August 31, 2003, 20:53
|
#31
|
|
King
Local Time: 18:03
Local Date: November 2, 2010
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Lundenwic
Posts: 2,719
|
Nobody looks good in an Hawaiian shirt- it simply looks like someone went into a hardware shop, bought 6 different tins of paint, drank them at random, sat on a whirlygig, then threw up.
That said, no to most of the list, except for the men thing, the moisturiser (it is Australia- if you don't moisturise you end up looking like Uluru), the Gay Pride marches and the coffee- because I happen to like coffees from around the world, not because I wish to be seen drinking it.
Never wore makeup- I have an alabaster skin that Jane Seymour would be proud of. The disco lip sync is a bit of a cliche- they usually employ that in films to let you know how gay a character is ('Longtime Companion' e.g.).
__________________
Cherish your youth. Mark Foley, 2002
I don't know what you're talking about by international law. G.W. Bush, 12/03
|
|
|
|
|
August 31, 2003, 20:55
|
#32
|
|
CTP1/2 GODDESS
Local Time: 08:03
Local Date: November 2, 2010
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: 10069
Posts: 198
|
Slip slap slop.
My hands are tied on this one.
|
|
|
|
|
|
August 31, 2003, 21:00
|
#33
|
|
Emperor
Local Time: 18:03
Local Date: November 2, 2010
Join Date: Dec 1999
Location: Caerdydd, Cymru
Posts: 5,303
|
I look good in a Hawai'ian shirt!
But then it is a stylish red and white number, instead of the usual collision of colour!
__________________
"People would rather die than think, and most people do." - Bertrand Russell
|
|
|
|
|
|
August 31, 2003, 21:05
|
#34
|
|
CTP1/2 GODDESS
Local Time: 08:03
Local Date: November 2, 2010
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: 10069
Posts: 198
|
Only if you're in Hawai'i.
|
|
|
|
|
|
August 31, 2003, 21:20
|
#35
|
|
Emperor
Local Time: 04:03
Local Date: November 2, 2010
Join Date: Mar 1999
Location: San Antonio, TX
Posts: 4,264
|
... looks in dictionary...
Yup. Still "Hawaii."
|
|
|
|
|
|
August 31, 2003, 21:42
|
#36
|
|
CTP1/2 GODDESS
Local Time: 08:03
Local Date: November 2, 2010
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: 10069
Posts: 198
|
Go to Hawai'i and they'll tell you otherwise.
Imi ke kumu a loa'a ka ike.
|
|
|
|
|
|
August 31, 2003, 21:51
|
#37
|
|
Emperor
Local Time: 16:03
Local Date: November 2, 2010
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Singapore (From New Zealand)
Posts: 4,948
|
Gay people are the future of humans, they are the cross between a woman and a man, the two are merging as one, and they will reproduce using their body (what is that called!?)
..so this is what evolution wants to happen. 
__________________
be free
|
|
|
|
|
|
August 31, 2003, 21:59
|
#38
|
|
King
Local Time: 08:03
Local Date: November 2, 2010
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Uni of Wales Swansea
Posts: 1,262
|
No, we are androids, sent to destroy humanity with colour coordination.
|
|
|
|
|
|
August 31, 2003, 22:01
|
#39
|
|
CTP1/2 GODDESS
Local Time: 08:03
Local Date: November 2, 2010
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: 10069
Posts: 198
|
If I had an apartment, I'd only let a gay guy decorate it. I mean, I want a LITTLE bit of style.
FVCK Martha Stewart.
|
|
|
|
|
|
August 31, 2003, 22:08
|
#40
|
|
King
Local Time: 08:03
Local Date: November 2, 2010
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Uni of Wales Swansea
Posts: 1,262
|
If I had an apartment I'd only let a gay guy decorate it. More specifically, me. 
|
|
|
|
|
|
August 31, 2003, 22:11
|
#41
|
|
CTP1/2 GODDESS
Local Time: 08:03
Local Date: November 2, 2010
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: 10069
Posts: 198
|
That's what I meant.
|
|
|
|
|
|
August 31, 2003, 22:51
|
#42
|
Local Time: 10:03
Local Date: November 2, 2010
Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: jihadding against Danish Feta
Posts: 6,182
|
I use the word "fabulous". But I prefer the word "splendid"
And  @ Boris ! 
