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Old September 2, 2003, 15:51   #1
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Here's a little ditty I wrote just for Mr. Edward James Norton Jr.:

It's a long way from home.
I'm longing for the cup of tea
That waits for me, sitting alone.

She's my angel, my darling -
My sweet baby girl.
She's the only one for me -
The Oyster to my Pearl

She envelops me, embraces me,
Gives me the love I....

...need.

And every time I kiss her,
I get down on my knees and thank the Lord:
For making women.

Make your mind.
You're in control.
Time to find some
Peace of Soul.

Don't let them get you down.
Don't let them take your crown.
If your body be a temple,
Be your OWN high priest.
If your body be your castle,
Declare YOURSELF king.


Now, before she gets away, go back to Salma Hayek and apologise, and maybe she'll take you back. Lord knows you screwed the pooch on that one.

Stop being such a pvssy, Eddie. Grow the fvck up.

I mean this with all due respect.

Sincerely,
Tyler S Durden
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Old September 2, 2003, 15:57   #2
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You're sure this is the right place to post that? You know, in the OT this probably is good, but here's it called spam?.p
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Old September 2, 2003, 15:58   #3
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What did he do, anyway?
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Old September 2, 2003, 15:59   #4
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BTW, who's this edward guy?
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Old September 2, 2003, 16:15   #5
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Some guy I met back in university. He's been chasing after his ex-gf from like 10 years ago. He's been chatting up some of my old friends with this pathetic sob story, so I wrote this crap on the back of my volleyball game schedule, and I just found it today behind the couch. Totally forgot about it until just now.

I have no idea where he is anymore; I just figure someone might point him to this thread. He was this HUGE dork, so he might actually end up seeing this someday. But if he's anything like he was back in school, he's still chasing the pipe dream.
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Old September 2, 2003, 16:39   #6
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You're sure this is the right place to post that? You know, in the OT this probably is good, but here's it called spam?.p
Yeah but you don't get +1s in the OT.
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Old September 2, 2003, 18:45   #7
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I got a nice piece of Washington Monument I can sell ya.
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Old September 2, 2003, 21:20   #8
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One more, and this one is for all you 'poly guys:

My Nice window: Square of light
Imitates life: Actual reality caused by virtuality
We're mesmerised by what's not even there
Square of light is blinded by the light of a thousand,
Thousand suns.
Don't let me forget what life was before,
Before it all came undone.
Cyber world, actual world -
When I'm asleep, it's not there.
Karma points its bony finger
At judgments or verdicts.
Just pure luck, in flagrante delicto.
Wait long enough and you find that the finger pointing
you out is your own.

Can't get away from your own convictions?
You harshly judge yourself through the eyes of others.
Why don't you let yourself be free and be who you NEED to be, to be the person you think you are?

HACK HACK HACK. (Just thought I'd say it before anyone thought it.)
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Can't get away from your own convictions?
You harshly judge yourself through the eyes of others.
Why don't you let yourself be free and be who you NEED to be, to be the person you think you are?
ditto St. Swithin...
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Old September 3, 2003, 03:01   #10
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Cheater.
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Old September 3, 2003, 05:18   #11
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So you have the hots for Ms Hayek too?
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