October 5, 2003, 11:21
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Here's a sexually transmitted disease with a 100% fatality rate!
It's called life.  Yes, life if a sexually transmitted disease with a 100% fatality rate. I heard that on the radio the other day and it kind of got me thinking. I mean here I am wasting yet another morning here on poly and what will I have accomplished when the end comes?
What do you folks want to be remembered as and what do you want to do before you go to the great junk yard in the sky?
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Christianity is the belief in a cosmic Jewish zombie who can give us eternal life if we symbolically eat his flesh and blood and telepathically tell him that we accept him as our lord and master so he can remove an evil force present in all humanity because a woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from an apple tree.
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October 5, 2003, 12:29
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sympathy bump
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October 5, 2003, 12:33
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I want to be the man who rules the universe but doesn't know it from the Hitch Hikers Guide to the Galaxy. Except I want it to be a chocolate shop.
Seriously though, I'd like to help bring about some form of economic development in developing nations, to make world trade fairer, and then to open a chocolate shop. With a bar next door.
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For though he was master of the world, he was not quite sure what to do next
But he would think of something
"Hm. I suppose I should get my waffle a santa hat." - Kuciwalker
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October 5, 2003, 12:49
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open a chocolate shop
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Shouldn't that be a chain of shops covering every street corner in the world 
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As someone who tried to do his best (but more often then not failed miserably, also known as a (good) human )
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October 5, 2003, 13:08
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I want to bring the universe to omniscience and the realization of objective morality.
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October 5, 2003, 13:13
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Shouldn't that be a chain of shops covering every street corner in the world
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Nope. Just one. You lose quality control with a chain.
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For though he was master of the world, he was not quite sure what to do next
But he would think of something
"Hm. I suppose I should get my waffle a santa hat." - Kuciwalker
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October 5, 2003, 13:32
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Desperados of the world, unite. You have nothing to lose but your dignity.......
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October 5, 2003, 14:04
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The person who made humanity realize how great it was, and moved it to a never-ending era of space expansion, immortality, and happiness.
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October 5, 2003, 14:14
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'That bloke off the telly'
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October 5, 2003, 14:24
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to be remembered when you die is useless. I want to be remembered while Im alive. you can forget me after that, I wont be around to really care.
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October 5, 2003, 15:19
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Originally posted by Drogue
I want to be the man who rules the universe but doesn't know it from the Hitch Hikers Guide to the Galaxy. Except I want it to be a chocolate shop.
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I always thought that he did know that he ruled the universe... he just had exactly the sort of an attitude that one would need to survive the pressure of being the leader of the universe...
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October 5, 2003, 15:24
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I want to be remembered for not dying
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October 5, 2003, 15:24
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i want to do it with ariana huffington
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October 5, 2003, 15:33
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to be remembered when you die is useless. I want to be remembered while Im alive. you can forget me after that, I wont be around to really care.
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I agree with Zero. 
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October 5, 2003, 15:40
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On the contrary, On the contrary! I'd prefer to be unknown all my life, and then be remembered for many centuries! It's so obviously better!
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October 5, 2003, 15:42
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IDF,
But how are you going to know that? you'll be dead...
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October 5, 2003, 15:53
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Originally posted by Ari Rahikkala
I always thought that he did know that he ruled the universe... he just had exactly the sort of an attitude that one would need to survive the pressure of being the leader of the universe...
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That could be true. However I don't think he can know that he rules the universe, because when the men leaves, he is not sure they were ever there. He thinks it, but he does not ever say he knows anything, IIRC. When told his actions affect millions, he says they may, they may not. I took that to mean he does not know the consequences of his actions, and thus he does not know he ruels the universe. Either way, its a high power, zero stress, well paid, happy and easy job
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For though he was master of the world, he was not quite sure what to do next
But he would think of something
"Hm. I suppose I should get my waffle a santa hat." - Kuciwalker
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October 5, 2003, 16:58
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I am prepared to die.
I wake up each morning expecting to die.
at the end of the day, I can look back and say it was a good day because I survived the ultra-violence I call my city.
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Barack Obama- the antichrist
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October 5, 2003, 16:59
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I want to be remembered for not dying
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Ditto. I plan on living forever, or die trying.
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Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...
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October 5, 2003, 17:00
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I plan on living forever, or die trying.
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sig material 
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October 5, 2003, 19:47
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sympathy bump
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God, I haven't had a sympathy bump in years.
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He's got the Midas touch.
But he touched it too much!
Hey Goldmember, Hey Goldmember!
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October 5, 2003, 19:49
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i want to do it with ariana huffington
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What exactly is it about her that you find attractive? The accent, the personality, the body? Would you accept a sympathy bump from her?
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He's got the Midas touch.
But he touched it too much!
Hey Goldmember, Hey Goldmember!
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October 5, 2003, 20:29
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I'd do it with her too.
Ariana is hot!
well not really. But there is something about her that makes you want to smack her face with your ****
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Focus, discipline
Barack Obama- the antichrist
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October 5, 2003, 21:04
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What exactly is it about her that you find attractive? The accent, the personality, the body? Would you accept a sympathy bump from her?
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To try and understand the act of hitting it is futile
One does not contemplate WHY he wants to hit it, he just DOES
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October 6, 2003, 10:43
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i want to do it with ariana huffington
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I agree with Ted.
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October 6, 2003, 11:46
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Re: Here's a sexually transmitted disease with a 100% fatality rate!
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Yes, life if a sexually transmitted disease with a 100% fatality rate.
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Life is a disease?
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October 7, 2003, 00:41
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Re: Here's a sexually transmitted disease with a 100% fatality rate!
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It's called life. Yes, life if a sexually transmitted disease with a 100% fatality rate.
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Statistically that isn't bourne out. Some 5% of people who have lived in the last 50,000 years are still alive. 
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