__________________
"I have been reading up on the universe and have come to the conclusion that the universe is a good thing." -- Dissident
"I never had the need to have a boner." -- Dissident
"I have never cut off my penis when I was upset over a girl." -- Dis
|
|
|
|
|
|
August 31, 2003, 23:04
|
#43
|
|
CTP1/2 GODDESS
Local Time: 08:03
Local Date: November 2, 2010
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: 10069
Posts: 198
|
See y'all on the other side of the sky.
|
|
|
|
|
|
August 31, 2003, 23:06
|
#44
|
Local Time: 10:03
Local Date: November 2, 2010
Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: jihadding against Danish Feta
Posts: 6,182
|
|
Quote:
|
Originally posted by st_swithin
See y'all on the other side of the sky.
|
Do you leave already ? 
__________________
"I have been reading up on the universe and have come to the conclusion that the universe is a good thing." -- Dissident
"I never had the need to have a boner." -- Dissident
"I have never cut off my penis when I was upset over a girl." -- Dis
|
|
|
|
|
|
August 31, 2003, 23:28
|
#45
|
|
Prince
Local Time: 08:03
Local Date: November 2, 2010
Join Date: May 1999
Location: Sydney, Australia
Posts: 350
|
I scored zero so I won't email my photo and sexual interests to Starchild. 
|
|
|
|
|
|
September 1, 2003, 00:06
|
#46
|
|
Deity
Local Time: 01:03
Local Date: November 2, 2010
Join Date: Dec 2000
Location: Baron of Sealand residing in SF, CA
Posts: 12,344
|
|
Quote:
|
Originally posted by Boris Godunov
Explain this, then. 
|
WAIT ONE MINUTE!!!!
Don't tell me that THAT is a picture of Trip!?!?
If it is...OH MY GOD!!! I nearly passed out from the vapers! 
__________________
____________________________
"One day if I do go to heaven, I'm going to do what every San Franciscan does who goes to heaven - I'll look around and say, 'It ain't bad, but it ain't San Francisco.'" - Herb Caen, 1996
"If God, as they say, is homophobic, I wouldn't worship that God." - Archbishop Desmond Tutu
____________________________
|
|
|
|
|
|
September 1, 2003, 00:07
|
#47
|
|
King
Local Time: 01:03
Local Date: November 2, 2010
Join Date: Jan 2000
Location: Boulder, Colorado, United Snakes of America
Posts: 1,417
|
|
Quote:
|
Originally posted by st_swithin
See y'all on the other side of the sky.
|
Have the pot of gold waiting ok, I'm in a hurry.
__________________
He's got the Midas touch.
But he touched it too much!
Hey Goldmember, Hey Goldmember!
|
|
|
|
|
|
September 1, 2003, 01:03
|
#48
|
|
Emperor
Local Time: 04:03
Local Date: November 2, 2010
Join Date: Dec 1969
Location: Baltimore, MD
Posts: 4,325
|
No on all counts! Safely straight! I can continue being a catholic conservative!
|
|
|
|
|
|
September 1, 2003, 06:19
|
#49
|
|
Emperor
Local Time: 09:03
Local Date: November 2, 2010
Join Date: Dec 1969
Location: a raving alcoholic drama queen with a penchant for the biosciences
Posts: 3,646
|
|
Quote:
|
Originally posted by Wittlich
WAIT ONE MINUTE!!!!
Don't tell me that THAT is a picture of Trip!?!?
If it is...OH MY GOD!!! I nearly passed out from the vapers!
|
If that is Trip, he is a cutie.
*right click. Save Picture As....*
__________________
Exult in your existence, because that very process has blundered unwittingly on its own negation. Only a small, local negation, to be sure: only one species, and only a minority of that species; but there lies hope. [...] Stand tall, Bipedal Ape. The shark may outswim you, the cheetah outrun you, the swift outfly you, the capuchin outclimb you, the elephant outpower you, the redwood outlast you. But you have the biggest gifts of all: the gift of understanding the ruthlessly cruel process that gave us all existence [and the] gift of revulsion against its implications.
