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		|  October 1, 2003, 17:22 | #31 |  
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			No, no you didn't.
		  
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		|  October 2, 2003, 10:12 | #32 |  
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			Got your answer to question one now. Thanks.    
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		|  October 3, 2003, 19:19 | #33 |  
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		|  October 3, 2003, 20:08 | #34 |  
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		|  October 3, 2003, 20:43 | #35 |  
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			bump   ACK!
		 
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		|  October 4, 2003, 13:57 | #36 |  
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			I sent one in...does this thing have a conclusion, or what?
		  
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		|  October 5, 2003, 01:44 | #37 |  
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			Yes. And coincidently, the end of this competition is approximately 1 day from now!
 If you want to enter, do it now!
  
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		|  October 5, 2003, 08:40 | #38 |  
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			*Bump* Last change people.  As Skanky said, it ends soon.
		  
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		|  October 5, 2003, 15:29 | #39 |  
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			*bump* where are the results?
		  
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		|  October 5, 2003, 15:39 | #40 |  
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			yeah, i wanna see if i came last again    
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		|  October 6, 2003, 00:39 | #41 |  
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			I'm sure she'd be happy if you did for a change.
		  
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		|  October 6, 2003, 01:43 | #42 |  
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			And now it is closed!
 Tabulating now . . .
  
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		|  October 6, 2003, 05:05 | #43 |  
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			1. Favourite colour?Banana yellow		1
 Black			2
 Blue			5
 Blue. No, red, no blue! No, aaaAAAAAAaaaaaahhhh!	5
 Green			2
 Orange			1
 Periwinkle		1
 Pink			1
 Plaid			1
 Puce			1
 Red			3
 White			1
 
 2. Pick one: Jennifer Aniston vs Gwyneth Paltrow vs Elisha Dushku
 Aria Giovanni		1
 Elisha Dushku		7
 Gwyneth Paltrow		5
 Jennifer Aniston	9
 Pick one? I'd rather **** all of them!		1
 The game of football is the big winner here Brian	1
 
 
 3. When I say "Anime" what is the first thing you think of?
 Apolyton		1
 Cartoons		1
 Cowboy Bebop		1
 Evangelion		2
 Eyes the size of mill-wheels	2
 Hentai (tentacle)	5
 Japan			1
 Japanese Cartoon cuties with their tits out	1
 Kassiopiea		2
 Manga			1
 Nerds			1
 Pokemon			1
 Purple haired freaky women with '^'s for eyes	1
 Sailor Moon		1
 Schoolgirls		2
 Sucks			1
 
 
 4. Its an ugly planet, a ______ planet, a planet hostile to life!
 (an) Angry		1
 Banana			1
 Barren			1
 Big			1
 Bug			5
 Crappy			1
 Dangerous		1
 Dirty			1
 Finland ruled by Stefu's love-child Zylka sort of	1
 Green			1
 Red			1
 Skanky			1
 Small			1
 Smelly			1
 Stupid			1
 Texan			1
 Tribble			1
 (an) Uninhabited	1
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		|  October 6, 2003, 05:08 | #44 |  
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Agathon			1 
Chegitz			2 
Chemical Olie		1 
DanS			1 
Dipsy, blabla and pooh	1 
Fez			3 
Frozzy			1 
IntgrSpin		1 
Japher			1 
Method			1 
Ming			7 
Mr Fun			1 (IW) 
MtG			7 
One with a degree in nuclear physics	1 
One with a nice butt			1 
Paiktis			1 
Sava			4 
Skanky Burns		2 
Slowwhand		3 
Theben			1 
Tuberski		1 
Zylka			6
6. What is your favourite type of fish? 
A tasty one thats well cooked in a creamy sauce, with a little pepper and some vegetables. Then for the main course I would like a BIG steak, with lots of chips, an egg (or 2), a Lamb Shank (a big one), pees, roast potatoes, and some beef, followed by cake. Thankyou.	1 
Binky the three-eyed fish (I hope that was what he was called)		1 
Cod			2 
Dead			3 
Fishsticks		1 
Halibut			1 
Herring			1 
Lutefisk		1 
Magic talking carp	1 
No fish at all		1 
Salmon			5 
Shark			2 
Trout			1 
Tuna			1 
Veteran Pike		1 
Whale			1
7. Which Apolytoner do you most associate with this smiley?  
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Ben Kenobi		2 
ChairmanMeow		1 
CivNation		1 
EvC			1 
Ivy			1 
Lincoln			1 
MrFun			3 
No one			1 
SG(2)			1 
Shi Huangdi		1 
Starchild		2 
St Leo			1 
Zylka			7
8. All pirates or those who talk like pirates should be... 
given a bottle of rum					1 
Congratulated/Praised/Hailed as Kings Among men		2 
bananas							1 
The scurvy dogs should be forced to walk ye plank	5 
Shot/killed						2 
Lopping longshanks off o' landlubbers with longswords! Arrrrr!		1 
Keel hauled						1 
Talking with leetspeak					1 
Thrown from a helicopter!				3 
institutionalized, like Zylka				1 
Beatified						1 
Waiting eagerly for the new sid meiers 'Pirates! 2'	1 
They should be given cake when youv finished doing my order. a Big cake.	1	 
President, Yarrrrrrrrrr					1 
Mateys. Arrr.						1 
destroying scurvy dogs that don't be speaking pirate, ARRRR!	1
		  
