History of the World 4.0 - Page 13

deity · December 4, 2003, 02:37

And what of the Wonders?

The Serbs had five
The Egyptians and Tartars had none
The Azande had three
The English two
The Chinese two
The Indians five...

Was this significant?

Would it play a role in the end?

deity · December 4, 2003, 02:43

And what of this?

No canal? But a city!

The English

The Egyptians did warn of this tactic....

Rasputin · December 4, 2003, 09:26

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Originally posted by deity
And what of the Wonders?

The Serbs had five
The Egyptians and Tartars had none
The Azande had three
The English two
The Chinese two
The Indians five...

Was this significant?

Would it play a role in the end?

YES , soon to see worlds reaction to the greed of others ... Stealing our womders !!!!!

Rasputin · December 4, 2003, 09:27

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Originally posted by deity
And what of this?

No canal? But a city!

The English

The Egyptians did warn of this tactic....

and no one cared back when i informed the world either... so too late,,,,

OzzyKP · December 4, 2003, 13:06

William Pitt is interupted during his afternoon tea by a midlevel English diplomat.

"Sir, the Azande have approached us to request building rights in North America."
"What? Eastern North America is ours, granted to us by God himself. What specifically do they want?"
"Just one city on the island of New Foundland. They said they need a presence in the north and it will only help us in the long run."
"Hmmm, I wonder what that means..."
"I'm not sure sir, they have a 'presence' nearly everywhere in the world. A nation of small island kingdoms scattered around the globe. Quite puzzling to me sir."
"Yes quite. Though with a city so close to our American mainland, and in truth not far from our European mainland it could prove dangerous for us were relations ever to sour with the Azande. That could be used as a base from which to launch attacks on British soil."
"But sir, the Azande have been our friends for thousands of years, why would they possibly want to attack us?"
"Why would they possibly want a 'presence' in the north?"
"Hmm, good question."
"This offer will require much thought..."
"What is that noise? Oh God..."

Frank Johnson · December 4, 2003, 13:57

The army and the navy met to discuss their goals for the next year.

The army yeilds to listen to the prosoals of the navy. Please give us your suggestions for military targets.

The navy suggests the following:

* Defend San Francisco
* Colonize Celebes
* Colonize Sumatra

The army disagrees with a few of your proposals. We have made 3 plans of attack, which one would you like to hear?:

* Defend San Francisco
* Attack Kosovo
* Attack New Guniene

* Defend San Francisco
* Attack Kosovo
* Colonize Celebes

* Defend San Francisco
* Colonize Celebes
* Attack Aztecia

We understand that these plans would not be carried out unless an offical declaration of war is made against us, however with the enemy posturing at our gates, we must assume his intentions are not peaceful.

Very well, we will listen to your 3rd plan...

OzzyKP · December 4, 2003, 14:26

London Times
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920 AD

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Disaster Strikes the Colonies

The colonies are in turmoil with what appears to be an outbreak of revolution. Fighters from the rogue terrorist outfit the Sons of Liberty have taken arms against the King in a series of battles in the colonies. After years of rabblerousing by this terrorist organization, their poisonous propaganda has inflicted colonies at all levels. The King has dispatched British riflemen to the colonies to put down this pathetic rebellion.

Chief advisor William Pitt could not be reached for a comment, but this paper is certain the government will have the situation under control in short order. Loyal British subjects in Williamville and Quebec have expelled the rebels from their midst. Great victories against terrorism.

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Tax Evasion

Terrorist activity has increased over the last few years. Many colonists were encouraged to stop paying their taxes. Clearly it is selfish greed motivating these rebel groups, despite the many rich plantation owners and aristrocrats behind this movement their greed is such they refuse to pay into the common good through taxes. The common man in Britain and the kingdom suffer through their selfish greed.

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New York Tea Attack

In protest of their taxpaying civic duty Sons of Liberty terrorists assaulted a trading vessel in the New York harbor. After an unpatriotic boycott of British tea the terrorists threw the ship's cargo of tea into the water. This violent act resulted in property damage of many thousands of gold, and the ships crew were injured during the take over. Over 50 members of the outlawed Sons of Liberty participated, dressing up as Indians to disguise their identity.

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Guerilla Attack in Lexington & Concord

In response to the Tea attack, the British garrison instituted a curfew and strict gun control laws to protect the safety of the New York people. Good sources indicate the Sons of Liberty were building caches of arms. Without registering or licencing these weapons the public is put at risk of misuse of these dangerous weapons. Reports indicate even children as young as 8 have handled and used these firearms.