-Richard Dawkins
|
|
|
|
|
|
September 1, 2003, 10:40
|
#50
|
Local Time: 08:03
Local Date: November 2, 2010
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Oxford or Northampton, England
Posts: 8,116
|
Re: How Gay are You? Starchild Version
|
Quote:
|
Originally posted by Starchild
1) I lipsync to disco classics in front of the mirror. At least once a day.
|
No
|
Quote:
|
Originally posted by Starchild
2) I know all the words to most Little Mermaid songs and a fair proportion of other Disney classics.
|
No
|
Quote:
|
Originally posted by Starchild
3) I spend hours searching music stores for discount ABBA CD's.
|
No
|
Quote:
|
Originally posted by Starchild
4) I know what a Diva is, I use the word correctly in context, and I buy their CD's without hesitation.
|
That's three questions  Overall, no (i'd never buy any of it)
|
Quote:
|
Originally posted by Starchild
5) I got my blonde highlights dyed purple and pink. And I managed to make that match with my clothing.
|
|
Quote:
|
Originally posted by Starchild
6) I moisturise my skin.
|
No
|
Quote:
|
Originally posted by Starchild
7) I go to Gay Pride Parades. Wearing a t-shirt that says "Slut" on it. In front of TV cameras.
|
No
|
Quote:
|
Originally posted by Starchild
8) I gesture with my hands while my conversations are full of semi-obscure pop-culture references while stressing random bits. I'm so all Sarah Michelle Gellar in the way I speak.
|
All but that last bit (I'm sure we see Sarah Michelle Gellar in very different ways  )
|
Quote:
|
Originally posted by Starchild
9) I have sex with men. In hindsight, this one should be moved higher up on the list.
|
No
|
Quote:
|
Originally posted by Starchild
10) I can be given jeans, a hawaiian shirt, and a big wooly sweater and still look fabulous.
|
No. How do you see the shirt with a big woolly sweater on though? You and a big sweater and jeans can look good on anyone. It's more the thinking or knowing that you look good in it that makes you more gay.
|
Quote:
|
Originally posted by Starchild
11) I use the word fabulous.
|
No
|
Quote:
|
Originally posted by Starchild
12) Did I mention that sleeping with men thing?
|
You did, but I don't.
|
Quote:
|
Originally posted by Starchild
13) I do brunch. I drink expensive coffees just so people can see my drink them. I read political magazines like Advocate and Gay Times mainly to look at the pictures of half naked men.
|
Yes (because a 4th meal is always good), yes (because I like coffee) and no (because I don't like half naked men).
|
Quote:
|
Originally posted by Starchild
14) I have, at various times, worn lipstick, eye liner, and body glitter.
|
No
|
Quote:
|
Originally posted by Starchild
15) I use sarcasm and *****iness to hide a delicate inner soul damaged by years of isolation and anxiety.
|
No
|
Quote:
|
Originally posted by Starchild
16) Speaking of *****iness, did you see what Sarah Jessica Parker wore the last time she was in public? Her clothing advisor so deserves an...um....argh *reaches for culture reference*
|
No, but she is proof that money cannot buy you taste (and that stylists are ridiculously overpriced for the crap they spring on us).
|
Quote:
|
Originally posted by Starchild
17) Speaking of hiding things, a developing drugs and alcohol problem is so easily solved by another martini.
|
YES! (hmmm... Louise's influence methinks )
|
Quote:
|
Originally posted by Starchild
18) The Conservative Party hates me. Says so in their Manifesto, right next to the bit where they promise to assault old ladies and drink the blood of newborns on moonlit eves.
|
Oh yes, and I hate them too (I'm a voter who isn't swayed by the words "lower taxes", because I don't pay them )
|
Quote:
|
Originally posted by Starchild
19) I'm out of ideas but if you agree with the one below, you must be gay.
|
No
|
Quote:
|
Originally posted by Starchild
20) Are you sure I didn't mention I **** men?
|
Yes you did, and no I don't.
3/20, so I'd say I'm pretty straight.
__________________
Smile
For though he was master of the world, he was not quite sure what to do next
But he would think of something
"Hm. I suppose I should get my waffle a santa hat." - Kuciwalker
|
|
|
|
|
|
September 1, 2003, 10:44
|
#51
|
|
Emperor
Local Time: 01:03
Local Date: November 2, 2010
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Portland, OR
Posts: 4,412
|
|
Quote:
|
Originally posted by Wittlich
WAIT ONE MINUTE!!!!
Don't tell me that THAT is a picture of Trip!?!?
If it is...OH MY GOD!!! I nearly passed out from the vapers!
|
Down, boy. Down. Yes, that is he.
His shirt there originally said "I eat glue." Had my photoshopping skills been up to par, I would have made a rather...different change.
