October 11, 2003, 03:24
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IWS 21.5: Slowwly getting Stupider
This is a special IWS round. The regular IWS round XXI is still going on and not scheduled to end until the 12th, which means that the XXII round starts too late to include this crucial questions:
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Posted by Slowwhand on 01-10-2003 22:47
Warning From Your Forum Watchdog - In 14 Days...
In 14 days I'll disclose an event, of which the world will likely never fully recover.
This "event" is like no other ever experienced by mankind.
I can't go into details now, but this time I'm serious.
I promise.
Mark the date now, so you'll know when the time has arrived.
14 days.
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One question and one question only.
PM me with what you think the event is.
Your deadline is the 13th.
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October 11, 2003, 03:50
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You realize the problem with this, don't you? You're going to have as many winners as people who give the most popular response.
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October 11, 2003, 03:54
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Nothing wrong with large numbers of very stupid people. Not a real problem either, as there's no subsequent round to this special IWS.
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There are reasons why I believe mankind should live in cities and let nature reclaim all the villages with the exception of a few we keep on display as horrific reminders of rural life.-Starchild
Meat eating and the dominance and force projected over animals that is acompanies it is a gateway or parallel to other prejudiced beliefs such as classism, misogyny, and even racism. -General Ludd
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October 11, 2003, 07:58
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 For those that wish to enter the real IWS it is open for another 31 hours. It is extremely close.
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October 11, 2003, 23:04
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Submitted.
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October 12, 2003, 01:22
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I gave a "special" answer to this "special" round.
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October 12, 2003, 01:27
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Originally posted by Drogue
real IWS
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http://real IWS
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October 12, 2003, 12:51
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IWS has been acquired by Real Networks Inc. 
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October 12, 2003, 14:20
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Hurry, contest ends in 36 hours!
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There are reasons why I believe mankind should live in cities and let nature reclaim all the villages with the exception of a few we keep on display as horrific reminders of rural life.-Starchild
Meat eating and the dominance and force projected over animals that is acompanies it is a gateway or parallel to other prejudiced beliefs such as classism, misogyny, and even racism. -General Ludd
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October 12, 2003, 14:56
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Over ten billion Apolyton dollars are at stake!
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October 12, 2003, 16:26
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Originally posted by Comrade Tassadar
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What do you mean? That link has always been correct 
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For though he was master of the world, he was not quite sure what to do next
But he would think of something
"Hm. I suppose I should get my waffle a santa hat." - Kuciwalker
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October 12, 2003, 23:08
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Are you going to hold the answer until after Sloww's big day?
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October 12, 2003, 23:30
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Post the answers to this the day before Sloww's announcement. Then laugh at how wrong we were 
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For though he was master of the world, he was not quite sure what to do next
But he would think of something
"Hm. I suppose I should get my waffle a santa hat." - Kuciwalker
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October 13, 2003, 10:51
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That is the idea, the deadline is set so the answers come out a day before Sloww. he is, after all, slowwwww. So hurry, only 15 hours remain!
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There are reasons why I believe mankind should live in cities and let nature reclaim all the villages with the exception of a few we keep on display as horrific reminders of rural life.-Starchild
Meat eating and the dominance and force projected over animals that is acompanies it is a gateway or parallel to other prejudiced beliefs such as classism, misogyny, and even racism. -General Ludd
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October 13, 2003, 11:14
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I was going to give you a hard time about how I screwed up your spelling.
Sloww, was correct.
2 days.
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October 13, 2003, 21:09
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*Bump*
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October 13, 2003, 22:09
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October 13, 2003, 23:45
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countdown 3 hours
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There are reasons why I believe mankind should live in cities and let nature reclaim all the villages with the exception of a few we keep on display as horrific reminders of rural life.-Starchild
Meat eating and the dominance and force projected over animals that is acompanies it is a gateway or parallel to other prejudiced beliefs such as classism, misogyny, and even racism. -General Ludd
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October 14, 2003, 16:20
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Well? WELL?
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October 14, 2003, 16:25
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ack, he wans;t maralyn monroe after all 
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October 14, 2003, 18:18
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Who the hell said he was going to marry me!!!!!?????
 ACK!
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October 14, 2003, 20:40
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The answers thread got locked.
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1 Ming and Rah's Birthday
1 Sloww shall reveal the secret formula of Heinz ketchup. And how shall the world then survive? God help us all!
1 Nothing
1 Sloww and Sava are really the same guy.
1 Sloww is coming out of the closet.
1 His marriage to Tuberski
1 nuclear holocaust with a light side of rebellion plus dessert consisting of death and destruction.
1 Slowwhand is going to marry Zylka in Toronto, Ontario, Canada.
1 He's actually Maralyn Monroe
more generally:
2 Sloww's Secret Identity
2 Sloww's Marriage
1 Death
1 Revealing of ketchup formula
1 Sloww's Sexual Orientation
1 Moderators' Birthdays
1 Nothing
Congratulations to our winners Jaguar Warrior, Skanky Burns, St. Leo, and the Andy Man.
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I win Eksmas. Woohoo! 
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October 14, 2003, 20:55
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What was the winning answer?
ACK!
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"I think Bigfoot is blurry, that's the problem. It's not the photographer's fault. Bigfoot is blurry, and that's extra scary to me. There's a large out of focus monster roaming the countryside. Look out, he's fuzzy, let's get out of here."
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October 14, 2003, 21:19
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I said that "Slowwhand is going to marry Zylka in Toronto, Ontario, Canada".
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October 14, 2003, 21:30
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His marriage to Tuberski
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And praise my winning answer! Woot!
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October 14, 2003, 21:31
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My guess is Skanky that said he was going to marry me......
ACK!
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"I think Bigfoot is blurry, that's the problem. It's not the photographer's fault. Bigfoot is blurry, and that's extra scary to me. There's a large out of focus monster roaming the countryside. Look out, he's fuzzy, let's get out of here."
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October 14, 2003, 21:33
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"I think Bigfoot is blurry, that's the problem. It's not the photographer's fault. Bigfoot is blurry, and that's extra scary to me. There's a large out of focus monster roaming the countryside. Look out, he's fuzzy, let's get out of here."
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