The danger to public health and threat of future attacks forced the hand of British authorities who moved in on a rumored stockpile of arms in the New England town of Lexington. The radical gun nuts in the area resisted, and assembled a ragtag guerilla group to assault the British officers. It is assumed the guerillas were tipped off ahead of time by a local printer named Paul Revere. He is currently being held for questioning. There was loss of life on both sides in the ensueing conflict. Not wanting any more unnecessary loss of life, the British traveled back to New York to wait for more reinforcements. The dangerous hoodlums are still at large in the countryside, still armed.

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Young Ruffians Assault Soldiers

Outside of a New York barracks, local troublemakers started a conflict with British troops garrisoned there. Two lads resisted arrest after commiting the crime of disrespecting a police officer. They ran away and other youth from the area arrived who assaulted the British troops. A crowd assembled who began to throw objects at the troops. Colonist rabblerousers claim they were just snowballs, but fearing rocks and chunks of ice the soldiers had no choice but to open fire in self-defense. Six colonists were killed including three youth and an Azande man named Crispus Attucks.

Rasputin · December 4, 2003, 22:46

The Egyptian Emporer did meet with one of their long ago allys. Discusiions wre held, mutual protection was disscussed. Forgivenss was asked for past indiscretions. a new deal was struck. A new world order was set in place, the balance of power in the world was to return.

The Treaty of Bazadine was signed....

Full detials will be revealed later.......

Rasputin · December 5, 2003, 03:48

The parties known as the Razlamic Empire of Greater Egypt and Razlamic America and the Azadine Traders and Azande Witch Doctors do herewith sign the following agreement.

1. To henceforth stake no claims on each others current territory

2. To open all avenues for trade

3. Allow passage of each others troops whenever this is ageed as being necessary for defnece of the other.

4. To setup mutual areas of protection. This being the Suez Canal and South America

5. To immediatly come to the aid of the other if any attacks on each others territory occurs

6. To make such loans or grants as is necessary to each other.

7. To establish Africa as a place for Africans only

8. To continue advancing the science of Africans to the advanced state they deserve.

Signed by Emprer Rasputin and his leaders of all Razlamic Provinces..

Governor Ahmed Muhammed of Egypt

Governor Ishmael Abrams of Asia

Governor Saddam Hussein of America

Awaiting the Azadine and Azande signatures

deity · December 5, 2003, 19:23

Everything was in slow motion. There was soft graceful movement, the tapping of drums, colourful whirls of particles gliding through the air. It was beautiful.

Lizard was a proud leader. Her destiny, however, was being written by the actions of others. At first she sensed an odour, then a form was being shaped in the dust and smoke that was swirling around the great hall in Upper Azande.

The form was only visible to Lizard. Everyone else was off the planet. It became the shape of a tall man cloaked in dark garments. She discerned a sinister voice:

"Beware, the Egyptians will attack you soon with mighty forces given by others. Azande must build strong defences and prepare for the assault. From the North I can help you... stay in my dreams... be my lizard pet...

I am not here. I do not exist."

deity · December 5, 2003, 19:35

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Originally posted by OzzyKP
William Pitt is interupted during his afternoon tea by a midlevel English diplomat.

"Sir, the Azande have approached us to request building rights in North America."
"What? Eastern North America is ours, granted to us by God himself. What specifically do they want?"
"Just one city on the island of New Foundland. They said they need a presence in the north and it will only help us in the long run."
"Hmmm, I wonder what that means..."
"I'm not sure sir, they have a 'presence' nearly everywhere in the world. A nation of small island kingdoms scattered around the globe. Quite puzzling to me sir."
"Yes quite. Though with a city so close to our American mainland, and in truth not far from our European mainland it could prove dangerous for us were relations ever to sour with the Azande. That could be used as a base from which to launch attacks on British soil."
"But sir, the Azande have been our friends for thousands of years, why would they possibly want to attack us?"
"Why would they possibly want a 'presence' in the north?"
"Hmm, good question."
"This offer will require much thought..."
"What is that noise? Oh God..."

She felt sad at the latest intelligence. Out of genuinely good motives did come mistrust and suspicion by her long time friends. She sensed the spell of the North had befallen her English allies.

She cried such tears that it was said a great storm did stir in far off lands...

Rasputin · December 5, 2003, 22:00

The Egyptians were very concerned with rumours of war, and lies being spread. Strangely theLizard had rejected their treaty. What did this mean ? Only time would tell.......

deity · December 5, 2003, 22:59

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Originally posted by Rasputin
The Egyptians were very concerned with rumours of war, and lies being spread. Strangely the Lizard had rejected their treaty. What did this mean ? Only time would tell.......

It is good to hear that it is only lies being spread.

The Treaty is under consideration. There is much going on in the Great Hall.

Rasputin · December 5, 2003, 23:01

The Egyptian Emporer was very concerned with Azande buildup of troops laong border and with no treaty in place was forced t o match this build up like for like .......

