The Recreation Commons - Sixth Floor : Temple of Planet - Page 2

Micha · September 8, 2003, 16:58

Hehe

One keg of Xenorum, please!

Comrade Micha cleverly uses that doublepost to add another point to his Spam-Count...

Vev · September 8, 2003, 18:51

Hey Bartender!
Do you serve fungal pretzels.

Maniac · September 8, 2003, 19:29

/me suddenly remembers how he managed to get so many posts in the rec commons.

He then quickly fills Micha's keg of Xenorum and runs to the new customer Vev...

Well for the moment we don't have fungal pretzels on the menu, but we could add them of course. For future reference, below's the menu that was used in the bars on lower floors. There are quite a few anachronistic references to the previous ACDG, so it should urgently be updated.

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Beer

Heineken (cryo-cooled!)
Leffe (the best)
Velkopopovicky Beer (Czech beer)
New Caledonian Beer (For those who support CCCP!)

Xeno Inc. (tm) (c)

Xenobrew (Support ~~TKG's monopolistic ambitions~~ the Internal Affairs Department!)
Xenocoffee - with xenomilk and synth0sugar
Xenococoa
XenoBanana Split (Support Mr. Xenobanana's election campaign!)
Xenowater (from the finest Jedinican glaciers, melted by borehole warmth)

Wine list

Red Sol de Mesa (Wine out of the good sunny Mesa fungus - tastes fine with the sealurk)
White Yugo de Suelo Pholussia (A wine I can´t recommend completely; a little too sweet)
Doceagua (From the nearby Freshwater Sea)

Non-alcoholic beverages

Wild Cherry Pepsi
Water (Expensive! Our water recycling technics aren't perfected yet. I'd suggest a nice beer instead...)
P4PSI (For old times' sake. Enlightens your mind.)
Orange Juice
Longisland-icetea

Cocktails

Chiron-Redberry-Cocktail
Hive Mind Stuff (with honey)
Muroroa (makes you glow)
Bloody Miriam
Black Stuff (High quality label - we are not responsible for its content)
Kalimotxo (two thirds of Red Sol de Mesa, one third of P4PSI)

Other

Fungal Gin (A real killer!)
Talisker Whisky (Deirdre's treat)
Jack Daniels Blue Label (0.15 ec per bottle)
Salmiakkikossu (Salted licorice)

We have been thinking about serving warm meals. Handy for workers with a late shift:

Chopped Psych Worms with Lurk-Blood Sauce
Lurkroast with Monsoon-Salad
Fungus Tower Schnitzel with deep-fried worms
Pickled Spores

Kody · September 8, 2003, 19:34

Does Tassadar do post and thread counts of the private forums?

*Curious on far ahead the Hive has pulled activity*

Maniac · September 8, 2003, 19:40

Has he been accepted by all factions?

Kody · September 8, 2003, 20:53

You're right I don't think he does.

Anyway the Hive has 203 threads and 5488 posts.

The breakdown of posts per user is as follows.

Alinestra Covelia 5
ChairmanYang 3
CivGeneral 1
Comrade Tassadar 194
EZRhino 38
Frankychan 148
Gnool 92
Googlie 222
Haon 139
HongHu 969
Jamski 854
Kody 774
Micha 105
Octavian X 155
Rokossovky 235
Static Universe 217
Vander 69
Vev 938
Voltaire 315
Zero 16

Hercules · September 8, 2003, 21:32

Cap'n Hercules pops in to make sure his pirate maties behave themselves, in the sense of misbehave themselves. He is pleased with welcome comatose pirates at entrance. This place has promise. He might keep it secret from Cap'n Flubber who has now an international reputation for, ahem, an agent in every port.

A keg of xenorum and a Black stuff my fine fellow,

Say, don't I know you bartender. Or was that your lookalike who got tangled up with ropes and nooses on our yardarm awhile back for trying to flog us dangerous bootleg liquor. You're the splitting image.

Vev · September 8, 2003, 22:22

Sealurk Sashimi would be a nice addition to the menu, caught fresh off the waters of New Sargossa.

Snowflake · September 8, 2003, 22:35

I just can't believe that one cannot find xenodoughnuts in this great place.

Corellion · September 8, 2003, 22:42

You can find Xenodoughnuts, just no McDonalds products (i.e. McXenodoughnuts). Feel free to purchace Xenodoughnuts to your heart's content (after all, TKG, now Method, is in CyCon

).

