September 23, 2003, 20:33
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Are You A Metrosexual?
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"One day if I do go to heaven, I'm going to do what every San Franciscan does who goes to heaven - I'll look around and say, 'It ain't bad, but it ain't San Francisco.'" - Herb Caen, 1996
"If God, as they say, is homophobic, I wouldn't worship that God." - Archbishop Desmond Tutu
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September 23, 2003, 20:37
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Just answer me, is this "Will you drive anywher in a metro area to have sex?"
I don't need to take a stinking test to answer that one. 
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Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
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September 23, 2003, 20:39
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By the way, I scored 11 out of 12 - I got question #6 wrong - but please I'm of Wyandot descent (Native American) I don't have any excess body hair! 
 I still think this quiz could also be used as "Are You A Homosexual?" 
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"One day if I do go to heaven, I'm going to do what every San Franciscan does who goes to heaven - I'll look around and say, 'It ain't bad, but it ain't San Francisco.'" - Herb Caen, 1996
"If God, as they say, is homophobic, I wouldn't worship that God." - Archbishop Desmond Tutu
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September 23, 2003, 20:39
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3/12
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"I'm moving to the Left" - Lancer
"I imagine the neighbors on your right are estatic." - Slowwhand
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September 23, 2003, 20:40
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 Interesting twist Sloww, but alas, no it isn't.
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"One day if I do go to heaven, I'm going to do what every San Franciscan does who goes to heaven - I'll look around and say, 'It ain't bad, but it ain't San Francisco.'" - Herb Caen, 1996
"If God, as they say, is homophobic, I wouldn't worship that God." - Archbishop Desmond Tutu
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September 23, 2003, 20:41
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I read as far as this:
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Are you a man who enjoys shopping, snappy shoes and a crisply starched buttondown? Have you ever frosted your hair or bought a pair of low rise bootcuts? Do you prefer a good martini over a sudsy draft? Get with it hipsters, you may be a metrosexual.
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And can safely say that I'd score in the negatives.
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Rethink Refuse Reduce Reuse
Do It Ourselves
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September 23, 2003, 20:41
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Crap. 
You answered 2 questions correctly out of a possible 12 questions.
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September 23, 2003, 20:44
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Oh, RAH.
Check it out.
7) How much do you spend on a haircut?
58.1% $10-$20
16.1% My buddy does it for nothing
14.1% $20-30
6.5% The barber school down the street will do it for $5
5.3% Correct Answer: $40 or more
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Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
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September 23, 2003, 20:53
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2/12.
It's the hair and the eyebrows.
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"I wrote a song about dental floss but did anyone's teeth get cleaner?" -Frank Zappa
"A thing moderately good is not so good as it ought to be. Moderation in temper is always a virtue, but moderation in principle is always a vice."- Thomas Paine
"I'll let you be in my dream if I can be in yours." -Bob Dylan
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September 23, 2003, 20:55
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Ditto.
Of late, my eyebrows have a mind of their own, and they need a strait-jacket.
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September 23, 2003, 21:00
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2/12 "right"
Apparently I'm as much a man as slowwhand. Yeeeeehaw!
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"mono has crazy flow and can rhyme words that shouldn't, like Eminem"
Drake Tungsten
"get contacts, get a haircut, get better clothes, and lose some weight"
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September 23, 2003, 21:11
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Only because of the questions.
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Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
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September 23, 2003, 21:13
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Alright, let's decide who has more manliness right now, you lay down the conditions.
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"mono has crazy flow and can rhyme words that shouldn't, like Eminem"
Drake Tungsten
"get contacts, get a haircut, get better clothes, and lose some weight"
Albert Speer
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September 23, 2003, 21:14
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Hey, if it's effeminate to take pre-emptive action against The Unibrow, well then, by golly, I'm effeminate!
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"I wrote a song about dental floss but did anyone's teeth get cleaner?" -Frank Zappa
"A thing moderately good is not so good as it ought to be. Moderation in temper is always a virtue, but moderation in principle is always a vice."- Thomas Paine
"I'll let you be in my dream if I can be in yours." -Bob Dylan
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September 23, 2003, 21:15
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You answered 0 questions correctly out of a possible 12 questions.
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Amazing.
(I guess I'm more a man than Slowwhand than? )
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meet the new boss, same as the old boss
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September 23, 2003, 21:20
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No, it makes you a liar.
Snap!
