September 24, 2003, 10:06
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How come teenagers are so incredibly stupid sometimes?
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Im not sure what Baruk Khazad is , but if they speak Judeo-Dwarvish, that would be "blessed are the dwarves" - lord of the mark
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September 24, 2003, 10:08
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Originally posted by Tattila the Hun
Winners don't need drugs.
And...
Losers don't need wieners, eh?
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I already said that.
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September 24, 2003, 15:17
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Some of the highlights of Datura usage:-
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The centers for disease and poison control state that 89% of all Datura usage results in poisoning. Whether they meant that the person hallucinated or became ill, I don't know. It would seem, however, that Datura is a VERY dangerous plant.
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6 b1) Entering the Experience
Entering the experience is not really noticeable. That is one of the strange (albeit powerful) effects of the drug. One never really knows they are hallucinating. Everything actually seems real.
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6 b2) Peak of Experience
A stuporous, hazey high is felt, and everything seems almost normal. After a while, either you get used to the feeling and don't notice it any more, or it fades (again, I cant tell, and I don't know anyone who can tell either), and it seems you are sober (between 6 and 8 hours in). After that, things either get scary or very interesting. Auditory hallucinations abound, although I don't know whether the brain comes up with an image, also, of someone talking to you, or a source for the noise. Visual hallucinations are less common, and equally as real.
Keep in mind, these are full-blown hallucinations, with no way to tell whether they are real or not.
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b4) Physical Effects of Datura on the Body
Pupil Dilation
Atropine has long been a chemical known to dilate the pupils, with effects lasting from as little as 6 hours to 3 weeks.
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Atropine, as in the legal hospital drug, is one of the componants of Datura.
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Since the user (the recreational user, mind you) will be in a delerium for as much as three days, it's important to plan out things to do during that time period.
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From www.erowid.com
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September 24, 2003, 16:21
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We're playing around with atropine and effects on cardiovascular sys in my Bio lab this week.
FUN!
P.S I believe Atropine is what they give to GIs for vaccination agst certain chem weapons.
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September 24, 2003, 16:26
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I just thought of a funny joke 
Winners don't need drugs.
or
Losers don't need wieners
 
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September 24, 2003, 16:46
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Dammit! You shouldn't be able to cheat your way into the Darwin awards! 
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September 24, 2003, 17:58
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That's only the third time in this thread that this joke has been made.
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Im not sure what Baruk Khazad is , but if they speak Judeo-Dwarvish, that would be "blessed are the dwarves" - lord of the mark
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September 24, 2003, 17:59
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That's only the third time in this thread that this joke has been made.
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I know, I was just picking on che 
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September 24, 2003, 18:01
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Drugs are bad, m'kay?
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September 24, 2003, 18:57
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Originally posted by elijah
Dammit! You shouldn't be able to cheat your way into the Darwin awards!
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Yep, he is just a cheater like this other guy,
who wanted to wash his Balls in a Golf Ball Washing Machine.
They got stuck and he went unconscious almost at once of the severe Pains this caused, fell to the Ground, and his Balls, still stuck in the Machine were torn off.
Not only he wasn´t able to reproduce anymoe (luckily he hedn´t kids at this tme), but he was also suspended from the Golf-Club (along with his friends who suported him to do it, AFAIK it was some kind of Bet )
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September 24, 2003, 19:07
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But the sign on it clearly said "Ball Washer", right?
Why didn't he sue?
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September 25, 2003, 05:33
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but it hurts so much now... 
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September 25, 2003, 09:29
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you know, since this happened, the only thing that might make his life bearable are those hallucinogens that he was drinking.
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September 25, 2003, 10:06
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man. what is it with those euros?
Man accidentally saws penis into six pieces
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A coffinmaker who accidentally sawed his penis into six pieces is one of a number of Russians treated in a special clinic.
Emergency Care for Men only treats injuries to the male genitals and has been nominated for an award.
The coffinmaker was rushed into hospital after his circular saw got caught up in his trousers. His penis is now fully functioning.
Other cases include men who have had their penises bitten off by wives, lovers and dogs.
Emergency Care for Men was established at a Moscow hospital in 1999 and now stands to win the Prizvaniye Prize.
Professor Pyotr Shcheplev set up the department to develop the field of andrology, which focuses on the study of the male genitals, according to The Moscow Times
He sums up his mission, saying: "If a penis has some defect, it is a big psychological blow. It's a man's dignity."
The centre plans to hold seminars for doctors and emergency service workers to help increase their awareness of the injuries particular to men.
The winner of the Prizvaniye Prize is to be announced in June and will be awarded the equivalent of £6,871. Emergency Care for Men is one of seven nominees.
Story filed: 12:37 Tuesday 13th March 2001
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September 25, 2003, 12:06
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1. Rooskies are not Euros.
2. His name's Andreas W, not Andreas V
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September 25, 2003, 12:14
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rooskies aren't euros? well the sure as heck aren't asians.
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September 25, 2003, 12:15
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When Americans talk about euros they refer to West Europeans.
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September 25, 2003, 12:20
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Originally posted by Q Cubed
rooskies aren't euros? well the sure as heck aren't asians.
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Of course they are Asiens, Russia is at least in Parts considered to be Part of Central/Western Asia.
It is difficult to draw bordrs from the European to the Asian Continent, but most (or even all?) Maps see Russia as Part of the Asian Continent
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- applications programmers' saying
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September 25, 2003, 12:43
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After googling a bit,
I can now say, that it is more exactly the City of Perm which seems to be at the Border between Asia and Europe.
So, if you live East of Perm you´re just an Asian and if you live est of it you can be considered to be part of those enlightened beings called Europeans
If those Incidents really happened around Moscow, I have to admit, that Enlightenmend seems to involves, that sometimes people cut off their own Penis
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Applications programming is a race between software engineers, who strive to produce idiot-proof programs, and the Universe which strives to produce bigger idiots. - software engineers' saying
So far, the Universe is winning.
- applications programmers' saying
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September 25, 2003, 12:51
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Ural mountains are. The line German soldiers never reached.
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September 25, 2003, 14:43
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Originally posted by Zero
We're playing around with atropine and effects on cardiovascular sys in my Bio lab this week.
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P.S I believe Atropine is what they give to GIs for vaccination agst certain chem weapons.
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You use an auto-atropine injector at the first signs of the effects of nerve agents. Dont be slow though or you're dead.
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September 28, 2003, 03:30
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think of all the money he will save not having to spend money on women.
this guy will be very rich. I feel no sympathy for him
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