and put it on the desk where she can't help but see it. If she asks you about it open it up, show her the parts you really like and ask her what her reaction is. If she doesn't it you you're in like Flint, so go for it.

Mention that you've been reading about Chandra Bose, the militant anti-British revolutionary of the WW2 era. If she smiles go on to tell her how much you admire Hindu culture and etc. If she frowns make a quick recovery by stating that you don't think he could hold a candle to Ghandi. If she gets colder quickly add that you admire Ghandi for having the wisdom to allow the Pakistanis their freedom. If that doesn't warm her up announce your regret that he wasn't wise enough to do the same for the Sikhs. If she still gives you the cold shoulder change deodorants.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Bereta_Eder · August 28, 2003, 19:21

croatians sell their sisters to brothels to earn money.
it's bad.

Zylka · August 28, 2003, 19:22

What exactly was so bad about the Nazis?

VetLegion · August 28, 2003, 19:24

Zylka, your 'I see a beautiful girl' thread got paiktis worked up. What do you suggest we do?

Bereta_Eder · August 28, 2003, 19:24

they killed serbs.

Zylka · August 28, 2003, 19:25

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Zylka, your 'I see a beautiful girl' thread got paiktis worked up. What do you suggest we do?

Tell him to live the rest of his life secluded in an ignorant and unsuccessful Balkan society?

Bereta_Eder · August 28, 2003, 19:28

cant tell that to vetty he lives in an ever worse society. greece is the most succesful balkan state.

check: http://www.freedomsite.org/

VetLegion · August 28, 2003, 19:29

Zylka, are you a fellow researcher of primitive cultures?

We should compare notes on Greece some time eh

Zylka · August 28, 2003, 19:30

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Originally posted by paiktis22
cant tell that to vetty he lives in an ever worse society. greece is the most succesful balkan state.

check: http://www.freedomsite.org/

How about shutting up and not letting a website tell you whether or not your failed homeland ranks within a minute region?

Bereta_Eder · August 28, 2003, 19:30

cut the crap vetty, we know you. how much for your sister?

Bereta_Eder · August 28, 2003, 19:31

zylka, you have the option to **** off.

VetLegion · August 28, 2003, 19:32

how much did you earn today, and more importantly, did you protect yourself?

Bereta_Eder · August 28, 2003, 19:33

you sell her THAt high:

Zylka · August 28, 2003, 19:33

Alright guys, knock it off

My threads are about vagina, life, and less often - penis

I think material posessions and visions of grandeur slip in somewhere, as well

VetLegion · August 28, 2003, 19:37

You mean this whole thread was a tease?

See if I try to help you again

Bereta_Eder · August 28, 2003, 19:38

indian girls are pretty hot. but i think they are a bit conservative.

GePap · August 28, 2003, 20:25

Yes, Indian women are very hot: they very commonly have the figure I like most.

Zylka · August 28, 2003, 20:36

RACIST

Space05us · August 28, 2003, 20:44

Zylka, you should have found a picture of something cute and asked her to come over and look at it. Then introduce yourself and if things seem cool enough ask her out to a movie or coffee or something. (and remember to stand up when you greet her)

Zylka · August 28, 2003, 20:51

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Originally posted by Space05us
Zylka, you should have found a picture of something cute and asked her to come over and look at it. Then introduce yourself and if things seem cool enough ask her out to a movie or coffee or something. (and remember to stand up when you greet her)

That is an awesome idea

Alas I'm at a new location and the young Indian darling is but a memory... but there IS a wonderful young brunette book stocker at this library to win over!

Bereta_Eder · August 28, 2003, 21:35

win girls over is easy. when will we find the ONE. or is there no such thing? i ask thee

:) Smiley · August 28, 2003, 21:53

Zylka should not be allowed to breed.

RedFred · August 28, 2003, 21:55

Even for Zylka this is a pretty offensive thread. The idea that someone is automatically more beautiful because they have certain racial characteristics is an idea whose time has come and gone.

The assumption that someone of Indian decent is somehow 'Indian' culturally is also dubious when in Canada. Since around 1970 people of the Indian subcontinent have immigrated here in large numbers. Also large numbers were booted out of Africa to here by Idi 'V.D.' Amin. Many so-called Indians are either born here or identify much more strongly with Canada than India.

The dot on the forehead is a bindi or tilak, iirc.

Bereta_Eder · August 28, 2003, 22:09

Bend it like bechkam
(and Greek Gods)

Agathon · August 28, 2003, 22:51

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Originally posted by RedFred
Even for Zylka this is a pretty offensive thread. The idea that someone is automatically more beautiful because they have certain racial characteristics is an idea whose time has come and gone.

Have you ever seen a native woman from Papua New Guinea?

Case closed.