Rasputin · December 5, 2003, 23:06

Razlamics call national day of prayer for the Great Razs guidance .....

Rasputin · December 5, 2003, 23:08

The Emporer Rasputin addressed his closest advisors...

"So the Tartars have our intimate secrets, The serbs are angry because we leaning towards azande. The Indians are taking over our territory in Ameirca, The azande wont sign treaty."

"if tihs keeps up we will be surounded by enemies"

"I want a plan for our survival on my desk by nights end"

"Go al lof you , come back when you have the plan"

deity · December 5, 2003, 23:20

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Originally posted by Rasputin
The Emporer Rasputin addressed his closest advisors...

"So the Tartars have our intimate secrets, The serbs are angry because we leaning towards azande. The Indians are taking over our territory in Ameirca, The azande wont sign treaty."

"if tihs keeps up we will be surounded by enemies"

"I want a plan for our survival on my desk by nights end"

"Go al lof you , come back when you have the plan"

The Azande may sign this treaty, possibly in a modified form, but are intrigued to learn of the reason for Serb displeasure?

Rasputin · December 5, 2003, 23:40

Rasputin paced his office, he knew what had to be done, but would all things fall into place accordingly, if only one thing went wrong it could cost many lives of Egyptians. But he knew he couldnt swerve from his plan. omce his advisors returned he would listne to them, but would then spell out his plan and enforce it......

deity · December 5, 2003, 23:52

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Originally posted by Rasputin
The parties known as the Razlamic Empire of Greater Egypt and Razlamic America and the Azadine Traders and Azande Witch Doctors do herewith sign the following agreement.

1. To henceforth stake no claims on each others current territory

It has always been so. Lizard agrees. A confirmation map will be posted.

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2. To open all avenues for trade

Again, it has always been so. Azande track record speaks for itself as does its generosity in gifting a city, a settler and several advances.

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3. Allow passage of each others troops whenever this is ageed as being necessary for defence of the other.

Azande will minimise its troop movements on Egyptian soil as much as possible but will assist in the defence of Egypt. No Egyptian troops will be required in Southern Africa.

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4. To setup mutual areas of protection. This being the Suez Canal and South America

Agreed by the Lizard of the Azande.

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5. To immediately come to the aid of the other if any attacks on each others territory occurs

As quickly as a Lizard's tongue...

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6. To make such loans or grants as is necessary to each other.

To be negotiated.

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7. To establish Africa as a place for Africans only.

And inaccordance with the posted map if that is acceptable.

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8. To continue advancing the science of Africans to the advanced state they deserve.

Immediate plans are afoot to make all Africans equal.

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Signed by Emperor Rasputin and his leaders of all Razlamic Provinces..

Governor Ahmed Muhammed of Egypt

Governor Ishmael Abrams of Asia

Governor Saddam Hussein of America

Signed...

Lizard

Know this sign.

Rasputin · December 6, 2003, 00:00

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Originally posted by deity

It has always been so. Lizard agrees. A confirmation map will be posted.

We await final map

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Again, it has always been so. Azande track record speaks for itself as does its generosity in gifting a city, a settler and several advances.

agreed past history was benifical

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Azande will minimise its troop movements on Egyptian soil as much as possible but will assist in the defence of Egypt. No Egyptian troops will be required in Southern Africa.

Egyptian troops have no desire to cross into southen africa unless called for

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Rasputin · December 6, 2003, 00:46

Emporer Rasputin write to Tartar leader....

The Egyptians andTartars ahve stood together for many years but recent changes seem to show that this relationship maybe changing. We wish to reierate our stance that a Tartar and Egyptian bond is in the interests of both our nations.

Please respond ASAP so we can continue our good freindship

deity · December 6, 2003, 00:52

The notional border, but Egypt is welcome to share overlapping land fields upon request.

Lizard

Zylka · December 6, 2003, 13:36

~Open Letter to all members of the Egyptian Administration~

The mentioned maintenance of a TarTar/Egypt bond is not only ordered, but of common sense interest to both parties. The direction of recent TarTartian position has no ambition of straining relations; nor in extreme case does my own soldier breed care to match any form of war. This latter would provide nothing more than the slow warping of barrels on our many Chinese rifles, and the subsequent amassing of corpse based fertilizer by any foreign divisions marching about our cityside fields.

I must admit a weary prediction of your own future actions; according to the recent state driven mass murder of Egyptian citizens by crude religious justification. Just as such - I do as well carry bias for your accompanying dismissal of the late General Zylka as enemy, which came regardless of the love and ambition he showed for your people. Yet as neutral mercenary myself - these of course will be regarded as internal matter of the Egyptian state.

Rest assured, I will watch like a Vanqouver Island eagle your own external actions in the next while. These are regarded just as relevant to happiness and stability in our shared region as any possible direction of, say, Serbian intent.

