How Gay are You? Starchild Version - Page 4

Asher · September 3, 2003, 01:09

Good God Trip, what happened to you!

Urban Ranger · September 3, 2003, 01:27

1. No
2. No
3. No
4. The slang meaning of "diva" is cultural dependent. Like "faggot," it has a traditional meaning, which is what I use.
5. I am not blonde.
6. Yes.
7. No.
8. No.
9. Yuck! Gross! Hell no!
10. Eh, beauty is in the mind of the beholder. In this case, yourself.
11. Me too.
12. What, is this a trick question?
13. Brunch is unhealthy, and so is coffee.
14. Nope, I only use face masks

15. Sometimes...

16. Who is she?
17. Chilled botrytis is excellent with my SO, who is a diva (i.e. goddess), of course.

18. Which party is that?

I suppose the answer to this is "yes."
19. Pah.
20. Quit with these trick questions!

So a total of 2 "yes", quite low I say.

st_swithin · September 3, 2003, 02:52

It seems like this conversation has been going on for 25 hours straight...

Spiffor · September 4, 2003, 09:08

You don't look like you anymore Trip. What happened ???

Dracon II · September 4, 2003, 09:56

1) I lipsync to disco classics in front of the mirror. At least once a day.

-- Disco Sucks. Hell no.

2) I know all the words to most Little Mermaid songs and a fair proportion of other Disney classics.

-- **** No!

3) I spend hours searching music stores for discount ABBA CD's.

-- ABBA?? Are you kidding me??

4) I know what a Diva is, I use the word correctly in context, and I buy their CD's without hesitation.

-- What the **** is a Diva?

5) I got my blonde highlights dyed purple and pink. And I managed to make that match with my clothing.

-- I will NEVER colour my hair... my hair will not change colour until it turns grey.

6) I moisturise my skin.

-- Occasionally

7) I go to Gay Pride Parades. Wearing a t-shirt that says "Slut" on it. In front of TV cameras.

-- Nope

8) I gesture with my hands while my conversations are full of semi-obscure pop-culture references while stressing random bits. I'm so all Sarah Michelle Gellar in the way I speak.

-- Are you ****ing kidding me?

9) I have sex with men. In hindsight, this one should be moved higher up on the list.

-- Does myself count?

10) I can be given jeans, a hawaiian shirt, and a big wooly sweater and still look fabulous.

-- It would take a Fabulous Machine on full-fab setting to make me look fabulous... and then only just...

11) I use the word fabulous.

-- No... I think the synonym I use is "****in great!"

12) Did I mention that sleeping with men thing?

-- Yeah you did...

13) I do brunch. I drink expensive coffees just so people can see my drink them. I read political magazines like Advocate and Gay Times mainly to look at the pictures of half naked men.

-- I don't even do breakfast. Expensive coffee is nice... but I'm lazy so I mainly drink instant coffee. I do read political magazines but they don't involve gays or half naked men

14) I have, at various times, worn lipstick, eye liner, and body glitter.

-- I have, in my distant past, dressed up as a girl.

15) I use sarcasm and *****iness to hide a delicate inner soul damaged by years of isolation and anxiety.

-- Yes, yes I do...

16) Speaking of *****iness, did you see what Sarah Jessica Parker wore the last time she was in public? Her clothing advisor so deserves an...um....argh *reaches for culture reference*

-- Gay people sound so shallow... you're like really preppy chicks...... with chest hair

17) Speaking of hiding things, a developing drugs and alcohol problem is so easily solved by another martini.

-- I've only ever had a martini once... but the drugs and alcohol problem thing is all me...

18) The Conservative Party hates me. Says so in their Manifesto, right next to the bit where they promise to assault old ladies and drink the blood of newborns on moonlit eves.

-- Well, I'm sure the conservative party would hate me if they got to know me...

19) I'm out of ideas but if you agree with the one below, you must be gay.

20) Are you sure I didn't mention I **** men?

-- Yeah you did...

My stance on homosexuality is similar to that of Bernard Black: "I tried to be gay once, but I couldn't handle the prohibitive standards of cleanliness"....