__________________
Tutto nel mondo č burla
|
|
|
|
|
|
September 1, 2003, 17:37
|
#52
|
|
Emperor
Local Time: 01:03
Local Date: November 2, 2010
Join Date: Dec 1969
Location: LF & SG(2)... still here in our hearts
Posts: 6,230
|
|
Quote:
|
|
How do you see the shirt with a big woolly sweater on though?
|
Do the gay tie-the-sleeves-and-drape-over-the-shoulders thing.
|
Quote:
|
|
How can I be gay? I have a child!
|
Effects of biological reproduction on memorization of Disney lyrics are not included in adolescent gay thought. The question is therefore not a good indicator of gayness.
__________________
(\__/) Save a bunny, eat more Smurf!
(='.'=) Sponsored by the National Smurfmeat Council
(")_(") Smurf, the original blue meat! Š 1999, patent pending, Ž and ™ (except that "Smurf" bit)
|
|
|
|
|
|
September 1, 2003, 18:11
|
#53
|
|
Emperor
Local Time: 10:03
Local Date: November 2, 2010
Join Date: Aug 1999
Location: Aarhus, Denmark
Posts: 3,618
|
1/20...I happen to like ABBA, okay 
Asmodean
__________________
Im not sure what Baruk Khazad is , but if they speak Judeo-Dwarvish, that would be "blessed are the dwarves" - lord of the mark
|
|
|
|
|
|
September 1, 2003, 22:48
|
#54
|
|
CTP1/2 GODDESS
Local Time: 08:03
Local Date: November 2, 2010
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: 10069
Posts: 198
|
The reason I like coming to Apolyton so much is because most of us have one thing in common:
WE LOVE MEN.
For those of you denying gayness, GETTHEFUGGOUT!!!!
|
|
|
|
|
|
September 1, 2003, 23:46
|
#55
|
|
Emperor
Local Time: 03:03
Local Date: November 2, 2010
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Illinois
Posts: 8,595
|
Re: How Gay are You? Starchild Version
|
Quote:
|
Originally posted by Starchild
1) I lipsync to disco classics in front of the mirror. At least once a day.
|
no
|
Quote:
|
Originally posted by Starchild
2) I know all the words to most Little Mermaid songs and a fair proportion of other Disney classics.
|
no
|
Quote:
|
Originally posted by Starchild
3) I spend hours searching music stores for discount ABBA CD's.
|
no -- somewhat music illiterate here
|
Quote:
|
Originally posted by Starchild
4) I know what a Diva is, I use the word correctly in context, and I buy their CD's without hesitation.
|
yes -- I fell in love with Cher's music more than once
|
Quote:
|
Originally posted by Starchild
5) I got my blonde highlights dyed purple and pink. And I managed to make that match with my clothing.
|
no -- I have never dyed my hair in my life so far
|
Quote:
|
Originally posted by Starchild
6) I moisturise my skin.
|
no -- not on regular basis, anyway
|
Quote:
|
Originally posted by Starchild
7) I go to Gay Pride Parades. Wearing a t-shirt that says "Slut" on it. In front of TV cameras.
|
no -- but I enjoy going to Gay Pride events without that customized t-shirt
|
Quote:
|
Originally posted by Starchild
8) I gesture with my hands while my conversations are full of semi-obscure pop-culture references while stressing random bits. I'm so all Sarah Michelle Gellar in the way I speak.
|
yes -- sometimes
|
Quote:
|
Originally posted by Starchild
9) I have sex with men. In hindsight, this one should be moved higher up on the list.
|
DUH -- yes
|
Quote:
|
Originally posted by Starchild
10) I can be given jeans, a hawaiian shirt, and a big wooly sweater and still look fabulous.
|
yes
|
Quote:
|
Originally posted by Starchild
11) I use the word fabulous.
|
yes -- sometimes, not constantly
|
Quote:
|
Originally posted by Starchild
12) Did I mention that sleeping with men thing?
|
YES, YES, YES, YES!!!!!!!!
|
Quote:
|
Originally posted by Starchild
13) I do brunch. I drink expensive coffees just so people can see my drink them. I read political magazines like Advocate and Gay Times mainly to look at the pictures of half naked men.
|
yes
|
Quote:
|
Originally posted by Starchild
14) I have, at various times, worn lipstick, eye liner, and body glitter.
|
no -- never have in my life
|
Quote:
|
Originally posted by Starchild
15) I use sarcasm and *****iness to hide a delicate inner soul damaged by years of isolation and anxiety.
|
um, no -- but I do use sarcasm SOMETIMES
|
Quote:
|
Originally posted by Starchild
16) Speaking of *****iness, did you see what Sarah Jessica Parker wore the last time she was in public? Her clothing advisor so deserves an...um....argh *reaches for culture reference*
|
what's the question??
