September 3, 2003, 03:39
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Oxymorons
Post 'em! The funnier the better!
Government Organization
Alone Together
Personal Computer
Silent Scream
Living Dead
Same Difference
Taped Live
Plastic Glasses
Tight Slacks
Peace Force
Pretty Ugly
Head Butt
Working Vacation
Tax Return
Virtual Reality
Dodge Ram
Work Party
Jumbo Shrimp
Healthy Tan
Microsoft Works
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September 3, 2003, 05:22
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OTF Moderator
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Apolyton Moderator.
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September 3, 2003, 05:25
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Prince
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Common sense
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Concrete, Abstract, or Squoingy?
"I don't believe in giving scripting languages because the only additional power they give users is the power to create bugs." - Mike Breitkreutz, Firaxis
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September 3, 2003, 05:49
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Microsoft Works - sorry Frozzy, you already had it 
Rap Music (sorry Speer  )
Almost Impossible
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For though he was master of the world, he was not quite sure what to do next
But he would think of something
"Hm. I suppose I should get my waffle a santa hat." - Kuciwalker
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September 3, 2003, 06:12
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Deity
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Millitary Intellegence
American Democracy
Peacekeeping Operation
Surgical Strike
-Jam
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September 3, 2003, 07:33
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Emperor
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MichaeltheGreat
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Rethink Refuse Reduce Reuse
Do It Ourselves
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September 3, 2003, 07:42
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Prince
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Uniquer
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Concrete, Abstract, or Squoingy?
"I don't believe in giving scripting languages because the only additional power they give users is the power to create bugs." - Mike Breitkreutz, Firaxis
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September 3, 2003, 07:48
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Originally posted by Osweld
MichaeltheGreat
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Nice knowing you Osweld 
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For though he was master of the world, he was not quite sure what to do next
But he would think of something
"Hm. I suppose I should get my waffle a santa hat." - Kuciwalker
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September 3, 2003, 07:59
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Prince
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Modest cockney
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September 3, 2003, 08:10
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Emperor
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Apolyton Off-Topic
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"Spirit merges with matter to sanctify the universe. Matter transcends to return to spirit. The interchangeability of matter and spirit means the starlit magic of the outermost life of our universe becomes the soul-light magic of the innermost life of our self." - Dennis Kucinich, candidate for the U. S. presidency
"That’s the future of the Democratic Party: providing Republicans with a number of cute (but not that bright) comfort women." - Adam Yoshida, Canada's gift to the world
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September 3, 2003, 08:11
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Emperor
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No, wait, that's not an oxymoron, it's a tautology.
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"Spirit merges with matter to sanctify the universe. Matter transcends to return to spirit. The interchangeability of matter and spirit means the starlit magic of the outermost life of our universe becomes the soul-light magic of the innermost life of our self." - Dennis Kucinich, candidate for the U. S. presidency
"That’s the future of the Democratic Party: providing Republicans with a number of cute (but not that bright) comfort women." - Adam Yoshida, Canada's gift to the world
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September 3, 2003, 09:06
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Emperor
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Stupid guy with pimples.
By the way, that's a cool avatar, Osweld.
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"May I be forgiven for the ills that I have done/Friends I have forsaken and strangers I have shunned/Sins I have committed, for which others had to pay/And I haven't met the whiskey that can wash those stains away."
-Brady's Leap, "Wash."
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September 3, 2003, 09:07
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Emperor
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President Bush
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Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...
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September 3, 2003, 09:45
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Prince
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Free love
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"I work in IT so I'd be buggered without a computer" - Words of wisdom from Provost Harrison
"You can be wrong AND jewish" - Wiglaf :love:
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September 3, 2003, 10:11
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Prince
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Good Sh*t.
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September 3, 2003, 10:13
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Chieftain
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President Bush
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Which is also an ordinary moron 
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Unfairly Banned at Civfanatics twice...
To protest the war I am using the UN Flag - Howard has said most Australians are for the war so clearly I am not an Aussie.
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September 3, 2003, 11:17
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Deity
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Modern art
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#There’s a city in my mind
Come along and take that ride
And it’s all right, baby, it’s all right #
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September 3, 2003, 11:19
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Emperor
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Belgian beer.
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If I'm posting here then Counterglow must be down.
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September 3, 2003, 12:10
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Deity
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US history
Idiot savant
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(\__/) 07/07/1937 - Never forget
(='.'=) "Claims demand evidence; extraordinary claims demand extraordinary evidence." -- Carl Sagan
(")_(") "Starting the fire from within."
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September 3, 2003, 16:37
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Emperor
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Jumbo Shrimp
Peace Keeping
I object to silent scream.
That's a good one.
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Scouse Git (2) LaFayette and Adam Smith you will be missed
"All my own perception of beauty both in majesty and simplicity is founded upon Our Lady." - JRR Tolkein
Get busy living or get busy dying.
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September 3, 2003, 16:44
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Settler
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French Resistance
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Liberty or death, what we so proudly hail. Once you provoke her, rattling of her tail.
Never begins it, never, but once engaged. Never surrenders, showing the fangs of rage.
-Metallica, 'Don't Tread On Me'
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September 3, 2003, 16:46
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Civilization V News Editor
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i object to "good sh!t," i just got done with one of those.
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Civ V Civilization V Civ5 CivV Civilization 5 Civ 5 - Do your part!
I wasn't born with enough middle fingers.
[ All good things]
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September 3, 2003, 16:47
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Originally posted by alva
Modern art
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alva's taste 
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Smile
For though he was master of the world, he was not quite sure what to do next
But he would think of something
"Hm. I suppose I should get my waffle a santa hat." - Kuciwalker
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September 3, 2003, 19:12
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King
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Awful good
Progressive Conservative (Canadian political party)
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September 3, 2003, 19:20
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Deity
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Frozzy, you got those from oxymoron.com, cheater
Good Grief
Limited nuclear war
executive secretary
gunboat diplomacy
authentic replica
slave master
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[Obama] is either a troll or has no ****ing clue how government works - GePap
Later amendments to the Constitution don't supersede earlier amendments - GePap
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September 3, 2003, 19:36
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King
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generous capitalist
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Nothing to see here, move along: http://selzlab.blogspot.com
The attempt to produce Heaven on Earth often produces Hell. -Karl Popper
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September 3, 2003, 19:36
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Emperor
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Compassionate conservative
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September 3, 2003, 19:41
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King
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Compassionate conservative
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Nothing to see here, move along: http://selzlab.blogspot.com
The attempt to produce Heaven on Earth often produces Hell. -Karl Popper
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September 3, 2003, 19:44
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Emperor
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Pro-Lifer's who support the death penalty...
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September 3, 2003, 20:11
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Deity
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Sava... you're going to ruin a perfectly good thread.
Please don't troll here.
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[Obama] is either a troll or has no ****ing clue how government works - GePap
Later amendments to the Constitution don't supersede earlier amendments - GePap
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