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News from Louis & Clark's Expedition
A messenger has returned from the Louis & Clark expedition bringing stories of the fantastic land the intrepid adventurers have uncovered. "The land is beautiful," he said, "amber waves of grain, purple mountain majesty, from sea to shinning sea." The Louis & Clark expedition left Arthurtown during the beginning of the "Dark Times" under Cromwell. Sir Walter Raleigh, then Governor of Arthurtown, sent the expedition to chart the interior of the great continent they inhabited.
The returning messenger brings news that the native people encountered along the journey have been very friendly. The natives have abandoned their pagan ways in great droves, responding well to the missionaries who accompany the expedition. The newly Christianized people swore loyalty to the British crown. Venturing forth into the upper reaches of the Earth, the expedition has discovered a frigid beautiful land they call Alaska.
The paths of both legs of their journey, both during and after the Cromwell years, are charted in the rendering on page A12. The path of Jacques Cartier is included as well.
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Treaty of Budva Signed by Pope
Pope Alexander VI, as supreme vessel of the Lord's word here on Earth, has declared North America divided into two spheres. Serbs in the west and Brits in the east. King William I, says this is a great action taken by the Pope on behalf of Christians everywhere, "Blood will not be spilled over land; Christian unity survives." The actions are a boon to both Serbia and Great Britain, as the rich lands of North America promise to double the territory of both nations. Responding to criticism that his demarcation did not take into consideration the Tartars, Chinese or others, His Excellency said, "Jesus wants it this way. Trust me."
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Great Britain Declared
In a recent proclamation, King William has changed the name of the nation to "Great Britain" Times reporters caught up with him on a carriage ride through London, he told us, "England is just one area of the vast nation under our rule. We have Swedes, French, Italians, Spaniards, and now a great deal of colonials. A nation of this great diversity and scope needs a fitting name." So it is, we are now Great Britain, and are all British.
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Details From Failed Cartier Expedition
Scholars have uncovered startling news of the doomed journey by Jacques Cartier. Speaking to Iroquois who have passed down the tale over the last few decades, scholars have pieced together clues from the Arthurian expedition. Set out from Quebec in 575 BC, Cartier explored down the Ericson River before turning northwest. He, and his companions Henry Hudson and George Custer discovered a great bay. The last communication the colonies received was news they had discovered Hudson Bay. After that the traditional account goes silent.
New information has shed light on the events surrounding the last half of the expedition. Cartier turned west and continued to go further into the northern wilderness. Unlike the Louis & Clark expedition, Cartier's men were far less respectful to the natives they encountered along their path. Along the edge of the tundra the explorers stopped in to an Indian village while the men were out hunting. Custer, Hudson, Cartier and their men raped the Indian women, stole provisions and took off into the forest. The Indian men returned, tracked the explorers into a clearing and surrounded them. They closed in and killed every last man. No doubt that was the costliest one-night Stand Custer & his boys ever had, and certainly their Last.
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Tartar Diplomat Sends Complaint
Gubaidiai Yitebailixi, the envoy from the Tartar king has lodged an official complaint with King William over the treatment his people suffered at the hands of British troops in the New World. Yitebailixi said, "They were just peaceful pioneers from Tartarland, they came to the New World seeking a new home. The actions of the British colonial military are unconscionable." When the large bands of Tartar settlers were found in the Michigan territory, Governor Walter Raleigh ordered them removed, by force if necessary. "This land was pledged to us by Pope Alexander VI in the Treaty of Budva. These pagan barbarians had no business on our land." explained Raleigh. A battalion of British longbowmen escorted the Tartar settlers to New York where they boarded a ship and left the continent.
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New Fashion Craze in London
First reported in fashion magazine, The Provincial, it appears puffy shirts are in this season. The craze started among nobles on the lower east side, and is now spreading through all corners of society. Even Prince Henry has been seen sporting a white puffy shirt around the palace. They drive Henry's many girlfriends nuts. The shirts aren't cheap though, a genuine Versace puffy shirt made in South Paris will run you around 30 gold. So it looks like peasants will just have to stick with the ever popular dirty rag look.
