August 30, 2003, 17:33
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Emperor
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Local Date: November 2, 2010
Join Date: Dec 1969
Location: a raving alcoholic drama queen with a penchant for the biosciences
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Give the hacker worms. Make him see how good old biology does a system crash.
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Exult in your existence, because that very process has blundered unwittingly on its own negation. Only a small, local negation, to be sure: only one species, and only a minority of that species; but there lies hope. [...] Stand tall, Bipedal Ape. The shark may outswim you, the cheetah outrun you, the swift outfly you, the capuchin outclimb you, the elephant outpower you, the redwood outlast you. But you have the biggest gifts of all: the gift of understanding the ruthlessly cruel process that gave us all existence [and the] gift of revulsion against its implications.
-Richard Dawkins
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August 30, 2003, 17:43
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Deity
Local Time: 01:00
Local Date: November 2, 2010
Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: In a bamboo forest hiding from Dale.
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Naw, not painful enough. We need to give him a slow, lingering, painful death. That flesh eatting bacteria might do the trick. 
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Christianity is the belief in a cosmic Jewish zombie who can give us eternal life if we symbolically eat his flesh and blood and telepathically tell him that we accept him as our lord and master so he can remove an evil force present in all humanity because a woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from an apple tree.
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August 30, 2003, 17:52
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Emperor
Local Time: 09:00
Local Date: November 2, 2010
Join Date: Dec 1969
Location: a raving alcoholic drama queen with a penchant for the biosciences
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Oooh typhoid!
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Exult in your existence, because that very process has blundered unwittingly on its own negation. Only a small, local negation, to be sure: only one species, and only a minority of that species; but there lies hope. [...] Stand tall, Bipedal Ape. The shark may outswim you, the cheetah outrun you, the swift outfly you, the capuchin outclimb you, the elephant outpower you, the redwood outlast you. But you have the biggest gifts of all: the gift of understanding the ruthlessly cruel process that gave us all existence [and the] gift of revulsion against its implications.
-Richard Dawkins
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August 31, 2003, 14:45
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Deity
Local Time: 01:00
Local Date: November 2, 2010
Join Date: Feb 2000
Location: Las Vegas
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I made a thread about wanting to be a hacker. I think it was deleted. I want to catch up on my lost youth 
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Focus, discipline
Barack Obama- the antichrist
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August 31, 2003, 15:34
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King
Local Time: 08:00
Local Date: November 2, 2010
Join Date: Aug 1999
Location: Mill Valley
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How to be a hacker
1. Become a total nerd
2. Subscribe to the CERT bulletin mailing list
3. Read all the RFCs regarding TCP/IP
4. Read all the RFCs regarding the 7 layer OSI model
5. Read all the you can regarding DNS, Mail, FTP, HTTP, RPC, Chat, and IM (most common forms of network traffic)
6. Read all you can regarding encryption
7. Do a google search on warez and hacker/cracker sites and go through all of them
8. Learn to program (preferably C, but at the very least a scripting language like Perl)
Voila - you will now be a hacker
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That's not the real world. Your job has little to do with the sort of thing most people do for a living. - Agathon
If social security were private, it would be prosecuted as a Ponzi scheme.
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