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Love is ... oral sex without preconditions.
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October 4, 2003, 08:17
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You're a gentleman and a scholar, FrustratedPoet. 
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October 4, 2003, 09:31
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FP, please.... let it be clean at least 
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October 4, 2003, 15:38
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#154
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You made me laugh for 10 minutes, I felt I should share the humour with others.
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October 4, 2003, 17:50
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oh well...
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October 4, 2003, 17:51
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BTW, pelvic muscle training has a significance far beyond post-natal issues, and not only for women either 
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October 4, 2003, 18:57
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Love is when you start making plans to KILL anyone you catch talikng to her.
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October 4, 2003, 20:49
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Love is when you start making plans to KILL anyone you catch talikng to her.
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...or, more seriously, when you don't. I believe that one truly in love wishes nothing but happiness for the object of that love, even if it isn't with you. Yet, you'd be crushed if they didn't chose you. Sort of a paradox.
PS: Yes, I realize the quote wasn't serious, but it just worked so well... 
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October 4, 2003, 22:02
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Originally posted by Kirnwaffen
I believe that one truly in love wishes nothing but happiness for the object of that love, even if it isn't with you.
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Object? 
Human beings aren't objects! In fact, objectification of women has always been a big problem.
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October 4, 2003, 22:05
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At least I know what love isn't. Love is not sympathy. Love is not pity. Love is not charity.
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(\__/) 07/07/1937 - Never forget
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October 4, 2003, 22:46
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Human beings aren't objects! In fact, objectification of women has always been a big problem.
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*sigh*
Fine. Make it "person that you love". Sorry. Semantics will be the end of me...
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"The greatest happiness of life is the conviction that we are loved; loved for ourselves, or rather, loved in spite of ourselves" - Victor Hugo
"It is noble to be good; it is still nobler to teach others to be good -- and less trouble." - Mark Twain
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October 4, 2003, 23:17
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*sigh*
Fine. Make it "person that you love". Sorry. Semantics will be the end of me...
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Sorry, it's just an issue I have been tangling with other people for years.
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October 4, 2003, 23:33
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Originally posted by Kirnwaffen
PS: Yes, I realize the quote wasn't serious, but it just worked so well...
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Because it's TRUE! Come on, admit it, you're only human. You'd KILL anyone who touches her.
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October 4, 2003, 23:37
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You'd KILL anyone who touches her.
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Yes, even I have to admit that I feel that way.
Especially when it's some drunk bozo in a bar.
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October 4, 2003, 23:54
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BTW, pelvic muscle training has a significance far beyond post-natal issues, and not only for women either
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You're preaching to the choir, Eurocom.
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October 5, 2003, 00:09
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Originally posted by Dr Strangelove
Because it's TRUE! Come on, admit it, you're only human. You'd KILL anyone who touches her.
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I admit jealousy sometimes gets the better of me. 
If not kill, at least grevious body harm.
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October 5, 2003, 00:25
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Most importantly of all, love is a verb.
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"The greatest happiness of life is the conviction that we are loved; loved for ourselves, or rather, loved in spite of ourselves" - Victor Hugo
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October 5, 2003, 00:31
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Because it's TRUE! Come on, admit it, you're only human. You'd KILL anyone who touches her.
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ive had a "you can **** anyone you meet during relationship" relationship once. It worked out quite well and I didnt abuse the rule as much as I thought I would.
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October 5, 2003, 21:41
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How did it turn out?
I tried that, and hated the arrangement.
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October 5, 2003, 22:10
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IMO, that's not a romantic relation.
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October 6, 2003, 17:08
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Originally posted by Ben Kenobi
Yes, even I have to admit that I feel that way.
Especially when it's some drunk bozo in a bar.
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Maybe she'd be impressed if you just started fight with the bozo.
Unless she could kick his a55 herself - then I don't know what you should do. Maybe kick your own a55 and go for sympathy.
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October 6, 2003, 17:14
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Jealousy is a sill emotion that stems from a lack of trust, and more a sign that what is being felt is lust and not love.
Love is given, lust is received.
Thus, jealousy is a feeling begotten from selfishness.
If one is less selfish with their love towards their lover then there would be no jealousy.
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October 6, 2003, 18:31
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Maybe she'd be impressed if you just started fight with the bozo.
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There are other ways to discourage someone. I actually did not react until I saw her feeling uncomfortable. I looked over while we were dancing in a club, and saw the bozo grab her by the shoulder.
He was totally drunk, falling over himself. I just stepped in, and he got the drift.
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Unless she could kick his a55 herself - then I don't know what you should do.
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 Thanks for the image st. swithin.
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Jealousy is a sill emotion that stems from a lack of trust, and more a sign that what is being felt is lust and not love.
Love is given, lust is received.
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Agreed. Something I have to work on, since I do have trust issues from my first girlfriend who cheated on me.
"Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy...
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October 17, 2003, 15:54
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...Love is not blind. It seeks to heal, it causes pain, it will drive a man insane."
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October 17, 2003, 19:20
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isn't that a line from bbc coupling? first series episode... i think...
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October 17, 2003, 20:57
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If it is I'm ashamed I didn't notice. That series is one of the funniest things I've seen in ages 
Love is... oh I dunno, I just know I am 
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October 17, 2003, 22:07
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"Just whisper those three magic words that make me lose all control..."
"No prenuptial agreemMMNHHH!"
Billy Gates is a lucky guy.
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October 18, 2003, 18:16
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found it. (i'd downloaded all three series off bittorrent.)
series 1, episode 4, "inferno".
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2.23: Jane: Maybe tidying is true love.
2.26: Sally: Nah... oral sex.
2.28: Susan: Yeah, when you're still doing it without preconditions.
2.31: Jane: You do oral sex without preconditions?
2.34: Susan: Sure.
2.34: Sally: Absolutely.
2.35: Jane: Well, how do you get anything done around the house?
2.40: Susan: You get a man in.
2.41: Jane: You know, I think I've always misunderstood that phrase.
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October 18, 2003, 19:11
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...the answer to self-destruction over self-improvement.
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