Wanna party? I make the ding ding ding dong in your pants! Ewwww, that's sick. No we've gotta urghhhhhh THEY'RE GONNA BAN YOUR IP SOON!
They're gonna ban HIS ip....
I smell like crap.... No really, I smell awful. I have not taken a shower in months. Would you like to lick me? Would you like to block up my ports with your appendages? You know you want to! I'll make stick your firewall into my open port.
Your membership on Apolyton will be a very short one.
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"The only way to avoid being miserable is not to have enough leisure to wonder whether you are happy or not. "
--George Bernard Shaw
A fast word about oral contraception. I asked a girl to go to bed with me and she said "no".
--Woody Allen