Snowflake · September 8, 2003, 22:43

Quote:

Originally posted by Kody
You're right I don't think he does.

Anyway the Hive has 203 threads and 5488 posts.

The breakdown of posts per user is as follows.

HongHu 969
Jamski 854
Kody 774
Vev 938

Wow look at the figures!

Vev · September 8, 2003, 23:00

Go me!
Dang! Honghu beaten me by a handful of posts.

Mr. President · September 8, 2003, 23:53

900 posts? What are you people doing in there? Sweet Maria and Iesus!

Snowflake · September 8, 2003, 23:56

You guys don't know what you have missed.

Vev · September 8, 2003, 23:57

Is that a good thing or a bad thing?

Kody · September 8, 2003, 23:59

Writing stories, one sentence stories, writing pravda, theorising on what the other factions are doing, discussing strategies, talking about people's pets, running polls, job allocations, coming up with new strategies and government restructuring (we've restructured a few times). Also we ran a few games too.

Vev · September 9, 2003, 00:00

And other stuff no sane person would do.

Mr. President · September 9, 2003, 00:01

Sounds like Fun

But then the Hive is a big faction with lots of active people. The University is a good-sized faction with about four active people.

Vev · September 9, 2003, 00:02

The truth is not what it seems.

Kody · September 9, 2003, 00:08

We've lost the following people.
Comrade Tassadar 194
Frankychan 148
Gnool 92
Haon 139
Micha 105
Rokossovky 235
Static Universe 217

The people that were never really active
Alinestra Covelia 5
ChairmanYang 3
CivGeneral 1
Zero 16

The remaining members are.
HongHu 969
Vev 938
Jamski 854
Kody 774
Voltaire 315
Googlie 222
Octavian X 155
Micha 105
Vander 69
EZRhino 38

Everyone from googlie onwards are semi-inactive.

Vev · September 9, 2003, 00:11

The top four posters almost makes up for 2/3 of the posts

Extrapoliation from current statistical analysis I hypothesis when factoring current trends within the Hive forum that the percentage value would increase.

Drogue · September 9, 2003, 06:16

Quote:

Originally posted by Vander
You know, if some of you would swallow your pride, we have an excellent Spam School over in the hive....

Actually, with 3 of the top 5 spammers, the CyCon seem to have spamming mastered

Drogue · September 9, 2003, 06:31

Quote:

Originally posted by Kody
Anyway the Hive has 203 threads and 5488 posts.

The breakdown of posts per user is as follows.

How do you find this out? I tried to search for posts, but you can't search in Private Forums.

The CyCon has 97 threads though.

Kody · September 9, 2003, 07:24

I clicked on each thread's list of posters. You know the same thing that was used to figure out who spammed the most in the last rec commons. Then pasted the list from each thread into notepad.

Then I used the unix shell function "sort" and then a simple awk script to add up the number of posts for each person.

You could probably paste your data into Excel and make that add up all the numbers for you.

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Originally posted by Drogue

Actually, with 3 of the top 5 spammers, the CyCon seem to have spamming mastered

Ofcourse the hive hasn't mastered spamming, because all our posts are on topic.

GeneralTacticus · September 9, 2003, 07:27

We of the University, of course, have no spam threads. Really.

/me maintains a completely straight face.

Kody · September 9, 2003, 07:35

Kody watches the grin repeatively creep onto GeneralTacticus's face.

"Yes, none of us have spam threads.", Kody says nodding empathatically. "The CyCon are only pretending to be spammers."

Drogue · September 9, 2003, 08:54

Actually, there isn't spam at all in the CyCon forum. We do a lot of game planning. The nearest we get to spam is people posting 3D articles. We only spam the Rec Commons

Maniac · September 9, 2003, 09:21

Quote:

Originally posted by Kody
and government restructuring (we've restructured a few times).

If it isn't a secret, may I ask how the current Hive government structure looks like? It may be helpful in getting ideas for a possible Hive ACPSG.

Snowflake · September 9, 2003, 09:28

Uhh how dose it look like? Well lots of positions. I mean lots. Covers everything. With Kody does 99.5% of the work.

I'm sure Chairman will approve a release of our gov structure.

Drogue · September 9, 2003, 10:17

Quote:

Originally posted by Kody
I clicked on each thread's list of posters. You know the same thing that was used to figure out who spammed the most in the last rec commons. Then pasted the list from each thread into notepad.

You went through all the 203 threads and looked at posters list? Or is there a way to do it for all? And how do you see a list of posters?