October 14, 2003, 14:23
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Mild Amusements Thread #47: The Misheard Lyrics Thread
You know you're an idiot when...
..well you knew you were an idiot anyway; but back to the point.
How about all those songs you thought you knew the lyrics to, and then found out you were mistaken.
Like
"Scuse me while I kiss this guy." Jimi Hendrix (I never knew he was gay).
or
"It's a long way to the shop if you want a sausage roll." - AC/DC
or
"No-one heard, not even the chair" - Neil Diamond. No wait, he actually sang that - 
Any takers....
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October 14, 2003, 14:30
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"And it feels like your promises are omelettes"
- Filter, The Only Way (is the Wrong Way)
actual lyrics are "And it feels like your promises are all mine"
Also, what I heard when first listening to Blur - Song 2:
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October 14, 2003, 15:07
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"Dirty deeds and my thunder cheeks" - AC/DC
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October 14, 2003, 15:24
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October 14, 2003, 15:34
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Been checking out "Kissthisguy.com" Agathon? I think that was the website devoted to this, anyway.
-Arrian
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October 14, 2003, 16:12
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Could you please include the original lyrics for those of us who dont listen to petty American music?!
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October 14, 2003, 16:19
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i always though he said 'kiss this guy'
I thought it was a reference to some acid trip  (the whole song was nayway).
Still, you can imagine my embarresment when i found out, cos once i had sang along with it infront of a mate.....
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October 14, 2003, 16:54
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Originally posted by Arrian
Been checking out "Kissthisguy.com" Agathon? I think that was the website devoted to this, anyway.
-Arrian
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No.
The Hendrix one everyone knows.
  @ Oerdin
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from "Loser" by Beck, I thought for quite some time that what he says isn't "Soy un perdedor", but, "So, open the door".
In the timeless techno classic (  ) Ride on time, I thought she was singing "Right on time" ....
But I guess noone listens to the lyrics anyway, in techno.
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October 14, 2003, 18:25
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It was Elton John, whom I believe actually did have a thing for Tony Danza.
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October 14, 2003, 21:33
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I always wondered what and why Sting was singing about "The King of Spain".
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October 15, 2003, 00:28
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The Black Crows "Time says Papa".
Actually is "Twice as Hard". We still don't know how our friend got this.
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October 15, 2003, 00:32
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In Collective Soul's December, I always thought it was "Just took my son to a trip to Maine" when the real lyrics are "Just tilt your sun towards my domain".
And in Why (Pt. 2), I thought it was "Forgive me dear, for my missed erection" when it was "Forgive me dear, for my misdirection"...
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October 15, 2003, 02:50
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Yea, I always heard it this way too. Hold me close now Tony Danza. I've always had trouble understanding Elton John. National Lampoon made fun of this phenomena in the 1970s with a short letter to the editor:
Sirs,
Someone shaved my wife tonight.
Sugar Bear
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