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		|  October 6, 2003, 05:11 | #45 |  
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			[Starship Troopers mode]The maximum score is 56. I expect you to do better![/Starship Troopers mode] 
Below-average plebs:
 
	
 
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ColdWizard		1,1,2,1,(1,1),1,1,2	11
Theben			5,1,1,1,(2,1),3,1,1	16
Vlad Antlerkov		1,5,2,1,(7,1),1,2,1	21
Japher			1,9,1,1,(1,1),6,1,1	22
skywalker		1,9,2,1,(3,1),3,2,1	23
Kropotkin		2,9,1,1,(4,3),1,2,1	24
ICBM			2,5,1,1,(7,2),1,1,5	25
The Andy-Man		5,5,1,1,(7,1),1,3,1	25
Immortal Wombat		1,9,2,1,(2,1),2,7,2	27
Ben Kenobi		1,7,1,1,(6,4),6,1,1	28 |  
	
 
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		|  October 6, 2003, 05:22 | #46 |  
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			I absolutely refuse to believe that anyone else said "Eyes the size of millwheels" for question 3. 
They may have said "big eyes", or some such response, and therefore failing to draw upon the literary reference I thought lent such mystique to my answer, but it is not the same thing, damn it!  
Fix! Fix! How could you deny me my rightful 10 points Skanky!     
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		|  October 6, 2003, 06:10 | #47 |  
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I'm a bastard sometimes.    
All except the top 3:
 
	
 
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:) Smiley		5,5,1,1,(7,7),1,1,3	31
Tuberski		5,7,1,5,(3,1),1,7,1	31
Straybow		5,7,2,1,(6,2),1,7,3	34
SuperSneak		2,9,1,1,(7,7),6,1,1	35
Jaguar Warrior		5,9,1,1,(4,3),6,3,5	37
Kassiopeia		5,7,2,2,(7,6),3,3,2	37
Q Cubed			5,5,1,5,(7,6),1,7,1	38
Boshko			5,7,5,5,(3,4),2,7,1	39
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		|  October 6, 2003, 06:33 | #48 |  
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			And the top 3:
 
	
 
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	| Stefu			2,9,5,2,(7,7),2,1,5	40
mrmitchell		3,7,5,5,(7,1),1,7,5	41
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A big congratulations to our new winner, Drogue !
		 
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		|  October 6, 2003, 07:05 | #49 |  
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			I demand a recount!    
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		|  October 6, 2003, 11:49 | #50 |  
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			Essays on Evangelion != Evangelion    
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		|  October 6, 2003, 11:52 | #51 |  
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			Oh well, pretty close. Just screwed up badly on the pirate one.
		  
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		|  October 6, 2003, 12:11 | #52 |  
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I didn't know that quote was a reference to MiB.
 
Cool.     
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		|  October 6, 2003, 15:24 | #53 |  
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			Wow.  I missed loads, especially the Zylka at the end, and still win by 4 points    
The next IWS should be out in roughly an hour   Edit:  Is already posted here .  Good luck all    
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		|  October 6, 2003, 17:58 | #54 |  
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			2nd    
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		|  October 6, 2003, 17:59 | #55 |  
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			I should note that the word after second was : dance :
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		|  October 6, 2003, 20:18 | #56 |  
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 I didn't know that quote was a reference to MiB.
 
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MiB?
 
The only (deliberate) quote was the "ugly planet, a bug planet" one which was featured in Starship Troopers.
		  
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		|  October 6, 2003, 20:31 | #57 |  
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			I think I should get an award for consistently scoring near bottom.
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		|  October 6, 2003, 22:10 | #58 |  
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			Hmm, that ugly planet, bug planet reference sure wasn't in the original novel.  (I've never seen the film)
		  
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		|  October 6, 2003, 22:38 | #59 |  
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			No, in the movie.And the movie is good if you expect it to be nothing like the book. And like movies that are so bad they are good. View it as a parody.
  
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