September 2, 2003, 00:26
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Another great reason to join the IDF
I present to you:
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September 2, 2003, 00:27
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September 2, 2003, 00:27
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September 2, 2003, 00:28
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That's what I'm talking about. 
Who is this chick?
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September 2, 2003, 00:29
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Ok, all sex related testosterone aside - tell me ALL YOU CAN about the IDF experience. I've read a few of Panags sig sites, but want this in powder puff never been in the military couldn't even listen to the authority of the English teacher terms
Tell me everything good! Convince me I'm wrong about everything bad! I thank you very much, Israelites!
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September 2, 2003, 00:30
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There are hot and horny chicks waiting to be nailed in every army. AIT was a veritable paridise of hot, physically fit, single, and oh so horny women.
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September 2, 2003, 00:31
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Originally posted by Ted Striker
That's what I'm talking about.
Who is this chick?
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Isn't she freaking wonderful???
..and she's friendly, well spoken, and downright a great person. She also reminds me of "Lara" from the film Siberia
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September 2, 2003, 00:33
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Originally posted by Oerdin
There are hot and horny chicks waiting to be nailed in every army. AIT was a veritable paridise of hot, physically fit, single, and oh so horny women.
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As I grow older and more perverted, petite yet fit chicks without huge boobies (resembling grade school budders) are more and more appealing. Holy goodness am I gonna get a lot of that sweet sweet orange in the land of Haifa
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September 2, 2003, 00:36
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Originally posted by Oerdin
There are hot and horny chicks waiting to be nailed in every army. AIT was a veritable paridise of hot, physically fit, single, and oh so horny women.
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If you go to REMF school, yeah, maybe.
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September 2, 2003, 00:37
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and i thought mutilating arab children would be enough! sign me up!
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September 2, 2003, 00:38
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Ah, the "Zylka has just created a thread in the OTF" flasher program sets off, and thus Mikey makes the obligatory stop by to check things out
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September 2, 2003, 00:39
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Originally posted by Uber KruX
and i thought mutilating arab children would be enough! sign me up!
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The best part is that he's partially serious. Took me a while to catch on, at least!
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September 2, 2003, 00:43
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the only problem with that chick is she probably doesn't follow the enlightened path and doesnt worship jesus christ, the one true messiah.
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September 2, 2003, 00:48
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Well, she thought it wonderful that I was a Christian willing to sign up for "the cause", whatever the hell that might be
...does the IDF have problems with state guard flood control, or something like that?
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September 2, 2003, 00:48
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Originally posted by Zylka
Ah, the "Zylka has just created a thread in the OTF" flasher program sets off, and thus Mikey makes the obligatory stop by to check things out
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Yep. 
And Uber - one more post like the previous two out of you, and you're gone.
And if you post any guardhouse lawyering bullshit in response to this warning, you're gone.
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September 2, 2003, 00:55
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I think I'm in love, again
...maybe even moreso than the time that pretty Indian girl sat across from me for 20 minutes
When do our resident Israelis get up?
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September 2, 2003, 00:57
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You're in Toroto now, right?
IIRC, they're 7 hours ahead of you.
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September 2, 2003, 01:00
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Originally posted by Zylka
Ok, all sex related hormones aside - tell me ALL YOU CAN about the IDF experience. I
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I don't know about the IDF but I know you will make more money in the US Army plus your bill will be good in any NATO country while the IDF college paymentd will only be good in Isreal as far I know.
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September 2, 2003, 01:01
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Like how much more money?
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September 2, 2003, 01:06
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Originally posted by Zylka
Like how much more money?
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MTG wont let me make any more comments, so i'll hav e just le ave it u p to your imaginiation.
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September 2, 2003, 01:08
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You can make all sorts of comments...
As long as they don't have racial, ethnic, or religious bigotry overtones, or rationalizations about how whatever you're doing to skate around the rules really isn't skating around the rules. 
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September 2, 2003, 01:08
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Originally posted by MichaeltheGreat
If you go to REMF school, yeah, maybe.
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REMF? I went to Psyops which is a Special Opporations forces school . There were plenty of hot chicks plus jump school , and many went to DLI in monterrey. they offered me Persian Farsi but I wasn't interested in learning Iranian. I wanted Spanish, German or Russian but they didn't need those languages so I didn't see the reason to spend nearly 2 years in school to learn a language I didn't care about.
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September 2, 2003, 01:10
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Yeah but Iranian chicks are HOT
They're really smart and nice too
<--- speaks from personal experience
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September 2, 2003, 01:10
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Originally posted by MichaeltheGreat
You can make all sorts of comments...
As long as they don't have racial, ethnic, or religious bigotry overtones, or rationalizations about how whatever you're doing to skate around the rules really isn't skating around the rules.
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what if a leave blanks in all the racial, ethnic, and religious bigotry overtones?
it'd be like bigoted mad libs!
man, those ethnic group sure are negative adjective
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September 2, 2003, 01:11
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Albanian whores, loose
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September 2, 2003, 01:12
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see! fun for the whole family!
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September 2, 2003, 01:15
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Depends on your job and where you serve. If you're in the former Yugoslavia or Iraq then you get tax free status and your take home is mucvh larger. If you server in German, Italy, Britain, Japan, or Korea (not to meantion in the US) then you have to pay taxes but you get over seas pay and various other pays. If you get jump status, multilanguage, or any of a dozen other things thing you get more pay. If you have college credits then you get more pay. It's also a larger force so you get promoted faster then in just about any other Army.
More slots equals mnore positions to get promoted into.
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September 2, 2003, 01:18
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Well, the Army broadened the definition of what it considers SOF's.
Were you an 11, 12, 18 or 19? I'll let you slide on letters.
Otherwise, REMF. Actually, I'm being generous including Armor pukes, since they have a foot of steel and ceramic to hide behind.
Hoo-ah!
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September 2, 2003, 01:19
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Well, the Army broadened the definition of what it considers SOF's.
Were you an 11, 12, 18 or 19? I'll let you slide on letters.
Otherwise, REMF. Actually, I'm being generous including Armor pukes, since they have a foot of steel and ceramic to hide behind.
Hoo-ah!
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that was a bigoted statement against armor pukes. MING!
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September 2, 2003, 01:19
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Originally posted by Uber KruX
what if a leave blanks in all the racial, ethnic, and religious bigotry overtones?
it'd be like bigoted mad libs!
man, those ethnic group sure are negative adjective
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That would fall under the guardhouse lawyering category.
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