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Census Data Is In
The census has been complete and British citizens number 1,640,000. Based on numbers released yesterday it appears this puts Great Britain 5th for population globally. Over 20% of the nation now lives in the colonies. With the founding of Williamville and Toronto the great population shift to America promises only to continue in the decades ahead. Great Britain's GNP is 46 Million with a per capita annual income of 21 gold. This puts the Britain solidly in the third world. King William could not be reached for a comment.
It seems too that the Pope's admonishments against birth control have been successful. The loyal Catholic populace boast the largest families on the planet, averaging 5.6 children per household.
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November 15, 2003, 19:37
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Page A12
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November 15, 2003, 23:11
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Wheels within wheels.
Plans within plans...
The Egyptians were sufferring through lack of trade, yet were not attempting to trade and believed another path was the only way.
The witch-doctors were bemused. Their magic was being used to blame anything bad that happened - strange times.
The peaceful Azande and their growing alliance with the Uele and Azadine were keen to explore their great achievements and wondrous creations. They are not expansionist but great traders...
This message was sent via carrier-parrot very swiftly to the Egyptians:
"Azande will assist Egyptians with South Am cities. What are the Serbs doing for you? The Azande will build at least one great city but the jungles of South America may prove to become a spiritual home of the Azande"
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November 15, 2003, 23:18
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The Egyptians would point out that we are trading what little resources we have, but due to the lack of resources we dont have much to trade, we use all our food to feed our people and the resources to clothe them, if other nations wish to gift us the necessary resources that is fine, but please dont assume we are making other plans for no reason, we have run out of room and need land for survival. And good land , not more desert or jungles
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November 16, 2003, 00:09
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The World According to the New Razlamic Order of Rigteousness...
All civs must bow down and worship our god or die as infidels...
Holy Jihad is announced..
20 virgins in Razland for every martyr
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November 16, 2003, 00:48
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The first act of Treachury the Razlamics did was break a long standing Alliance with the peaceful Azandes. In what was described by many as a slap in the face all communication broke down and all Azande Infidels were remvoed from Razlamic Territory.
More in the next bulletin ........
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In a further straining of world relations, the Tartar Spys found near the Holy city were Exiled and told to never return ......
Tensions mounting in Mideast ~~~~~~~~
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November 16, 2003, 01:14
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The British State Department has sent travel advisory for all British citizens living in or visiting the Mideast and Africa warning them of possible conflict and advising they return home for their own safety.
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November 16, 2003, 01:20
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A camel packed with dung and other flammable items was set alight near the Forum today.. All the Senators have taken refuge in the Great Temple excpet Senator Palpatine who has assumed command and sworn to avenge the attack. Fundamnetalist Razlamics claim responisbilty saying the Senate is too weak nad needs to enact Fundamentalist laws to make sure all forigners are of Razlamic faith....
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Razlam Marches on
In more breaking news, reports of Razlamic uprising in the Americas is announced, the Newly founded City of Razlamic America swears allegience to the one true beleif and claims all of the Sothern Americas as their home.........
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November 16, 2003, 02:39
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Razlam Militia
Special New Broadcast....
A recent vistor to the Desert Regions have seen some Fundamentalists training in new Military Tactics. Some strange aparatus was used, out witness only just got out by the skin of his teeth and is currentl lying in bed recovering.
This can only mean one thing, The Razlamics Military Wing has been formed
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November 16, 2003, 02:52
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Razlam Official Newspaper
.The Razlamic Community Newspaper Volume 1
Recent reports of Infidels in America joining the true beleivers is welcome news to Razlamics the world over. Further great news was the finding of the Lost city of Mecca. This Holy of Holy places in America is reknown the world round as the original settling space of The Great Raz and his prophet Muhummed. It was with extreme gladness that True Beleiving Razlamics found the ancient city and many have started to emmigrate there
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November 16, 2003, 05:16
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Tarrif Taxes
The Razlamics grabbed control of all the ports and put customs officers of their choosing in all positions, Hence force all Trade attracteda 25% Tarriff.... Funding for further training in relgious activitys they stated !!!!!
