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Old October 8, 2003, 09:24   #1
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is a Tiny Bee that is Very Slow, carries a Samurai Sword, Freezes Solid when Cold, and has Heavy Metal Armour.

Strength: 1 Agility: 6 Intelligence: 8


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Old October 8, 2003, 09:31   #2
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aaglo is a Giant Ape that came Back in Time from the 29th Century, swats Aeroplanes like Flies, cowers from Radiation, is Undead, carries a Samurai Sword, and has Bulletproof Skin
Lol... I wonder what's the meaning of this.

Battle 1# Stefu won agility fight
Battle 2# aaglo won strength fight...

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Old October 8, 2003, 09:35   #3
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Link?

EDIT: Oh, that big green box is a link, not just an image. Carry on.
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Old October 8, 2003, 09:39   #4
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I crush you like the bug you are, Stefu!

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is a Giant Lizard that Glows in the Dark, can Change Colour, cowers from Radiation, is Blind, and has a Metal Jaw.

Strength: 9 Agility: 3 Intelligence: 3


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Old October 8, 2003, 09:41   #5
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is a Giant Squid that can Change Shape, enjoys Climbing Buildings, is Extremely Hydrophobic, Fears Nothing, and has Staring Red Eyes.

Strength: 7 Agility: 4 Intelligence: 11


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Old October 8, 2003, 09:45   #6
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Proteus

is a Tiny Dragon that is Blind, Susceptible to Electrical Damage and Covered in Spines, drinks Human Blood, and has Prehensile Eyes.

Strength: 1 Agility: 6 Intelligence: 8


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Old October 8, 2003, 09:46   #7
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Some stats for other monsters: (Strength, agility, intelligence)
MarkG 9-9-10
DanQ 8-5-8
Ming 10-1-8
Rah 7-12-9
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Old October 8, 2003, 09:53   #8
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Prehensile eyes!

I'm alarmed how close these descriptions are to you characters in RL!

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is a Giant Moth that breathes Ice Vapour, shoots Electricity from its Eyes, carries a Ray Gun, and has a Massively Swollen Skull and Very Sharp Fangs.

Strength: 3 Agility: 5 Intelligence: 9


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Old October 8, 2003, 09:54   #9
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Rufus

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Strength: 9 Agility: 2 Intelligence: 9


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Old October 8, 2003, 10:00   #10
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FrustratedPoet

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Strength: 3 Agility: 8 Intelligence: 11


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It seems to be saying that I am a swollen homophobe.

My Stats = 3/8/11 - super intelligent!
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Old October 8, 2003, 10:00   #11
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DaShi

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Strength: 9 Agility: 6 Intelligence: 2


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This is fairly accurate.
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Old October 8, 2003, 10:11   #12
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1 is a Giant Ape that is Highly Flammable, and has Heavy Metal Armour, a Humorous Nephew Sidekick and a mean Left Hook.
Quote:
2 is a Giant Blob that is Guarding its Nest, swallows Aeroplanes Whole, and has a Terrible Roar and a Long, Prehensile Tongue.
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3 is a Giant Lizard that lives beneath New York, dislikes Modern Architecture, Glows in the Dark, and has a single Horn on its Forehead.
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Old October 8, 2003, 10:50   #13
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Sofar I've only beat Proteus in a Strength match.

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Strength: 4 Agility: 1 Intelligence: 3


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Old October 8, 2003, 11:00   #14
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Ben Kenobi

is a Giant Ant that is Wreathed with Flames, and has a Humorous Nephew Sidekick, an Extra Head and Acid for Blood.

Strength: 6 Agility: 4 Intelligence: 7


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Old October 8, 2003, 11:11   #15
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Okay... didn't make very good job in the first time...
aaglo

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Strength: 9 Agility: 5 Intelligence: 5


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Gangerolf

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Old October 8, 2003, 12:09   #17
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Strength: 8 Agility: 6 Intelligence: 3


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Yep, kids, me stupid.
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CapitanGarlic

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Strength: 7 Agility: 7 Intelligence: 7


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Ha ha! Fear my general balance!
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Some of these descriptions are hilarious.
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Theben

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Strength: 9 Agility: 10 Intelligence: 9


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Thuban

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Strength: 9 Agility: 7 Intelligence: 9


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Thubbins

is a Giant Ant that spins Vast Webs, swats Aeroplanes like Flies, shoots Electricity from its Eyes, fears the Military, and has a Toughened Steel Skeleton.

Strength: 6 Agility: 6 Intelligence: 6


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Thebum

is a Giant Lizard that is in League with Dark Forces, Hovers Eerily, and has Dozens of Tentacles, X-Ray Vision and Heavy Metal Armour.

Strength: 8 Agility: 7 Intelligence: 7


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Hah! My myriad of names finally comes in useful!

My last incarnation is in league with 'Dark Forces' Oooooooooo....
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*points and laughs at Japher*
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... I one slow stupid blob... but I am MIGHTY!!!!
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I think my 'dark forces' gives me +2 strength in my Thebum incarnation...I DESTROY ALL!!!!!!
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I am stronger than you, I am faster than you, and I am smarter than you!!!!!

And still, I am just an enormous stupid flying metallic monkey with an ugly grin.
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Strength: 7 Agility: 3 Intelligence: 7


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Jeez...he really does have a 32 strength...
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*aaglo points and laughs, and goes back to the 27th century*
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