October 13, 2003, 17:03
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Not that most posters here would ever know, one way or another. 
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Sometimes it would almost be worth it to be a virgin again if it meant you didnt have to put up with all the ****. Almost anyway
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Which side are we on? We're on the side of the demons, Chief. We are evil men in the gardens of paradise, sent by the forces of death to spread devastation and destruction wherever we go. I'm surprised you didn't know that. --Saul Tigh
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October 13, 2003, 17:03
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Originally posted by elijah
Women may be evil, but I happen to like evil!!
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I like evil too, in the same way I like women I can't have - it's great for short time, but just gets annoying and boring afterwards. When it comes to spending time with someone, they need enough evilness to be interesting, but not so much that it eithe becomes nasty or a cliche.
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October 13, 2003, 17:04
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Soylent Green is people too and you're not claiming that's not evil!
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October 13, 2003, 17:15
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"Woman are 50% of the people but 100% of my heart."
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October 13, 2003, 18:08
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If it wasn't for women, I wouldn't be the gay man I am today. 
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October 13, 2003, 18:13
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Evil? Nahhh... 
Hell of a lot more vindictive than men though, if you ask me.
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October 13, 2003, 18:15
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Women aren't evil.
A woman's body is like a temple, except of course you can't have sex with a temple.
Sometimes women are foolish, sometimes vengeful, sometimes cruel, but aren't we all? Well maybe not as cruel as some women, but then again not as cruel as some fellows either.
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October 13, 2003, 18:24
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A woman's body is like a temple, except of course you can't have sex with a temple.
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October 13, 2003, 19:11
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Sometimes you hetero men have it rough . . .
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October 13, 2003, 20:39
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That's a pretty one-sided presentation, Mr. Fun.
Seems like we're overdue for a babe thread. 
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October 13, 2003, 20:41
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long overdue
damn them mods
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Barack Obama- the antichrist
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October 13, 2003, 20:43
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Women are evil to other women and sometimes to men. Men are evil to everything.
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Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...
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October 13, 2003, 20:46
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Originally posted by chegitz guevara
Women are evil to other women and sometimes to men. Men are evil to everything.
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I'm not evil, but I'm beginning to see how that would be better than the present course.
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Which side are we on? We're on the side of the demons, Chief. We are evil men in the gardens of paradise, sent by the forces of death to spread devastation and destruction wherever we go. I'm surprised you didn't know that. --Saul Tigh
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October 13, 2003, 20:48
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Originally posted by MikeH
They're just people.
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[Charleton Heston mode] Women are people!!! People I tell you!!! [/Charleton Heston mode]
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October 13, 2003, 20:51
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Originally posted by SKILORD
A woman's body is like a temple, except of course you can't have sex with a temple.
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I can't have sex in a woman's body either, unless you count only part way in as "in".
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October 13, 2003, 20:56
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 Why can't you have sex with a temple? All that cool smooth marble. 
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Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...
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October 14, 2003, 03:06
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[quiet mode]
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October 14, 2003, 04:23
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Women = Time * Money
and that
Time = Money
also we know that
Money is the root of all Evil.
so it is safe to assume that
Evil = Money^2
if Women = Money^2 = Time * Money
therefore,
Women = Evil
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But wait. Let's do some substitution.
If Women = Time * Money, then:
Time = Women / Money
(This definitely makes sense also.)
Money = Women / Time
(Also makes sense)
Now let's take some derivatives...
Evil dt = Money ^2 dt
Change in Evil = 2 * Change in Money
so by substitution, Change in Women = 2 * Change in Money. Note the interesting point that each additional woman costs an increasing amount of money.
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October 14, 2003, 05:56
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Originally posted by Drogue
When it comes to spending time with someone, they need enough evilness to be interesting, but not so much that it eithe becomes nasty or a cliche.
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I wouldn't call an edge of wildness evil.
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October 14, 2003, 07:39
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I like evil too, in the same way I like women I can't have - it's great for short time, but just gets annoying and boring afterwards. When it comes to spending time with someone, they need enough evilness to be interesting, but not so much that it eithe becomes nasty or a cliche.
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elijah chuckles to self at Drogues naivity before heading down to the front lawn of college to play guitar with some satanic blondes! Sirens...........
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October 14, 2003, 14:06
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Originally posted by elijah
elijah chuckles to self at Drogues naivity
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You really don't want to know what I mean by too evil 
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October 14, 2003, 14:24
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Who is that vision of loveliness, Ted?
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October 14, 2003, 15:01
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You don't recognize Britney?
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October 14, 2003, 15:03
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Originally posted by Garth Vader
You don't recognize Britney?
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No.
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October 14, 2003, 15:07
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Not all women are evil. I just met an angel
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October 14, 2003, 15:15
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Justin is the only guy to see that much of britneys ass. But my god, my eyes nearly popped out of my head. Ted, put us out of our misery!
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October 14, 2003, 15:16
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Justin is the only guy to see that much of britneys ass. But my god, my eyes nearly popped out of my head. Ted, put us out of our misery!
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I didn't see who it was because I wasn't looking at her face.
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October 14, 2003, 15:22
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Yeah, tell me about it. Thats not britney, though right?
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October 14, 2003, 15:23
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Yes it is.
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Once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny, consume you it will, as it did Obi Wan's apprentice.
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October 14, 2003, 15:25
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Man oh Man! Where can I get more of that photo shoot!?!
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