Another great reason to join the IDF - Page 2

Inverse Icarus · September 2, 2003, 01:20

i'm going to bed now, so if you want to put a 6 hour ban on me for good measure, i'll allow it.

MichaeltheGreat · September 2, 2003, 01:20

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Originally posted by Uber KruX

that was a bigoted statement against armor pukes. MING!

Damned straight.

If you ain't 11B...

Timexwatch · September 2, 2003, 01:23

I'm considering the Army after college and I speak two languages. If I were to enlist, would I be the higest payed goober in my squad?

Oerdin · September 2, 2003, 01:24

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Originally posted by MichaeltheGreat
Well, the Army broadened the definition of what it considers SOF's.

Were you an 11, 12, 18 or 19? I'll let you slide on letters.

Please Biznitch.

I have my jump wings. Do they send REMFs to paratrooper school? I didn't think so!

Zylka · September 2, 2003, 01:29

I have my red wings! Are those accepted anywhere?

MichaeltheGreat · September 2, 2003, 01:35

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Originally posted by Oerdin

Please Biznitch.

I have my jump wings. Do they send REMFs to paratrooper school? I didn't think so!

They send chicks there now. What does that tell you?

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First 14th ASOS woman completes Army jump school
by Tech Sgt. Kelly Godbey
43rd Airlift Wing Public Affairs

POPE AIR FORCE BASE, N.C. (ACCNS) - "Awesome. Simply awesome!" exclaimed an airman recounting her first jump from an aircraft while attending the Army's jump school at Fort Benning, Ga.

Senior Airman Monica Caulder's, 14th Air Support Operations Squadron, first jump in July was quickly followed by four more while at the Army's airborne school allowing her to earn her jump wings. She is the first female in the 55-year history of the 14th ASOS to complete the jump school.

The 24-year-old Fayetteville native, said she was starting to get bored with her job as an information manager while stationed at Keesler AFB, Miss. "I was looking to try something different. Something more challenging. But I also wanted to stay in the information managers career field," she said.

In summation: "I was bored being a data entry tech, so I thought I'd do jump school for a change of pace. But I still want to do data entry."

And I bet you've got a black beret too!

Falling soldiers from the sky indeed, my friend.

Zylka · September 2, 2003, 01:45

UH OH, a mysoginist!!!

MichaeltheGreat · September 2, 2003, 01:49

Nope. Just pointing out that getting jump wings is no longer proof of non-REMF status.

Oerdin · September 2, 2003, 02:31

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Originally posted by MichaeltheGreat
They send chicks there now. What does that tell you?

Pleeeaaase. I'm SOF and your not. I'm Airborne and your not. So who's the rear area puke? BTW I wear a red barret not the black barret all the no bodies wear.

Just FYI Psyops always deals with enemy forces or hostile civialians. You can't do that from the rear you have to be in the front.

MichaeltheGreat · September 2, 2003, 02:36

No matter how you doctor it, you're a spin jockey. Just ask the Yank.

Besides, how would you know what you think I am?

Oerdin · September 2, 2003, 02:37

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Originally posted by MichaeltheGreat
Nope. Just pointing out that getting jump wings is no longer proof of non-REMF status.

MtG: 37F, I.E. Psyops, are not a combat arms but it is impossible for us to do our jobs without being at the front. That means we are not REMFs.

MichaeltheGreat · September 2, 2003, 02:42

Ok, how about NCANTFHBTRSEMF then?

I consider anything at or behind an infantry company CP to be REMF country.

Oerdin · September 2, 2003, 02:48

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Originally posted by MichaeltheGreat
If you ain't 11B...

Screw 11B. It's not my fault they failed the ASVAB. It's not my fault they're no good to anyone other then as a bullet catcher.

Oerdin · September 2, 2003, 02:50

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Originally posted by Timexwatch
I'm considering the Army after college and I speak two languages. If I were to enlist, would I be the higest payed goober in my squad?

It depends if you go to OCS or not.

Oerdin · September 2, 2003, 02:52

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Originally posted by MichaeltheGreat
No matter how you doctor it, you're a spin jockey. Just ask the Yank.

