Palace Ugrade Strategy

Asmodeus · September 22, 2003, 08:41

We have settlers settling, warriors roaming and two cities growing. It's just a question of time before the peasants (or perhaps I should say Thralls) will marvel at how well we are doing and want to build some tribute to us at the Palace!

What should we get them to build when the time comes? (and considering we've slaughtered some barbarians and are about to double the size of the Viking empire it had better be soon!!)

1) For God's sake mow that lawn, the palace gardens are a disgrace!

2) I refuse to live under a rock any longer, build me something comfortable to live in!!!!

3) What no towers??? Not even pillars???!!!! I Demand Towers!!!!!!

4) What do you mean there isn't any secret underground nuclear bunker with 20 years food supplies and modern reliable monorail system staffed by Bond film extra's in hard hats and boiler suits?

I think option 2 because it gets right parky at night!

joncnunn · September 22, 2003, 11:38

What??? No stairs up to the cave? I refuse to enter the cave until there's steps leading up to it.

ormuzd · September 22, 2003, 16:11

I'm for 2 - why would we need stairs if they lead only to a cave? And this is our Palace! It can't be a cave!

joncnunn · September 22, 2003, 16:20

I also refuse to rock climb up onto a palace that has no stairs.

Kloreep · September 22, 2003, 18:17

2. We don't want no caves!

Next put in the steps since they'll lead somewhere decent.

GhengisFarb™ · September 22, 2003, 18:22

We live in caves, its our heritage.

I vote for number 1.

G'Kar · September 22, 2003, 18:53

We need stairs. They look good and until they actually lead somewhere people can sit on them and hold court.

GhengisFarb™ · September 22, 2003, 21:03

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Originally posted by Defcon5
We need stairs. They look good and until they actually lead somewhere people can sit on them and hold court.

Try a log you progressive technology loving pansie!

What kind of Vikings are you people?

"I can't sit on a log, its all barky and uncomfortable...."

"Can't climb up that hill, we need little stair steps to help us..................."

"Come get me a cushion so I rest me weary little legs......."

How the heck are you people going to be able to help our nation bonk some heads?!

The Slayer · September 22, 2003, 21:23

No caves!!

I want option number 2

Makahlua · September 23, 2003, 08:41

#2, but what style do we want??

a) sturdy stone
b) pretty marble
c) sandstone with fancy paint
d) that weird curly roof style?

Rhothaerill · September 23, 2003, 11:06

No fancy stuff!

We're vikings.

Sturdy, blah stone all the way!

ormuzd · September 23, 2003, 12:10

"b" or "c"

Kloreep · September 23, 2003, 12:38

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Originally posted by Rhothaerill
No fancy stuff!

We're vikings.

Sturdy, blah stone all the way!

Yes, sturdy stone!

GhengisFarb™ · September 23, 2003, 17:56

Grass! We'll have someplace to graze Heidi's little goats then..........................

Panzer32 · September 23, 2003, 18:46

go stone or go home

G'Kar · September 25, 2003, 01:02

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Originally posted by Panzer32
go stone or go home

Well that's catchy, but yes we should go for sturdy European stone.

GhengisFarb™ · September 25, 2003, 11:20

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Originally posted by Panzer32
go stone or go home

Great......... Mud and Stone.............. Are we pigs or are we Vikings?

joncnunn · September 25, 2003, 11:39

Let's first have steps made of stone to cut down on the angle injuries those going up and down from the cave currently get.

Next, convert the cave into a one story palace of stone.

Then, mow the lawn.

Followed by building the palace as high as it can go.

pikesfan · September 25, 2003, 18:16

Lets have the pointy roofs instead so we can strike terror in the hearts of our enemies by impaling them on the points.

Niessuh · September 27, 2003, 06:59

Stone stairs - it's the most glorious stuff