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I Always Thought Tassadar Was Like Niles Crane
Man Attacks Stain in Trousers...Destroys Apartment
1 hour, 9 minutes ago
MOSCOW (Reuters) - A Russian man may wish he had stuck with having dirty trousers after an imaginative attempt to purge a stubborn paint stain on them destroyed his apartment.
The unnamed Muscovite added a liter of petrol to his washing machine to help dissolve the stain, Itar-Tass news agency reported Monday, but the ensuing explosion wrecked his kitchen and demolished two internal walls.
Moscow police confirmed there had been an explosion in a south-eastern Moscow apartment, but would not comment on the cause.
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October 13, 2003, 11:54
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I blame rampant capitalism.
/me whistles
What? 
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October 13, 2003, 12:00
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I blame Bush.
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October 13, 2003, 12:03
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Must of been a Pepsi drinker 
What an idiot...
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October 13, 2003, 12:03
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Of course. Bush.
Here's who Niles Crane is, if you don't know.
From "Frasier" television show.
Frasier, brother Niles, father Marty.
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October 13, 2003, 12:07
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Hey baby, I hear the blues a-callin'
Tossed salad and scrambled eggs
Oh My!
Mercy**
And maybe I seem a bit confused,
Yeah maybe, but I got you pegged!
Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha!
But I don’t know what to do with
those tossed salads and scrambled eggs.
They’re callin’ again.
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October 13, 2003, 12:11
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Whoa! Pekka knows exactly. 
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October 13, 2003, 12:12
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Sloww is Marty  or Eddie 
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October 13, 2003, 12:14
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or, as simpsons fans know them, Cecil Terwilliger and his brother, Sideshow Bob.
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October 13, 2003, 12:17
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You think calling me Marty, or Eddie, would upset me?
I'd rather be either, rather than Niles OR Frasier.
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October 13, 2003, 12:17
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It's Skanky's fault
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October 13, 2003, 12:18
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so long as nobody is maris.
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October 13, 2003, 12:19
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I'd rather be either, rather than Niles OR Frasier
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True. Yet, Daphney is hot... the only consulation for Niles. Frasier though; Diane and Lilith... not a very good track record IMO.
Actually, I see Sloww as Bulldog.
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October 13, 2003, 12:22
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Did you know Bulldog is Gay, in real life?
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October 13, 2003, 12:24
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Re: I Always Thought Tassadar Was Like Niles Crane
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MOSCOW (Reuters) - A Russian man may wish he had stuck with having dirty trousers after an imaginative attempt to purge a stubborn paint stain on them destroyed his apartment.
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Actually, this isn't quite as crazy as it sounds. My family has been in the drycleaning business for about seventy years (seriously).
I have some very old books on the chemistry and machinery of dry cleaning, and believe it or not, gasoline was once used to remove stains and as a drycleaning agent.
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October 13, 2003, 12:26
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Sloww, sure, I like that show
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October 13, 2003, 12:28
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Re: Re: I Always Thought Tassadar Was Like Niles Crane
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Actually, this isn't quite as crazy as it sounds. My family has been in the drycleaning business for about seventy years (seriously).
I have some very old books on the chemistry and machinery of dry cleaning, and believe it or not, gasoline was once used to remove stains and as a drycleaning agent.
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Not in a washing machine.
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October 13, 2003, 12:32
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True. Yet, Daphney is hot... the only consulation for Niles.
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Before or after she gets overweight  ?
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October 13, 2003, 12:35
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Re: Re: Re: I Always Thought Tassadar Was Like Niles Crane
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Not in a modern eletrical washing machine, no. But I can imagine people doing this is the Soviet era with a hand crank type machine.
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October 13, 2003, 18:02
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Bump, because I just saw him lurking around.
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October 13, 2003, 18:10
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October 13, 2003, 18:21
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October 13, 2003, 18:25
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Am I strange in that I find Lilith extremely..well..you know....? and yes, that is one question not two!
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October 13, 2003, 18:37
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Lilith with her hair down? Possibly.
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