September 23, 2003, 16:49
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Student cuts off penis and tongue after drinking hallucinogenic tea
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Student cuts off penis and tongue after drinking hallucinogenic tea
A student cut off his own penis and his tongue after drinking an infusion of the latest drugs craze to sweep Germany.
The 18-year-old, only named as Andreas W, from Halle in Germany drank a tea made with the hallucinogenic angels' trumpet plants.
His mother said: "Andreas was behaving normally the whole day until he left the house and disappeared into the garden for a couple of minutes."
When he returned to the house he was wearing a towel wrapped around him and was bleeding heavily from his mouth and between his legs.
The emergency doctor who arrived a few minutes later said the student had cut off his penis and his tongue with garden shears and it was impossible to reattach the organs.
Dr Andreas Marneros, from the local psychiatric hospital the student was admitted to, said: "Andreas will have to receive psychological help for years. Tea from Angels' Trumpets is extremely dangerous as the drug cannot be dosed."
Angels' Trumpets, known for their fragrant and trumpet shaped flowers, have increasingly become popular as an alternative drug in Germany.
Story filed: 10:45 Tuesday 23rd September 2003
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Remember, kids, WINNERS DON'T USE DRUGS.
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September 23, 2003, 16:54
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Well, at least he filtered himself out of the gene pool.
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September 23, 2003, 16:57
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As bad as that would be with straight mind, under the influence of an hallucinogen it would be, well, even worse.
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September 23, 2003, 16:59
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Drugs don't use weinners either, apparently.
See kiddies, this is why you never use hallucenagenics while alone.
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September 23, 2003, 17:06
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I like that disclaimer. "While alone."
Certainly stern. 
But true. 
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September 23, 2003, 17:24
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Hmmm...
so his first name is Andreas.... reminds me of a certain someone...
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September 23, 2003, 17:26
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September 23, 2003, 17:27
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Man...I hope it isn't you-know-who.
Andreas...still intact, man?
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September 23, 2003, 17:30
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Ouch.
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September 23, 2003, 18:45
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All we should have to do is tell teenagers that crack makes your schlong fall off. Voila, drug problem disappears!
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September 23, 2003, 18:53
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Crack?
You need some hallucinogens, Mitchell.
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September 23, 2003, 18:55
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That suks
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September 23, 2003, 19:09
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Andreas V?  We have an Andreas V here
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September 23, 2003, 19:09
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Originally posted by mrmitchell
All we should have to do is tell teenagers that crack makes your schlong fall off. Voila, drug problem disappears!
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Too true...
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September 23, 2003, 19:14
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Originally posted by Provost Harrison
Andreas V? We have an Andreas V here
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But this guy is Andrea now.
Idiot for cutting out his tongue. What's he going to do when someone in the changing rooms asks where his **** is?
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September 23, 2003, 19:45
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New slogan for the US Gov't:
"This is your d!ck. This is your d!ck on drugs."
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September 23, 2003, 21:02
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Man gorges himself to death on cake and ice cream - kids, don't eat cake and ice cream.
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September 23, 2003, 21:19
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Originally posted by Berzerker
Man gorges himself to death on cake and ice cream - kids, don't eat cake and ice cream.
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Link please?
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September 23, 2003, 21:20
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Hey, what the heck. The doctor is named Andreas too.
Is everyone in germany named Andreas?
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September 23, 2003, 21:25
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Yes, they're changing it's name to Andmany.
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September 23, 2003, 21:26
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Too bad the kid screwed up his life for a cheap high.
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September 24, 2003, 00:00
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Originally posted by Lincoln
Too bad the kid screwed up his life for a cheap high.
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Technically, Lincoln, he did it because of a cheap high, not for one.
I betcha he was flipping out on the words of Paul, if your eye sins against God, pluck it out, if your hand sins against God, cut it off. Religion and hallucinagins do NOT mix. While you may see God, he may tell you to do something horrible, and since you're suggestable, you'll do it.
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September 24, 2003, 00:29
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As someone in another (german) board mentioned:
Now he is twofold impotent
At least he didn´t cut off his fingers, too
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September 24, 2003, 01:44
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whoa.
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September 24, 2003, 03:47
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Under the circumstance I guess a Darwin award might be in order...
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September 24, 2003, 06:06
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Re: Student cuts off penis and tongue after drinking hallucinogenic tea
And so the student has become the master.
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But he touched it too much!
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September 24, 2003, 06:08
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Originally posted by OzzyKP
New slogan for the US Gov't:
"This is your d!ck. This is your d!ck on drugs."
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And this is your d!ck on the garden path.
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He's got the Midas touch.
But he touched it too much!
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September 24, 2003, 07:38
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Originally posted by Japher
That suks
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Not anymore i't don't !!!
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September 24, 2003, 07:43
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Winners don't need drugs.
And...
Losers don't need wieners, eh?
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September 24, 2003, 10:02
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i don't really pity that foo'.
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