|
Quote:
|
Originally posted by Starchild
17) Speaking of hiding things, a developing drugs and alcohol problem is so easily solved by another martini.
|
no -- I have never used recreational drugs
|
Quote:
|
Originally posted by Starchild
18) The Conservative Party hates me. Says so in their Manifesto, right next to the bit where they promise to assault old ladies and drink the blood of newborns on moonlit eves.
|
no -- I believe many conservatives are more ignorant about gays, rather than outright hateful
|
Quote:
|
Originally posted by Starchild
19) I'm out of ideas but if you agree with the one below, you must be gay.
|
if you say so
|
Quote:
|
Originally posted by Starchild
20) Are you sure I didn't mention I **** men?
|
YES 
__________________
STFU and then GTFO!
|
|
|
|
|
|
September 1, 2003, 23:54
|
#56
|
|
Emperor
Local Time: 01:03
Local Date: November 2, 2010
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Portland, OR
Posts: 4,412
|
Re: Re: How Gay are You? Starchild Version
|
Quote:
|
Originally posted by MrFun
no -- I have never used recreational drugs
|
Alcohol was also mentioned, and we have unflattering evidence in this forum as to your usage of it.
__________________
Tutto nel mondo č burla
|
|
|
|
|
|
September 1, 2003, 23:55
|
#57
|
|
Emperor
Local Time: 03:03
Local Date: November 2, 2010
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Illinois
Posts: 8,595
|
Yes, I'm a social drinker.
__________________
STFU and then GTFO!
|
|
|
|
|
|
September 1, 2003, 23:56
|
#58
|
|
King
Local Time: 01:03
Local Date: November 2, 2010
Join Date: Aug 1999
Location: Hollywood, CA
Posts: 1,413
|
10/20 
__________________
"I predict your ignore will rival Ben's" - Ecofarm
^ The Poly equivalent of:
"I hope you can see this 'cause I'm [flipping you off] as hard as I can" - Ignignokt the Mooninite
|
|
|
|
|
|
September 2, 2003, 00:55
|
#59
|
|
Deity
Local Time: 04:03
Local Date: November 2, 2010
Join Date: Dec 1969
Location: Dance Dance for the Revolution!
Posts: 15,132
|
Re: How Gay are You? Starchild Version
"I spend hours searching music stores for discount ABBA CD's."
No, but I had a ABBA 45" back in the late 70's.
"I know what a Diva is, I use the word correctly in context, and I buy their CD's without hesitation."
Except the buying CD's part. I'll accept 1/2 a point.
"I moisturise my skin."
I have to. Hard water & dry skin don't mix.
"I go to Gay Pride Parades. Wearing a t-shirt that says "Slut" on it. In front of TV cameras."
Hmmm. I've been to a GP parade, and I recognized one of my friends on the TV in a parade. Mebbe annuder 1/2 point.
"I gesture with my hands while my conversations are full of semi-obscure pop-culture references while stressing random bits."
Only if I truly feel like it.
"I have, at various times, worn lipstick, eye liner, and body glitter."
I did wind up wearing lipstick from time to time, usually on various parts of my anatomy.
"I use sarcasm and *****iness to hide a delicate inner soul damaged by years of isolation and anxiety."
Except that my delicate inner soul is pretty calloused by now, and replace *****iness with grumpiness.
"The Conservative Party hates me. Says so in their Manifesto, right next to the bit where they promise to assault old ladies and drink the blood of newborns on moonlit eves."
I'm sure that if I asked, they'd loathe me.
7 & 2 1/2 points. Not gay, but possibly a little flighty.
BONUS QUESTION: More than one of your employees has said, "I swear I thought you were gay!!!"
__________________
I'm consitently stupid- Japher
I think that opinion in the United States is decidedly different from the rest of the world because we have a free press -- by free, I mean a virgorously presented right wing point of view on the air and available to all.- Ned
|
|
|
|
|
|
September 2, 2003, 14:07
|
#60
|
|
King
Local Time: 08:03
Local Date: November 2, 2010
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Uni of Wales Swansea
Posts: 1,262
|
Re: Re: How Gay are You? Starchild Version
|
Quote:
|
Originally posted by Drogue
3/20, so I'd say I'm pretty straight.
|
That's about the same I got. 
Remember, there's gay, then there's starchild gay.
|
|
|
|
|
Posting Rules
|
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts
HTML code is On
|
|
|
All times are GMT -4. The time now is 04:03.
|
|