Jon Shafer · September 4, 2003, 10:52

Quote:

Originally posted by Spiffor
You don't look like you anymore Trip. What happened ???

That was the whole point.

I was seeing how different I could make myself look. But I've gone back to looking old and boring again.

Master Zen · September 5, 2003, 02:50

1/20

Hawaiian shirts look fab... err... good on me

st_swithin · September 5, 2003, 02:55

Employee at Trader Joe's?

Sikander · September 5, 2003, 04:52

Quote:

Originally posted by st_swithin
Employee at Trader Joe's?

"Bruvah can't help it if he's Samoan."

Spiffor · September 6, 2003, 06:58

Quote:

Originally posted by Trip
But I've gone back to looking old and boring again.

Old and boring ? Your long-haired self looks like an overweight geek who has finished his studies, and who's become a "computer engineer" (a guy who fills paper into printers in an office block)

Your old one is much less boring

Jon Shafer · September 6, 2003, 13:23

I only weigh 145 so I don't see how anything I do to myself would make me look overweight.

Wittlich · September 6, 2003, 13:35

Quote:

Originally posted by MrFun
Don't you have a boyfriend -- you better not be doing anything more than just voting.

Yep, we've been together for over 13 years now...but just because we're married (well, Domestic Partnership), doesn't mean that we're dead. We both still enjoy the ocassional "eye-candy."

As a matter of fact, I showed my partner (John) the picture of Trip - And yes, he too was impressed.

Jon Shafer · September 6, 2003, 14:36

I want you all to know I was 17 in that picture!

Boris Godunov · September 6, 2003, 14:37

Quote:

Originally posted by Trip
I want you all to know I was 17 in that picture!

Perfectly legal in many states...

Thorn · September 6, 2003, 15:19

My new goal is to out queer all of you. I bet I can do it too.

Jon Shafer · September 6, 2003, 15:21

Quote:

Originally posted by Boris Godunov
Perfectly legal in many states...

Which is why I live north of the Mason-Dixon...

Boris Godunov · September 6, 2003, 15:28

Quote:

Originally posted by Trip

Which is why I live north of the Mason-Dixon...

I had no idea New York was a Southern state...

Jon Shafer · September 6, 2003, 15:29

Quote:

Originally posted by Boris Godunov
I had no idea New York was a Southern state...

And west of the Mississippi.

Boris Godunov · September 6, 2003, 15:31

Quote:

Originally posted by Trip

And west of the Mississippi.

Care to hear the rules in Colorado and Washington?

Jon Shafer · September 6, 2003, 15:33

Quote:

Originally posted by Boris Godunov
Care to hear the rules in Colorado and Washington?

Doesn't matter really, I'm almost 19 anyways.

Thorn · September 6, 2003, 15:35

Hey Trip don't take this the wrong way, but you look nice, I'd have sex with you.

Boris Godunov · September 6, 2003, 15:36

Quote:

Originally posted by Thorn
Hey Trip don't take this the wrong way, but you look nice, I'd have sex with you.

Hey, and Trip, Thorn's about your age. Looks like a match made in heaven. When's the date?

Jon Shafer · September 6, 2003, 15:37

Sorry, I already have a girlfriend.

Thorn · September 6, 2003, 15:38

Cool we can have a threesome.

Boris Godunov · September 6, 2003, 15:38

Jon Shafer · September 6, 2003, 15:39

Quote:

Originally posted by Thorn
Hey Trip don't take this the wrong way, but you look nice, I'd have sex with you.

Uhhh, what would be the wrong way to take it?

Boris Godunov · September 6, 2003, 15:40

Quote:

Originally posted by Trip
Uhhh, what would be the wrong way to take it?

Clenching. Makes it painful.

Thorn · September 6, 2003, 15:41

Hey Boris you wanna join in?

Jon Shafer · September 6, 2003, 15:41

I'm going to lunch now.

Boris Godunov · September 6, 2003, 15:43

Quote:

Originally posted by Thorn
Hey Boris you wanna join in?

I make it a rule not to have sex when sociopaths are involved, sorry.