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Old October 14, 2003, 16:58   #1
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Theorem: There exists fanfiction for EVERYTHING ever created
I dare any of you to prove me wrong. There seems to be fanfiction written for just about every game/tv/cartoon ever made, most of which is god-awful.

Civilization fanfiction? Check.
http://www.fanfiction.net/list.php?categoryid=1326

A-Team fanfiction? Check.
http://www.fanfiction.net/list.php?categoryid=178

Iron Chef fanfiction? Check.
http://www.fanfiction.net/list.php?categoryid=1510

Shakespeare fanfiction? Check.
http://www.fanfiction.net/list.php?categoryid=765

Aqua Teen Hunger Force fanfiction? Check.
http://www.fanfiction.net/list.php?categoryid=1424

Dear christ, there's even NASCAR fanfiction:
http://fastasyou.purpledaisy.com/

I DARE you to find something that doesn't have fanfiction written about it.
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coca-cola?

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Re: Theorem: There exists fanfiction for EVERYTHING ever created
I was going to suggest pro-bowling, but a quick search on fanfiction.net turns up alot of bowling related stories.

(EDIT: Including a StarWars bowling story)
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I held out some hope for humanity and the future of world culture until I discovered fan-fiction.

All the internet does is encourage illiterate pornographers.
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Apolyton fanfic?
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In keeping with fanfic tradition, it would probably consist of a great many steamy sex scenes between DanQ and Ming.


And Sloww.
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Pac-man fanfiction doesn't exist, as far as I can see. What do I win?
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The Bible?
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Pac-man fanfiction doesn't exist, as far as I can see. What do I win?
There was a TV series.
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There is no fan fiction regarding me. There is also no fan fiction regarding my friends band, Milf, nor the Motorola T720i (my phone).

The Bible is of course, just fan fiction
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There was a TV series.
But it was short-lived enough not to generate any fanfiction, thank God.
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There is also no fan fiction regarding my friends band, Milf, nor the Motorola T720i (my phone).
Oh, I think there is plenty of fan-fiction on that.
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Old October 14, 2003, 18:56   #14
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Pac-man fanfiction doesn't exist, as far as I can see. What do I win?
WRONG

http://www.angelfire.com/anime3/ichi...anfiction.html (scroll down)

Admittedly it's short, horrible crap, but it's Pacman fanfiction nonetheless.

Oh, and for those asking about Bible fanfiction:
http://www.fanfiction.net/list.php?categoryid=700
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Coca Cola fan fiction.
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Old October 14, 2003, 19:02   #17
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Dear Christ, it's worse than I thought.

BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY FANFICTION
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There is also no fan fiction regarding my friends band, Milf, nor the Motorola T720i (my phone).
Oh, I think there is plenty of fan-fiction on that.
Not the band, Milf.
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Yes, don't you remember the amazing adventures?
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True, but when combined with the postulate, "Furries ruin everything" we can arrive at the hypothesis, "Furry fanfiction is the most evil thing on the internet and will eventually lead to the downfall of mankind."
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Admittedly it's short, horrible crap, but it's Pacman fanfiction nonetheless.
You're right. I'll have to find a new "pure" thing to stake my humanity too.

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Oh, crap. SimEarth Fanfiction returns six results...
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Oh, crap. SimEarth Fanfiction returns six results...
Too bad none of them have to do with SimEarth fan fiction.
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And the answer is:

The Oxford English Dictionary (any dictionary will do realle, thought).
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