October 5, 2003, 09:56
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Let's make Apolyton a teen forum
I mean, consider this Something Awful "Weekend Web" feature featuring real sweaty 30-year-old men teenagers on Internet forums: http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=1711
We can't even hope to begin to reach this level of discourse.
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October 5, 2003, 09:59
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Sounds an awful lot like Poly, actually. It's all Bush's fault, though.
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October 5, 2003, 10:01
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Okay.
I'm saving myself for marriage, so I'm only going down on my boyfriend until then.
Remember: Love Waits. And Swallows.
Peace out!
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October 5, 2003, 10:01
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YEAH stop war stop hate stop everything!!!
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October 5, 2003, 10:02
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Yeah, read that today, as well.
damn...
I WAS considering to offer that a couple of adventurous people will scout the web for such filth and bring it to apolyton in a similar corner. As you all know, I have no original ideas of myself. 
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October 5, 2003, 10:03
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Damn Stefu beated me in reporting that article 
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I will never understand why some people on Apolyton find you so clever. You're predictable, mundane, and a google-whore and the most observant of us all know this. Your battles of "wits" rely on obscurity and whenever you fail to find something sufficiently obscure, like this, you just act like a 5 year old. Congratulations, molly.
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October 5, 2003, 10:07
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Originally posted by Azazel
I WAS considering to offer that a couple of adventurous people will scout the web for such filth and bring it to apolyton in a similar corner.
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That's not filth. There's stuff much, much, worse. 
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October 5, 2003, 10:11
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I know. But this is a forum for the entire family so we must put some limits, right?
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October 5, 2003, 10:14
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Originally posted by Rufus T. Firefly
I'm saving myself for marriage, so I'm only going down on my boyfriend until then.
Remember: Love Waits. And Swallows.
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I actually was an acquaintance with a girl in college who was saving her virginity until she was married but she figured anal sex didn't count. So she'd date guys and, take them up the ass, and then claim she was still a virgin because her cherry wasn't popped.
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October 5, 2003, 10:16
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I thought I was the only one who knew a girl who gave up her A-chip before the V-chip.
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October 5, 2003, 10:17
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so, did you like it?
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October 5, 2003, 10:22
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So she'd date guys and, take them up the ass, and then claim she was still a virgin because her cherry wasn't popped.
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sad...
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October 5, 2003, 10:23
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I'd hit it. 
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October 5, 2003, 10:47
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The Framley Examiner
Not exactly the pits of depravity, but really, really funny.
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October 5, 2003, 10:55
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Teenagers are great, beucase they like to experiment things because it's exciting to them... brake few taboos even maybe... and maybiers.. maybiers they give up their bodies to us older gentlemen because we can offer the guidance in that exploration...
.. it's like trailer for nature program... discover the v-mountains and meet the locals in the village of anal.
Experience the drunkening moment of natures own recipies, liquids and smoke, the hot lava from the groins of ancient source of wisdom, and protein.
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October 5, 2003, 11:21
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October 5, 2003, 11:22
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October 5, 2003, 11:34
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****, those kids' spelling makes ottok into a master of the english language.
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October 5, 2003, 12:22
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**shudder** netspeak... ebonics... **shudder**
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October 5, 2003, 12:25
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Y U gotta playa h8?
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October 5, 2003, 12:26
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because it makes you look ignorant.
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October 5, 2003, 12:27
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Asshat...
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October 5, 2003, 12:41
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own goal.
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October 5, 2003, 12:47
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All of sudden my english knowledge isn't poor anymore 
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I will never understand why some people on Apolyton find you so clever. You're predictable, mundane, and a google-whore and the most observant of us all know this. Your battles of "wits" rely on obscurity and whenever you fail to find something sufficiently obscure, like this, you just act like a 5 year old. Congratulations, molly.
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October 5, 2003, 13:12
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Got some pretty mixed emotions here.
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I did like loser (somewhere on the 5 or6 page),
' can i get a quick answer, I kind in the middle of something'
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October 5, 2003, 13:36
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the following teenager gaming talk always cracks me up :
"btw rape u fkn flamed 2 times witth OMG OMG WE PWND YUO!!! YOU IZ NEWB!!! RUN WHAHA11!!!
get a life 12 year old clanhoe'"
some other dude replied to that:
"Orgozr go find a live , nub , and Druif , We Dont CHeat , ITS JUST GRMAN POWER , so , BAD = GOOD they dont cheat and desame with all clans"
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October 5, 2003, 14:00
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I know what you mean. The funniest part is that I often descend to their level.
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October 5, 2003, 14:34
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I did like loser (somewhere on the 5 or6 page),
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That was my favourite too.
The final one is very scary.
I wonder how many of them are parodies and how many actually taken from teen forums? It's always a little hard to tell with SA...
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October 5, 2003, 14:52
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It's funny, but not as funny as the feature SA ran on Dragonball Z forums. One of the pictures was of a poll asking "Have you every attempted to do anything Super-Saiyan like?", to which the answers were 10% no and 90% yes. 
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October 5, 2003, 15:37
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That was hilarious. Along with the post from the guy who genuinely belived he had Super-Saiyan-like powers.
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