Posh and Becks

Whaleboy · October 10, 2003, 19:41

I'll get the hunting rifle. Discuss while I prepare the boiling oil...

GePap · October 10, 2003, 19:46

She is too skeletal, and I couldn't care less about him.

I mean, a spice girl??!! Now had Becks maried some good looking royalty, or a real star, or some miss Universe, maybe I might give a scintilla more than 0.

Whaleboy · October 10, 2003, 19:48

He is so irritating. This celebrity culture has just got to stop!

Its frankly dangerous, like a mental sedative. My pet hate!

GePap · October 10, 2003, 19:53

Ah, let the masses be optiated (is that a word? Actually, i don;t care if it is not)...keeps things calm...while the plot continues behind the scenes........

Whaleboy · October 10, 2003, 19:55

Let the masses by opiated and the idiots elected.

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is that a word?

It is now

GePap · October 10, 2003, 20:00

Ha! Let it be known that on the tenth day of the month of October, by decree from the honorable Gepap, employee of the most vaunted Council of the City of New York, the word opiated shall now be considered fully valid and enforceable, and no one shall question its usage. Shall any individual question its use, they shall suffer a raspberry!

Pekka · October 10, 2003, 20:01

I had her once. She was too passive for my taste.

Whaleboy · October 10, 2003, 20:01

Gepap:

reds4ever · October 10, 2003, 20:20

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Originally posted by Pekka
I had her once. She was too passive for my taste.

you mean she just lay there biting her bottom lip, whimpering 'please, no, no'

Whaleboy · October 10, 2003, 20:22

It must be like sleeping with a tomato plant!

Pekka · October 10, 2003, 20:22

Nah.. more like 'is it all in?' 'nah baby.. just half way' and then she made that deer in the headlights face. She had to quit spice girls after that not being able to dance and all.. OK I'M TIRED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Whaleboy · October 10, 2003, 20:23

Please, I want this thread to see daylight!

Pekka · October 10, 2003, 20:28

Sure.

Well I don't know if it's so great to be the posh and becks.. photographers all the time taking your picture, your baby is #1 kidnappers dream etc. I wouldn't want to be that famous even if I had the money they have.

ixnay · October 10, 2003, 20:50

I have no idea what the hell is going on in this thread.

Whaleboy · October 10, 2003, 20:52

Thats why everyone loves my threads!

Pekka · October 10, 2003, 20:53

And my honest opinion is, I don't even think Posh is that hot.. She's too thin.. all bones.

Oerdin · October 10, 2003, 21:19

Low talent yet good looking people seem to get all the press. MTV gave a show to some some gay ass boy band member and he's hot yet totally stupid wife. Yes, they both sell lots of records to prepubicient children and they work out alot but there music sucks and they both have the mental capacity of a moldy cantilope.

Sirotnikov · October 10, 2003, 21:41

Oerdin - that's true. TV is trying to entertain at any cost these days, so it brings popular low culture which in turn spreads this culture even more, which in turn makes it more popular and increases demand for such shows.... etc etc

reds4ever · October 10, 2003, 21:50

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Originally posted by Sirotnikov
Oerdin - that's true. TV is trying to entertain at any cost these days, so it brings popular low culture which in turn spreads this culture even more, which in turn makes it more popular and increases demand for such shows.... etc etc

I thought you'd left?

I know they say 'they all come back', but c'mon, at least make an effort.....

Bugs ****ing Bunny · October 11, 2003, 03:01

Lifestyles of the rich and vacuous.

Snotty · October 11, 2003, 04:22

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Originally posted by Pekka
Nah.. more like 'is it all in?' 'nah baby.. just half way' and then she made that deer in the headlights face.

You're on good form tonight Pekka, this and the penis snatchers threads have cracked me up

Lefty Scaevola · October 11, 2003, 10:24

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Originally posted by GePap
She is too skeletal,

Yeah, but the skinny ones are easier to handle in groups.

Jac de Molay · October 11, 2003, 10:33

Are you kidding? That'd be like having an orgy with a buncha coat racks.

Somebody give that poor girl a cheeseburger. I need some heft.

Drake Tungsten · October 11, 2003, 11:07

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That'd be like having an orgy with a buncha coat racks.

It's a lot better than it sounds.

Sirotnikov · October 11, 2003, 11:19

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I thought you'd left? I know they say 'they all come back', but c'mon, at least make an effort.....

As I said in the other thread - I said I'm laeving but I didn't say when

Seriously though, in 12 hours I'll be IDF property.

Whaleboy · October 11, 2003, 11:24

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It's a lot better than it sounds.

Yep!

What do they actually do? One makes crap records like once every two years, the other kicks a ball on a field

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Provost Harrison · October 11, 2003, 14:45

They just bore me. I mean, one plays football and the other, well, is a hasbeen...I wish they would just leave me alone and get on with their own bloody lives...

Mercator · October 11, 2003, 15:01

Did they actually do anything to get in the news? Or did you just post this thread to whine about how you think they're getting too much attention, elijah?