Besides, how would you know what you think I am?

A 50 year old man like yourself? I don't need to be told.

MichaeltheGreat · September 2, 2003, 02:53

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Originally posted by Oerdin

Screw 11B. It's not my fault they failed the ASVAB. It's not my fault they're no good to anyone other then as a bullet catcher.

They give you rock 'em sock 'em spin jockeys someone to hide behind while you set up your speakers though.

Real special ops, setting up speakers outside the Vatican compound in Panama City.

And some 11B aced the ASVAB and went 11B by choice.

Maybe we should let Zylka have his thread back, though.

Oerdin · September 2, 2003, 02:54

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Originally posted by MichaeltheGreat
No matter how you doctor it, you're a spin jockey.

Maybe but I'm a sin jockey from the front. How do I get enemy soldiers to surrender sitting in the rear with the gear?

edit: BTW 37F normally opporate ahead of the 11B CP.

MichaeltheGreat · September 2, 2003, 02:56

Hiding behind a bunch of 11B's with the hardware to make 'em really surrender, and not just shoot you.

Oerdin · September 2, 2003, 03:00

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Originally posted by MichaeltheGreat
Real special ops, setting up speakers outside the Vatican compound in Panama City.

We got him when no one else could didn't we?

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And some 11B aced the ASVAB and went 11B by choice.

Yeah, they normally end up NCOICs but most are just guys who couldn't even spell their names right.

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Maybe we should let Zylka have his thread back, though.

ok.

Oerdin · September 2, 2003, 03:11

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Originally posted by MichaeltheGreat
Hiding behind a bunch of 11B's with the hardware to make 'em really surrender, and not just shoot you.

Please. We get lots of funding and have way more goodies then they do. Every three man team has a M-16 & an M-9 a piece, 4 granades each, plenty of pyro, claymores, an uparmored HUMVEE, an M-240B, a radio, a translater, aloud speaker system, and lots of other goodies. Plus being SOf we often have the ears of the officers who matter and report directly to the region OIC.

SOF is where it's at baby.

Zylka · September 2, 2003, 03:28

SHE'S LIVING IN LA FOR THE NEXT 12 MONTHS!!! HAHAHA, that's reason number 6 to visit the states

You two can yap and dlck size all ya want in this thread, hell that's part of the military mentality I have to learn, right??

Sirotnikov · September 2, 2003, 03:39

I don't know any Israeli post-military dudes who speak so much in codes.

The IDF is much less reliant on wierd codes and abbreviations than the US military.

Sirotnikov · September 2, 2003, 03:49

But be prepared to flaunt your training skills and adventures, your corps and brigade, your pins, berets, flags, tags and ensigns.

And of course your level (ie private / specialist / sergeant / or even leutenant, captain, major etc)

Zylka · September 2, 2003, 04:15

So tell some stories!!!

Zylka · September 2, 2003, 05:51

Alright bastard, then we'll go back to talking about the girl

Isn't she a cutie? Isn't her semi puckered smile just ADORABLE???

Zylka · September 2, 2003, 05:58

It's so precious... like a highly feminine lip gloss dressed up in new panties

Agathon · September 2, 2003, 07:13

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Originally posted by MichaeltheGreat

Maybe we should let Zylka have his thread back, though.

Threadjacking by MtG.

MING!!!!!!!!!!!

BTW:

Those Pictures of that chick are surely hideous

What's wrong with you Z? You are usually right on re: hot chicks.

Oerdin · September 2, 2003, 09:16

She's a cutie Zylka. Where'd you meet her?

Zylka · September 2, 2003, 09:17

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What's wrong with you Z? You are usually right on re: hot chicks.

Pfft

That's only because you like meaty heffers like Anna Nicole

Well here's a bit more baby fat, whattya think?

Ted Striker · September 2, 2003, 09:50

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Originally posted by Agathon

Threadjacking by MtG.

MING!!!!!!!!!!!

BTW:

Those Pictures of that chick are surely hideous

What's wrong with you Z? You are usually right on re: hot chicks.

She's hot

what are you smoking