*The author withholds writing "hint hint" directly after; for kind want to preserve Raz' integrity in the face of his fellow Egyptians meant to read this in forum*

In any case, TarTardom will be seeking to extend new networks of commerce in inner asian lands as soon as possible, if you are so interested. We presently tire of cleaning more rifles than will ever be needed to burst like cheap wine hides any testosterone driven bodies of senseless approach. In your infinte wisdom of decision, I hope to see confirmation of like desire for butter over guns - on all fronts of your noble land; and across this small, human world.

Sincerely,
General Akylezze

*The letter is full page stamped to provide authenticity*

Berzerker · December 6, 2003, 22:24

Alas, the wonder of the ages is dead! A terrible earthquake has joined with the beast from the southern ocean - a monsoon of Mabharatic proportions - to destroy our beloved Hanging Gardens. The once fabled meeting of our heavenly Father and Earthly Mother is no more, the symbol of life from above joining with Mother earth has crumbled into a heap of mud! Shiva has taken the dreaded form of the Great Destroyer and the source of our happiness no longer exists...

What shall we do? WHAT SHALL WE DO?

The people cry out in sorrow and lamentations are heard throughout the land from the Indus and Hindu Kush to the distant land down under and the land of fire and gold...
The people are unhappy Lord!

The Lord speaks - our theologians have joined forces with our political scientists and philosophers and have devised a new form of government! All Hail Fascism!!!

The people rejoice in their new found ideology, democracy has served it's purpose, but this new system has given the people new goals, new desires, and a new fervor with which to order society. No longer shall the individual serve as the foundation of society, now we shall join hands to serve the greater good of the nation... Seek happiness thou, seek happiness in what we will achieve as a nation...

Inspite of fascism and the elimination of despondency, the people of Delhi still felt an emptiness with the loss of their Hanging Gardens. So the people set out to construct a new university, a second university to compliment our Hall of the Sciences and Great Observatory. A university to teach the arts, and theaters throughout the city for trained entertainers - actors, singers, performers, and the like - to alleviate the sadness over the loss of our Hanging Gardens. Thus Delhiwood was born...

Berzerker · December 6, 2003, 22:58

What troubles thee, Lord? What plagues thy mind?

The Lord Berzerker confides to his cultural advisor...

Fascism has been nothing short of miraculous in supressing unhappiness throughout the empire, but alas, while Delhi has built magnificent wonders making it the greatest metropolis in the known world, there is a downside to our splendor. The people of Delhi, with their universities and theaters, have developed an arrogant attitude - an elitist mentality.

The common people, although enamored and in awe of Delhi's achievements, have come to view Delhi as a world apart - a land of celebrities and intellectuals with little attachment to mainstream India. A culture war is brewing with populists in the countryside speaking against the elitism of Delhiwood.

These populists are not without justification, fascism was meant to unify us yet the people of Delhiwood have set themselves apart from the masses. How are we to be one nation when Delhiwood is a nation unto itself and grows distant from the people?

"But Lord, was this not the case under democracy? Did not the greatness of Delhi set it apart not only from the people of India but the world?"

This is true, but I fear the new ideology is not as conducive to this matter of "classes" among the people. I suspect democracy will prove to be... the worst system except for all the rest... We shall see, we shall see!

Rasputin · December 7, 2003, 03:19

In a brillaint negotiation session wit hthe Tartars. Jerusalem was returned to Razlamic Control yeterday. The Tartars agreed to cede control for peace in the region. The Chritian town in South aemrica was ceded to Tartar as an example of our kindness

Rasputin · December 7, 2003, 03:21

In amove that surpoirsed no one, Fascist government stook over half the world last month, and the Egyptian were not immune to this either. Emprer Rasputin was elected as Chancellor of Greater egypt.

Storm troopers were trained up and placed on full alert as tensions rasied yet again in Asia......

Rasputin · December 7, 2003, 03:30

The Fascist pact formed as Azande place Peacekeepers in Suez canal. Razlamic Fundamentalists move troops into border areas with democratic countrys as fears of retributions grow

Rasputin · December 7, 2003, 04:41

WAR is headline news as Tartars attack peacful Razlamsi and slaughter hundreds of thousands iof innocent civilian, Fascist allaince formed to fight back, India and Azande declare war !!!!

Rasputin · December 7, 2003, 05:01

in a victriolic speech to the world of Razlams everywhere. Chancellor Rasputin reiterates that though we may be crushed, we will outlast. The good civilasitons of the world will come to our aid..... Hang in there my fellow brothers, for aid is coming fast.....

Soon the Inidan Cavalry will be advancing on Tartar territory, the Azande are rushing aid our way to help our sick and wounded.