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Razlam Official News
The Razlamic Community Newspaper Volume 2
Terrible news was gathered today as it appears the Hated Christinas are settling in areas close to the Scared Lands of the Razlamics. This is a very provocative action and the Muftis are debating what action to take over this.......
Stay tuned
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November 16, 2003, 11:10
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SIXTH SESSION 520 AD
Serbs (Ljube) 20 Cities 37 Units
Egyptians (Raz) 20 Cities 25 Units
Tartars (Winzity) 18 Cities 36 Units
Azande (Deity) 20 Cities 41 Units
China (Frank) 23 Cities 27 Units
English (Ozzy) 21 Cities 47 Units
India (Berzerker) 22 Cities 20 Units
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November 16, 2003, 11:37
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November 16, 2003, 12:13
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November 16, 2003, 17:49
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The Razlamic Community Newspaper Volume 3
Last night Senator Palpatine dissolved the old Senate stating they had been the main instigators of the violence within the Republics domain. He immidetialty called on each province of the Republic to nominate a new Seantor to represent them. THis was greated by cheering the length and breadth of the Republic as fellow Razlamics were ceremoniously elected to the Senate and soon filled every position at the Forum.
With the Government of our Republic now under the hands of God we look forward to more growth as The Great Raz blesses our works and increases us mightily.
Breaking news is that new sources of food have been found and these will be arriving soon to feed our starving masses. Again the Great Raz has blessed us with the beginnings of trade with the Infidels, we send them our basic products and they give us gold to help rebuild our mighty Empire.
Reports of wars from afar betwen the Christian states, just goes to show they are truly heathen and cant even agree amongst themselves. Only Razlam, the one true faith is the peace loving religion, and heaven forbid anyone that stand sin the way of that belief. The Holy Book, The Razan, states the Holy Jihad is needed to cleanse the Empire of all infidels. But this will bring true peace to the Empire and if others join theRazlamic faith will surel bring peace to the world.
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November 16, 2003, 18:22
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Razlams Suggest Borders
The Razlamic People wish to propose thefollowing breakup of the Southern New Worlds....
Written to all LEaders but especially The great Berzerker Indian and the Strange Azande Witchdoctors
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November 16, 2003, 22:31
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Petition for Futher Settlement
Through the great wars that have plagued us these many years it has become evident that it was intended for those of us who remain to coexist in a state of peace for our mutual benefit. The following is a recommendation for the finalization of settlement of North and Central America.
The unhashed areas represent existing colonies of various nations, and thus by the law of nature their legitimate claim to such lands.
The white hashed areas represent lands reserved for Serbian settlement.
The orange hashed areas represent lands reserved for English settlement.
The blue hashed areas represent lands reserved for Chinese settlement.
The red hashed areas represent lands held by the uncivilized barbarians of the New World. Their irrational existance demands that all rational people contain and punish such irrational behavior under the laws of nature. As such, the rights of all nations, to bring to justice those who break the laws of nature shall be respected, and the right to properly make use of the lands held by such barbarians will be reserved to whom God favors in battle.
The purple areas represent English and Serbian canal zones, which the Chinese agree to respect in exchange for free passage of any Chinese vessals through canals that may be created in the future, in times of peace for purposes of trade.
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November 16, 2003, 22:52
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Razlamic Response to China
As a peopel often reffered to as backward and Barbaric. we side with the right of the natives to live in peace in their own lands. The Areas you depict should remain as theri native lands and we the razlamics do suppor their endevours to become more civilised and still remain under their own rule. If all technologically deprived nations are soon to be eliminate, we wonder are we next.
As for your suggestion of a Canal zone for Serbs and English in Central America we despise those Christian scum and do not want them so close to our selves lest there putrid stench should arrive in our villages. Central America was never part of the original serb/Eglish deal and was always promised to the Ancient Egyptian race. We as ancestors of the Egyptians do wish to state that we beleive it is unalienable right to settle there.