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"mono has crazy flow and can rhyme words that shouldn't, like Eminem"
Drake Tungsten
"get contacts, get a haircut, get better clothes, and lose some weight"
Albert Speer
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September 23, 2003, 21:25
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No really! I answered all of them honestly, I swear!
(What, you mean you ever thought of me as 'enjoying shopping, etc.' anyways?  )
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meet the new boss, same as the old boss
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September 23, 2003, 21:29
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5/12
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September 23, 2003, 21:57
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September 23, 2003, 22:15
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1/10
A monobrow isn't a good look.
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I'm building a wagon! On some other part of the internets, obviously (but not that other site).
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September 23, 2003, 22:18
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2/12.
I didn't realize only sex machines read old classic.:P
Geek power!
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September 23, 2003, 22:19
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1/10
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- John 13:34-35 (NRSV)
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September 23, 2003, 23:06
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I answered two out of twelve correctly . . .
but then again, I'm originally from eastern Iowa.
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STFU and then GTFO!
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September 23, 2003, 23:34
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1/12 and damn proud of it. And I only got that one due to my reading habits...
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Stop Quoting Ben
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September 23, 2003, 23:45
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1) How many times do you look in a mirror each day?
27.0%
Three times - a little mid-day peek.
24.7%
Correct Answer: At least five - get off my case.
23.1%
Twice - morning, evening.
15.4%
Once - when I wake up.
9.8%
Four times - I have uncontrollable hair.
2) Can you leave the house without putting product in your hair?
50.5%
Yes, I do it all the time
31.6%
Correct Answer: No way
17.9%
Uhh, is a baseball hat a product?
3) Do you moisturize daily?
43.1%
Occasionally, if I have a sunburn or something.
35.7%
No -- lotion is for girls.
21.2%
Correct Answer: Always -- it's a necessity!
4) Not counting sneakers, how many pairs of shoes do you own?
33.6%
Correct Answer: Gimme a second .. still counting ...
21.6%
Four
19.3%
Three
17.4%
Two
8.2%
One
5) Have you ever tweezed, waxed or trimmed your eyebrows?
47.9%
No, never
26.7%
Correct Answer: Yes, frequently. I firmly believe eyebrows should be two distinct entities.
25.4%
A couple times, for special occasions
6) Have you ever shaved/waxed your legs, chest or back?
67.7%
No, never
19.4%
Yes, a few times
12.8%
Correct Answer: Yes, I do regular maintenance
7) How much do you spend on a haircut?
58.1%
$10-$20
16.1%
My buddy does it for nothing
14.0%
$20-30
6.6%
The barber school down the street will do it for $5
5.3%
Correct Answer: $40 or more
8) Your top drawer consists mostly of ...
49.1%
Assorted boxer shorts
29.2%
Good old Hanes tighty-whities
21.7%
Correct Answer: Designer boxer briefs
9) What's the last book you picked up?
50.6%
Whatever magazine was lying around the bathroom
30.1%
A current best seller
19.3%
Correct Answer: A re-read of an old classic
10) Going shopping is ...
54.1%
A chore performed before the holidays, her birthday, etc.
26.0%
Correct Answer: A top priority
19.9%
An activity I despise
11) Best way to spend a Friday night?
48.9%
Watching the game over a large pizza and a six pack
33.6%
Dinner at T.G.I.Friday's and ninth viewing of Lord of the Rings
17.5%
Correct Answer: Catch a hot musical, then drinks at a trendy martini bar
12) How would you describe your sense of style?
59.2%
Comfy and casual
29.9%
Refined and respectable
7.4%
Correct Answer: Trend-setting hipster
3.4%
Scrubby frat boy
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September 23, 2003, 23:46
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I already know I'm not.
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September 24, 2003, 01:49
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I already know I'm not.
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The questions were kinda dumb. it's as if hetero men can only be scrubby beer drinkers or Banana Republic loving martini sippers. But, alas it is true chegitz is a lost cause.
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September 24, 2003, 02:21
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Damn. 3 out of 12. I'm 50% more gay than slowwhand.
p.s. 1st chegitz, then bunnygrrl, then me! Yay! The gang's all here! It's just like being back at the apartment on Diversey!  
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September 24, 2003, 02:29
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hail, hail the gangs all here. 
pps metrosexuals arent gay, they're str8 guys for whom bathing isnt only way they groom themselves. Think George Clooney.
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September 24, 2003, 02:29
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Sadly, 0/12.
I wish I was a metrosexual.
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