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Pretty much like now, only trashier
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Singing "I'm A Slave 4 U" for rapidly middle-aging former fans
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Playboy centerfold
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Two words: Bruce Spears
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Ted Striker's personal love slave
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The best Democratic hope to defeat incumbent president Mathers
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Dead in a cellular funk explosion
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Desperately trying to revive her career by frenching Lourdes, um, Madonnasdaughter on VMA
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Apolyton moderator
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Banana
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September 15, 2003, 10:52
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What's going to be Britney's future in 20 years?
The question on everyone's lips. Especially Madonna's.
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"That’s the future of the Democratic Party: providing Republicans with a number of cute (but not that bright) comfort women." - Adam Yoshida, Canada's gift to the world
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September 15, 2003, 11:02
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Soft porn on cable TV.
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Japher: "crap, did I just post in this thread?"
"Bloody hell, Lefty.....number one in my list of persons I have no intention of annoying, ever." Bugs ****ing Bunny
From a 6th grader who readily adpated to internet culture: "Pay attention now, because your opinions suck"
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September 15, 2003, 11:04
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Home cooking show.
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September 15, 2003, 11:14
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Exiled to Alaska
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Visit First Cultural Industries
There are reasons why I believe mankind should live in cities and let nature reclaim all the villages with the exception of a few we keep on display as horrific reminders of rural life.-Starchild
Meat eating and the dominance and force projected over animals that is acompanies it is a gateway or parallel to other prejudiced beliefs such as classism, misogyny, and even racism. -General Ludd
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September 15, 2003, 11:16
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Britney who?
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"All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as being self-evident." - Schopenhauer
In GAIS we trust!
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September 15, 2003, 11:33
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Marrying for the fourth time.
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September 15, 2003, 11:40
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She will be trying unsuccesfully to get child support money from me.... 
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September 15, 2003, 11:52
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Still a virgin
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So get your Naomi Klein books and move it or I'll seriously bash your faces in - Supercitizen to stupid students
Lord know, I've made some judgement errors as a mod here. The fact that most of you are still allowed to post here is proof of that. - Rah
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September 15, 2003, 11:59
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drug overdose in a few years...
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September 15, 2003, 13:15
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who?
she's already faded from popularity. I suspect she will become a crack whore and/or a porn star
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Focus, discipline
Barack Obama- the antichrist
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September 15, 2003, 14:53
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Hope she works my block.
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September 15, 2003, 14:57
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She'll be begging for you to donate money to starving African kids... Of course she'll be larger than Sally Struthers, but that won't stop her from wearing spandex... 
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September 15, 2003, 16:22
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Geez, thanks for the visual.
I bet she and Jlo get together and form a new girl group that focuses on their virtuosi singing ability.
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September 15, 2003, 17:03
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"Chiuauas in Heat"?
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September 16, 2003, 15:32
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Nice one.
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September 16, 2003, 16:07
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She wouldn't run as a Democrat. She's a conservative
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"I predict your ignore will rival Ben's" - Ecofarm
^ The Poly equivalent of:
"I hope you can see this 'cause I'm [flipping you off] as hard as I can" - Ignignokt the Mooninite
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September 16, 2003, 16:14
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She'll be a gubernatorial candidate in California.
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September 16, 2003, 22:45
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"Let the People know the facts and the country will be saved." Abraham Lincoln
Mis Novias
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September 16, 2003, 23:11
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I know Ted wants that Playboy shoot .
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“I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
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September 16, 2003, 23:18
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Hell yeah.
I'd get that ish FRAMED
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"Let the People know the facts and the country will be saved." Abraham Lincoln
Mis Novias
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September 16, 2003, 23:18
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Hit it Ted!!!
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God... I have to agree with Asher ;) -Ming - Asher gets it :b: -Ming
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September 16, 2003, 23:18
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Hit a magazine? Damn, your bad, Plato  .
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“I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
- John 13:34-35 (NRSV)
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September 16, 2003, 23:19
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People are screeming for consistency, but it ain't gonna happen from me. -rah
God... I have to agree with Asher ;) -Ming - Asher gets it :b: -Ming
Troll on dope is like a moose on the loose - Grandpa Troll
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September 16, 2003, 23:24
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I'm prodicting that in 20 years she's fat, pregnant and divorced.
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Christianity is the belief in a cosmic Jewish zombie who can give us eternal life if we symbolically eat his flesh and blood and telepathically tell him that we accept him as our lord and master so he can remove an evil force present in all humanity because a woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from an apple tree.
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September 16, 2003, 23:54
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KH FOR OWNER!
ASHER FOR CEO!!
GUYNEMER FOR OT MOD!!!
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September 17, 2003, 00:24
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She comes out as a lesbian.
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STFU and then GTFO!
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September 17, 2003, 02:15
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Judge on American Idol; Hollywood Square (but not center square).
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"If crime fighters fight crime, and firefighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight?"— George Carlin
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September 17, 2003, 02:23
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She comes out as a lesbian.
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Damn. Almost anyone else and I could have replied with "You wish."
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I'm building a wagon! On some other part of the internets, obviously (but not that other site).
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September 17, 2003, 02:42
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Oh, and she will be in rehab / ODed in the streets or otherwise too poor to get any drugs.
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I'm building a wagon! On some other part of the internets, obviously (but not that other site).
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One of Gary Coleman's sedan chair slaves.
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