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I've Decided I'm Moving To Sweden.
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September 19, 2003, 16:16
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Both she and her crack head sister have boyfriends. The lucky ****s. 
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September 19, 2003, 16:18
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Isn't Sweden's monarchy in line from Bernadotte?
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September 19, 2003, 16:23
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King
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We have nice beer and healthy spas too...
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September 19, 2003, 16:26
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If you get invited to the Nobel Price festivities...
Duck tape have a lot of applications - her is one:
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September 19, 2003, 16:28
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Well Sloww... the minute I saw the title of this thread... I had to look. Because I just knew it had to include a shot of some pretty babe
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September 19, 2003, 16:29
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Did you know that her sister Crown Princess Víctoria lived for 3 years in Stamford, CT? I visited that town 5 years ago and decided it was scum of earth.  
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September 19, 2003, 16:35
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That's the only real problem with the U.S. of A. as far as I can see.
No decent looking women in the Palace, I mean White House, since Jackie Kennedy.
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September 19, 2003, 16:38
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I'll find Zara Philips pics when I get back WIth so many members of royal families, most countries are bound to have one good looking one. But the question is, do you go for an unattractive one, just for the title?
Would you get with an unattractive royal female?
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September 19, 2003, 16:39
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Sloww, you never stop surprisíng me... in good ways or bad!
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September 19, 2003, 16:42
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Originally posted by Drogue
I'll find Zara Philips pics when I get back WIth so many members of royal families, most countries are bound to have one good looking one. But the question is, do you go for an unattractive one, just for the title?
Would you get with an unattractive royal female?
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There are no unattractive members of the royal family of Sweden. At least not the King, Queen and their kids. The royal kids are all top-ranking babes among their age and gender.
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September 19, 2003, 16:50
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New Royalty
If things work out, California could have a porn actress for governor.
http://www.marycareyforgovernor.com
Does that mean Sloww will move here?
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September 19, 2003, 16:53
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Originally posted by Chemical Ollie
If you get invited to the Nobel Price festivities...
Duck tape have a lot of applications - her is one:
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Duck tape might be holding them up. They seem to defy gravity.
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September 19, 2003, 17:00
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Originally posted by Drogue
I'll find Zara Philips pics when I get back WIth so many members of royal families, most countries are bound to have one good looking one. But the question is, do you go for an unattractive one, just for the title?
Would you get with an unattractive royal female?
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I could never do that. Photographers are always taking pictures of royals and who's dating them so my cover would be blown sooner or later. Everyone knows that if you're going to screw an ugly chick there can't be any photographic evidence so you can deny everything later. 
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September 19, 2003, 17:01
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Duh, excuse my bad spelling this late at friday night. You got it right, anyway.
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September 19, 2003, 17:01
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Re: New Royalty
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Originally posted by pchang
If things work out, California could have a porn actress for governor.
http://www.marycareyforgovernor.com
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Her web site says that if you contribute $5,000 you get a date with Carrie the porn actress. For five large I better be getting more then a date. 
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Christianity is the belief in a cosmic Jewish zombie who can give us eternal life if we symbolically eat his flesh and blood and telepathically tell him that we accept him as our lord and master so he can remove an evil force present in all humanity because a woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from an apple tree.
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September 19, 2003, 17:03
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Date
I think the meaning of "Date" is different in the sex industry than in general society. At least that's the way it seems on Cops.
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September 19, 2003, 17:07
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King
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Bah, she's nothing special.
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September 19, 2003, 17:08
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What does Democrat candidate Larry Flynt request for having a date with a female voter?
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September 19, 2003, 17:09
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Originally posted by monkspider
Bah, she's nothing special.
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No one is special to a communist, huh? Except comrade Stalin...
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September 19, 2003, 17:09
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September 19, 2003, 17:10
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Re: New Royalty
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Originally posted by pchang
If things work out, California could have a porn actress for governor.
http://www.marycareyforgovernor.com
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Ddddddaammmmnnn.
FfffFOX!
(as Sloww drools all over his shirt front)
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September 19, 2003, 17:12
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King
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Hmmm - whaqt a doll! and a cokenose, to boot!
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September 19, 2003, 17:20
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Deity
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Originally posted by monkspider
Bah, she's nothing special.
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ARE YOU ON CRACK?
Sure, she's a whore who'll screw any guy the director pays her to screw and she's had loads of plastic surgury but damn if she isn't a little hottie. :drool:
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September 19, 2003, 17:23
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Not plastic surgery. The King would never let her do that, he's very conservative. It's only duck tape pushing them up.
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September 19, 2003, 17:29
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ARE YOU ON CRACK?
Sure, she's a whore who'll screw any guy the director pays her to screw and she's had loads of plastic surgury but damn if she isn't a little hottie. :drool:
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She just looks like the proverbial "average girl on the street" to me. She's not bad or anything, she just doesn't strike me as notably attractive. I would rate her 5 or 6 out of 10.
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September 19, 2003, 17:29
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She has an interesting campaign plateform. She wants to tax women who get breat implants and she is proposing a "porn of pistols" program where gang members would exchange their guns for tapes of her porn movies. 
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September 19, 2003, 17:31
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Originally posted by monkspider
She just looks like the proverbial "average girl on the street" to me. She's not bad or anything, she just doesn't strike me as notably attractive. I would rate her 5 or 6 out of 10.
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Ahh, ok my mistake. I thought you were talking about the porn actress and not the Princess. The princess is rather nice but not any where near as hot as the Carrie Cherry.
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Not plastic surgery. The King would never let her do that, he's very conservative. It's only duck tape pushing them up.
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I was talking about the porn actress who's running for governor of California. She's a hottie but dumb as a rock and she has less then 1% in the recent polls. Even an untra conservative like Tom McCintock can get 18%.
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September 19, 2003, 17:36
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Originally posted by monkspider
She just looks like the proverbial "average girl on the street" to me.
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Which street is this? 
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September 19, 2003, 17:36
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Originally posted by monkspider Bah, she's nothing special.
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Normally, I am not known for going with the crowd, but in this case, I have to say:
you are a dipshit.
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