We wish no disagreemnt with Chinese as we are sure your nation accepts Razlamics as a true relgion and hasnt exiled all other beliefs as have Serbs and Englsih.
The English call themselves GREAT Britian now, but we see nothing GREAT about a culture that ownt accept Razlims in their midst.
So spoken by great Mufti Saddam.
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November 16, 2003, 22:57
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The Razlamic Community Newspaper Volume 4
It was feared by many Razlamics that we would not be accepted in other nations, it brings great cheer to this Newspaper editor and I am sure to many throughout the Razlamic lands that the great Tartar leader Winzity, has accpeted that Razlam will be a religion within his nation. People who choose to beleive in THe Great Raz and practice their Razlamic faith will be treated as fellow citizens. The Great Mufti are so pleased to hear this, they call of all Holy Jihads planned agaisnt them.
All Holy Jihads, according to the mufti, wil now be directed at those Infidels ho cal lthemselves Christian and have for amny centruies tried to infiltrate Egypt and direct its course. All Razlamics are called to take arms in this Holy Jihad and to expel the Infidels wherever they may be found.
All Martys to now recieve 40 Virgins in Razland when they die.
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Razlamic Gathering
In front of the Great Temple in the desert over 200,000 Razlamics had heeded their Muftis calls. A day of prayer was anounced and all bodies were lying face down in the dirt.
The Great Mufti, arrose and chanted for 2 hours before addresiing rhe throng of Fundamentalists.
"Brothers, my fellow Razlamics, the time has come to follow the words of The Great Raz as spoken to us in the Holy Book Razman by th eProphet Muhammad. . The time of the infidels controlling our government, our businesses and our lands has come to an end. It is time for Holy Jihad. " With that he slashed himself with his dagger and all the 200000 throng did likewise.
"lets pray the Great Raz does lead us and save us , and we will win this war !!!!!!"
He followed with many more speaches that rallied the crowd and soon all were baying for blood. The Holy Jihads of the 7th Century were about to begin.............................
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Records of the Californian Pioneers
Rescently alot has been going on in our town, even those we are so isolated from the mainland. The Serbs have come down from the north, they say we're not supposed to be here. No one knew why the Serbs were here either. Don't they live in Europe? There were only a few white men, the rest were natives being led around by a few holy men.
The serbs seemed to have gotten used to our settlement. They say we're allowed to stay here, even though there's hardly any of them around most of the time.
We've started arming ourselves with the new weapons from the mainland. The natives around here are getting less and less friendly, and things between the Tartars and Serbs are heating up so we have no idea what will happen next.
We're sending out a group of envoys to explore the eastern lands. We hear the English live there as well. We are very interested in the make up of this land.
We were attacked by a large group of natives today. We employed the new weapons sent to us from the mainland. The effect was devestating. They threw themselves at our forts with little effect while our fire cut them down. We almost felt sorry for them at the end. For once, the government actually came through for us.
Terrible news! Our envoys to the east have come to an unnatural end! They were minding their own business dynamite fishing in the Mississippi River when they were trampled by hordes of English Elephants! Really Elephants! How'd they get them down in that bog anyway! Then they burned a tartar village! What's up with those English!?
The Serbs and Tartars are at arms in the north. We're sending out our troops to try and see whats going on. What's that? Completely destroyed? That's troublesome. Oh well we're heading back now.
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British citizens live in an age of heroes
Three superstars have captured the imagination of young and old alike. National pride has swelled to an all time high as the populace shares stories of the daring exploits of sea captain Sir Francis Drake, conquistador Herman Cortez, and the less popular diplomat Marco Polo.
A cottage industry has emerged selling trading cards featuring the faces of the great men and women of Britain's past. Joan of Arc, King Arthur, Beowulf, Jacques Cartier, Leif Ericson, and many others join the pantheon of legendary heroes whose faces now adorn cards. Drake and Cortez outstrip the popularity of all right now, the tales of their heroics just continue to grow.
