September 20, 2003, 00:11
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ASCII Art
This one was in response to general IRC debauchary on "Pirate Day" - our channel's fair ship:
~ASCII ART OF THE TUMULTUOUS TIDES~
Hyar be ow’r fine Pirates vessel, the Veiny, Purple Headed Warrior. Note the purple head of justice up front, and even the flag of “death and general villanry” up top the mast!
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September 20, 2003, 00:11
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Hyar he be, standing at attention for duty and subsequently lancing the doomed Queen’s vessel; the Wet Flower:
Methinks I hath just regained my virginity eight times ov’r from creating these helpful depictions. Tis’ time for a trip to the brothels of Siam, lads!!! YARRGHH
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September 20, 2003, 00:12
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Can YOU beat ME at the art of ASCII? I dare you, I DARE YOU
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September 20, 2003, 00:14
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no
I don't think I could
that is very good
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September 20, 2003, 00:16
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Oh really. Oh REALLY???
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September 20, 2003, 00:18
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Why does the other ship's mast look like female genitalia and the harpoon like male genitalia? 
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September 20, 2003, 00:19
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@--}---
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September 20, 2003, 00:20
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Why does everything have to be sexually linked for you Freudian weirdos?
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September 20, 2003, 00:21
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Originally posted by St Leo
Why does the other ship's mast look like female genitalia and the harpoon like male genitalia?
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Gee, I wonder? 
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September 20, 2003, 00:23
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Two freshly baked donuts, side by side:
( o Y o )
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September 20, 2003, 00:24
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September 20, 2003, 00:26
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Yikes... do those warm, tasty looking donuts make anyone else thirst for a tall glass of milk?
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September 20, 2003, 00:27
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SPAM Shark!
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September 20, 2003, 00:29
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Yarr, it only be Talk Like a Pirate day for'n thirty more minutes. Spend yarr time wisely.
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September 20, 2003, 00:30
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ARR! SPAM SHARRRRRK
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September 20, 2003, 00:35
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Avast, ye mateys, such spammin' is to get this thread closed before we can even begin tha plunderin! Hold yeselfs with some restraint!
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September 20, 2003, 00:35
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What's restraint?
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September 20, 2003, 00:37
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Shiver me timbers, I never seen such a lootin' pirate in me life. Go swab the poop deck.
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September 20, 2003, 00:37
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Oh look- Chegitz has caught on to the game of "Try to be Zylka" some several months after Sava himself did so (and a lot worse than him, at that!)
Here's a special bit of ASCII for you:
/[YOUSUCK]\
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September 20, 2003, 00:39
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Zylka's the only poop pirate around here.
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September 20, 2003, 00:39
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Yarr, no one can beat ye original Zylka, for the lootin' of the high spams is a bad job filled with mods and reports at every turn. And a Gator advertisement might throw itself at ye, too!
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September 20, 2003, 00:45
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There can be only one zylka
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September 20, 2003, 00:59
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YARRRR, THAR BE 7 MINUTES LEFT OF PIRATE DAY
Anyone ka-yer to join me in one last syphillis ridden raping?
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September 20, 2003, 01:02
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not really into raping
and hopefully I don't have syphillis
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September 20, 2003, 01:14
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Yarr, talk like a pirate day be over already. Well, maybe next year, yarr....
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September 20, 2003, 01:15
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It was over awhile ago according to EST
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September 20, 2003, 02:46
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Well, if you want to be that way, Pirate Day has been over for almost 16 hours here...
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September 20, 2003, 02:49
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(^) ^^ (^)
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September 20, 2003, 03:52
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zylka 
donut "pic"
zylka, can you draw the battle of Bismarck and Hood in ASCII? 
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September 20, 2003, 03:55
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zylka, can you draw the battle of Bismarck and Hood in ASCII?
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How do you make a giant explosion in ASCII? 
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