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Old September 16, 2003, 08:49   #1
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There's Old, And Then There's Tuberski
Tubs, well to put it gently, has reached his Golden Years.

To put it not so gently, WHAT A DAMNED FOSSIL !

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Old September 16, 2003, 08:51   #2
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Old September 16, 2003, 09:15   #3
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dammit slow, what time do you wake up to do these?

feliz cumpleanos Tuberski.
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Old September 16, 2003, 09:17   #4
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Old September 16, 2003, 09:38   #7
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The thing is, if you cut open one of Tuberski's legs, there would be a remarkable resemblance.


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Tubs is not as old as Lefty, though
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Old September 16, 2003, 11:41   #13
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Tubs is not as old as Lefty, though
I don't know for sure, but I think Lefty is just a little younger than the universe.
Maybe not though. Close call.
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'but seriously i hope i look that good when i get to 100'

happy b-day dude
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anyone no Sloww's birthday? Or how old he is? he is always doing these threads and I wonder if it is for attention or if it's because he is so ancient that he likes to see people "catching up" to him in years...
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Old September 16, 2003, 15:33   #19
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Here's Tub's during his Air Force days.
(My current avatar.)
Yes, I know. Resembles Harrison. Related maybe ?

If Tubby looked like this then, you can imagine now.


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I'm telling you. Tuberski is so old he's crusty.

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Thanks guys!

Sloww: your so old that your sweat is classified as a fossil fuel......



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Happy birthday, Tube!

Didja hear that Opus is coming back?
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Old September 16, 2003, 18:33   #27
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Must just be a delated gift for Tubs

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Happy birthday, Tube!

Didja hear that Opus is coming back?
Yeah, I saw your thread, imagine Opus coming back for my birthday!

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To make it better, somehow, the alleged oldest woman in the world turned 116 today in Japan.
Decrepit, like all else, is a relative term.
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To make it better, somehow, the alleged oldest woman in the world turned 116 today in Japan.
Decrepit, like all else, is a relative term.
As a matter of fact I do feel better!



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