September 1, 2003, 08:49
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Caption This! A Bit Too Big Edition
"Boy, that's a deep cavity"
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"We have tried spending money. We are spending more than we have ever spent before and it does not work...After eight years of this Administration, we have just as much unemployment as when we started... And an enormous debt to boot!" — Henry Morgenthau, Franklin Delano Roosevelt's Treasury secretary, 1941.
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September 1, 2003, 08:50
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Ming to MarkG - "What do you mean I've taken the banning rod thing too far this time?"
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September 1, 2003, 09:12
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what is that?
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September 1, 2003, 09:18
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"We have tried spending money. We are spending more than we have ever spent before and it does not work...After eight years of this Administration, we have just as much unemployment as when we started... And an enormous debt to boot!" — Henry Morgenthau, Franklin Delano Roosevelt's Treasury secretary, 1941.
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September 1, 2003, 09:21
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Don't drink and do dentistry.
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I'm building a wagon! On some other part of the internets, obviously (but not that other site).
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September 1, 2003, 09:35
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MAN DRILLS THROUGH SKULL
A Californian man is lucky to be alive after an accident on a construction site.
Ron Hunt was drilling into a wall when the ladder he was standing on slipped.
His head was impaled on the drill bit.
Surgeons had to literally unscrew the tool from his skull.
Mr Hunt lost the sight in his right eye but still considers himself to be a very lucky man.
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Lucky indeed. 
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If I'm posting here then Counterglow must be down.
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September 1, 2003, 09:47
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Ron Hunt? A relative of mine maybe.
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September 1, 2003, 09:53
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September 1, 2003, 10:18
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Dentist: This may feel a bit uncomfortable.
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The enemy cannot push a button if you disable his hand.
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September 1, 2003, 12:48
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"The wrong way to pick your nose"
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If you don't like reality, change it! me
"Oh no! I am bested!" Drake :(
"it is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong" Voltaire
"Patriotism is a pernecious, psychopathic form of idiocy" George Bernard Shaw
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September 1, 2003, 13:56
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"But I like cutting my toes off!"
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STFU and then GTFO!
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September 1, 2003, 14:20
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From the Gospel of Matthew 7:4
How wilt thou say to thy brother, Let me pull out the mote out of thine eye; and, behold, a HUGE ****ING DRILL BIT is in thine own eye?
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Tutto nel mondo è burla
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September 1, 2003, 14:40
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 @Boris
"So much for that do-it-yourself trepanning kit idea."
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September 1, 2003, 14:43
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OH SHI
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September 1, 2003, 15:00
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Is that a drill bit or are you happy to see me!!?!?
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"Let the People know the facts and the country will be saved." Abraham Lincoln
Mis Novias
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September 1, 2003, 15:17
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You know, having only one good eye has made me a little sensitive on issues of injuries to them... I just soooo did not need to see that last picture.
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September 1, 2003, 16:01
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"That drill bit sure got head."
Asmodean
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Im not sure what Baruk Khazad is , but if they speak Judeo-Dwarvish, that would be "blessed are the dwarves" - lord of the mark
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September 1, 2003, 19:02
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What freaks me about ixnay's pic is that the finger seems to be bent backwards at the first joint in order to go in to the nose and out at that angle…
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September 1, 2003, 19:07
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This is what'll happen to you when you die if you sign up for brain juice donation. Think of all of the sick, twisted minds you will be helping with this comforting release of disturbing desires.
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[Obama] is either a troll or has no ****ing clue how government works - GePap
Later amendments to the Constitution don't supersede earlier amendments - GePap
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September 1, 2003, 19:07
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"I should never have bought that DIY home trepanning kit."
Straybow took the words right outta my head. I didn't read before I posted. My bad.
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September 1, 2003, 19:10
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''I know there is a brain in there somehwere!''
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eimi men anthropos pollon logon, mikras de sophias
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September 1, 2003, 19:10
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a bit OT, but I saw a "Do it Yourself: Bankruptcy" book at Home Depot today 
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[Obama] is either a troll or has no ****ing clue how government works - GePap
Later amendments to the Constitution don't supersede earlier amendments - GePap
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September 1, 2003, 19:11
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"Well Doc, first thing I heard was 'this is not a drill', next thing you know..........."
 ACK!
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September 1, 2003, 20:05
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"Well the piercer said that this is all the rage in Tokyo now"
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It’s a great art, is rowing. It’s the finest art there is. It’s a symphony of motion. And when you reach perfection, you are touching the divine. It touches the you of yous – which is your soul. George Pocock
What fun is that? Why all that hard, exhausting work? Where does it get you? What is the good of it? It is one of the strange ironies of life that those who work the hardest, who subject themselves to the strictest discipline, who give up certain pleasurable things in order to achieve a goal, are the happiest. Brutus Hamilton
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September 1, 2003, 20:54
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"What giant squid? I did not harpoon no endangered giant squids. I am just your regular fisher."
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September 1, 2003, 22:20
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One more reason matadors should never go up against unicorns.
(lame but all I could think of)
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September 1, 2003, 22:20
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Great, now you've killed Kraken. What are you going to do now - go to Disneyland?
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