French youngster, Louis Bertrand says Drake is his favorite. "He's just so cool. His fleet is the strongest, fastest, coolest in the world. He beat the Tartars AND the Serbs and now he is the first Brit to sail in the Pacific ocean. He's gonna circumnavigate the world, I just know it."
Spanish bar patron, Fernando Dias has a different take, "Cortez is definitely the man. Check it- he beat down both the Tartars and the savage Cherokee. He totally schooled them, hardly lost a soldier. Cortez is da bomb. Espana represent!"
British citizens certainly have glory on their mind. After sweeping victories in the Tartar-British War and the complete capitulation of the Cherokee nation, the sky is the limit. Once his troops are rested, Cortez plans to march to assist the Serb effort against the Aztecs. Drake, who has passed through the American continent continues on his effort to circumnavigate the earth. Marco Polo, still early in his journey is in Turkey on his way east to China. All are welcomed into the pantheon of great British heroes.
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Hordes marching
On a lonely hilltop overlooking the Holy City in Mid East. Thousands of well trained troops stood awaiting their orders. The infidels lay before them, and they could see the advancing troops marching into their lands. Every fibre of their bodies was throbbing with the hatred of these infidels treading on their turf. For years this war had been brewing and now it was happening. The Razlamics would protect their homelands anf their lvoed one sin the name of The Great Raz. They swore that no infidel would remain in their lands by battle end. They would lay down their lives and be rewarded with the rewards of the martyrs. RAZLAND was their heaven, where they all aspired to go, and oln yfull loyalty to the cause wouldachieve this. Yes they were not thousands of indviduals or a horde, they were one, of one mind, one body, one action , one result.
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November 18, 2003, 08:21
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The LEgend of The Great Raz....
Before the begiinings of time, before any man had stepped upon the face of the world. Razlamic legend tells of the time that The Great Raz did walk upon the earth. He wandered the length and breadth of the lands, till he cam upon what would become the Holiest of Holiest in Razlam Legend. He built for himself a resting place and decided that he needed some one to write down all his thoguhts and to proclaim them to al lthat follow. On his jourenys he had seen many barbarian tribes that knew not of His ways nor would they ever, he met Aztecs and aborignes and many others , they had al lcome from the desert lands and had travelled vast distnace to get to their locations. To remind people of thses beginnings he summoned to himself Muhammad, whom he named his prophet. Muhammad did write down all the words of The Great Raz and placed the mhidden in a Nook witihn the Resting place of The Great Raz. The place was named Mecca. The Great Raz did tell the prophet that soon many new peoples would arrive in this world and would oppress His People till his people returned to the True Faith. But he said that once they retunr they could also return to this city. But that would be many eons from now. He also mentioned the Help of some strange witch doctors but Muhammad though that wa irrelevant so didnt write that down.
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November 19, 2003, 21:23
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Re: Razlams Suggest Borders
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Originally posted by Rasputin
The Razlamic People wish to propose thefollowing breakup of the Southern New Worlds....
Written to all LEaders but especially The great Berzerker Indian and the Strange Azande Witchdoctors
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The Azande can smell the jungle. They desire it.
The Uele desire all...
The Azadine desire none...
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November 20, 2003, 00:19
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Originally posted by Rasputin
The first act of Treachury the Razlamics did was break a long standing Alliance with the peaceful Azandes. In what was described by many as a slap in the face all communication broke down and all Azande Infidels were remvoed from Razlamic Territory.
More in the next bulletin ........
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The true Azande of the West are truly sadenned by this act of treachury, after so much help and support the Egyptians shot down our carrier-parrot...
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November 20, 2003, 00:20
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To Great Britain:
"A New World Order? Azande are currently loosely allied with Brits and Tartars.
Azande have nothing to gain from your proposal, sire."
puff.... cough.... you idiot Uele witch doctor
"Sire, your proposal has some merit, we will arange a smoke-in to fully discuss the ramifications of your proposal"
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