September 22, 2003, 18:19
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Are you the master of your domain?
Or are your pets, child/children, or spouse the master(s) of the domain?
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September 22, 2003, 18:26
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The dog rules, but then the cat really has control of the dog, and my wife is the alpha dog... Really, I come last in my house. 
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September 22, 2003, 18:32
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damn -- poor guy, you . . .
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September 22, 2003, 18:34
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I don't have a home. But in my house, no-one rules. We have a happy, healthy democracy.
The cats rule really. But don't tell them that.
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September 22, 2003, 18:35
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Of course not
I'm married. Need I say more?
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September 22, 2003, 18:37
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Originally posted by Clear Skies
I don't have a home. But in my house, no-one rules. We have a happy, healthy democracy.
The cats rule really. But don't tell them that.
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Cats are the only pets that I know of, that own the owners. 
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September 22, 2003, 18:38
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All the old stories say that dogs run from the devil when he comes in disguise. Well, of course. The cats stay and bargain.
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September 22, 2003, 18:41
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King
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You've got it all wrong
Cats are the disguise
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September 22, 2003, 18:42
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:O
NOW I see!
But I didn't know the devil was black and fluffy and dribbled a lot.
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September 22, 2003, 18:43
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The way that cat is staring at you with those evil eyes . . . 
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September 22, 2003, 18:44
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I rule with an iron fist over my plants!  
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September 22, 2003, 18:44
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No, that's just his 'feed me or become food' look. He's a sweetie really.
*hides scars*
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September 22, 2003, 18:46
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Originally posted by Clear Skies
No, that's just his 'feed me or become food' look. He's a sweetie really.
*hides scars*
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heh
Bebro -- actually, I would beware the eerie silence coming from your plants. The reason that plants are so quiet, is because for thousands of years, they have been waiting to rise up against us humans.
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September 22, 2003, 18:49
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Originally posted by MrFun
Bebro -- actually, I would beware the eerie silence coming from your plants. The reason that plants are so quiet, is because for thousands of years, they have been waiting to rise up against us humans.
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  Yeah, now I think they might plan something
However, I torture them with water often, so they are scared to death 
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September 22, 2003, 18:49
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Ohno! I have cacti on my windowsill too!
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September 22, 2003, 18:56
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This is getting weird -- more and more Apolytoners are laughing at my jokes. 
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September 22, 2003, 18:57
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They just want your body.
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"Love the earth and sun and animals, despise riches, give alms to every one that asks, stand up for the stupid and crazy, devote your income and labor to others, hate tyrants, argue not concerning God, have patience and indulgence toward the people, take off your hat to nothing known or unknown . . . reexamine all you have been told at school or church or in any book, dismiss whatever insults your own soul, and your very flesh shall be a great poem and have the richest fluency" - Walt Whitman
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September 22, 2003, 18:59
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Originally posted by MrFun
This is getting weird -- more and more Apolytoners are laughing at my jokes.
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Yeah, you should do something against it
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They just want your body.
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September 22, 2003, 19:02
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I live with my fiancee.
/me says no more.
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I'm building a wagon! On some other part of the internets, obviously (but not that other site).
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September 22, 2003, 19:03
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So you don´t have anything to decide at home 
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September 22, 2003, 19:34
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No way am I master of my domain! I'm in no contest, so I have no need to be.
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September 22, 2003, 19:42
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i'm #2 in my house.
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September 22, 2003, 20:06
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Originally posted by Skanky Burns
I live with my fiancee.
* Skanky Burns says no more.
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Oh come on -- tell us in detail how you are shackled at home.
And Uber, who is numero uno?
And Bebro is scaring me with his whispering . . .
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September 22, 2003, 20:24
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Originally posted by monolith94
No way am I master of my domain! I'm in no contest, so I have no need to be.
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I'm surprised it took someone this long to make a Seinfeld reference.
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September 22, 2003, 20:39
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Democracy.
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September 22, 2003, 20:40
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I jerk off all the time. err wait, we aren't talking about that domain.
well in that case, I am master of my domain
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September 22, 2003, 22:33
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Originally posted by Dissident
I jerk off all the time. err wait, we aren't talking about that domain.
well in that case, I am master of my domain
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Well, if you have plants, don't assume they're not plotting behind your back, just because they're quiet all the time.
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September 22, 2003, 23:18
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I am an eldest son.
I have long since given up any presumption at power and do as much external contracting works as I can (Driving siblings places for $, running errands for $ (pays poorly) etc.) I am master of my Car, and so I try to stay clear of my Mother's domain.
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September 23, 2003, 00:06
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I am master of the domain of my room. Nobody else can move so much as an inch in there without painfully bumping into multiple objects.
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September 23, 2003, 00:31
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But as long as they're not sharp objects, there shouldn't be any fatalities, right, gees??
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