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Old October 14, 2003, 23:13   #31
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Ha, what about Motif?
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Old October 14, 2003, 23:32   #32
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What's worse than regular old fanfiction?

Crossover fanfiction featuring ludicrous crossovers.

How about a Diary of Anne Frank/Dragonball Z crossover?
http://www.fanfiction.net/read.php?storyid=1338508

Or an X-files/The Daily show crossover?
http://www.fanfiction.net/read.php?storyid=147817

Here's the kicker: A Buffy/Harry potter crossover set during the American revolution. The prequel is a Buffy/JAG crossover.
http://www.geocities.com/starshipnor...dyliberty.html

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Ha, what about Motif?
I dunno about Motif, but... hm... would a couple of sentences qualify as Xlib fanfiction?

(22:46:46) Nikita [jirc@200-153-159-5.dsl.telesp.net.br] entered the room.
(22:47:13) Dolphin: hi Nikita.
(22:47:31) Nikita: hi
(22:47:57) Arkonviox_Mode7: hey nikita
(22:48:15) Nikita: hey
(22:48:58) ***ari watches Xlib emanate an aura of pure darkness, then pokes Nikita with it... and marvels as the arcane black magics cover her body in an impenetrable soot-like layer of eternal confusion *
(22:49:22) ari: Muahahahaha
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So, is there fanfiction about the TV show "THE VIEW"

It can't be possible...
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Xena fanfic? Oh, wait ... the Internet's crawling with that.
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Old October 15, 2003, 02:18   #36
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I dare you to find fan-fiction devoted to River City Ransom.
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Wasn't that a NES game from, like, the 1950s?
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Old October 15, 2003, 03:50   #38
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River City Ransom is acknowledged by all non-retards to be the greatest game of all time.
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Old October 15, 2003, 04:19   #39
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River City Ransom is acknowledged by all non-retards to be the greatest game of all time.
River City Ransom suxxx!
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Uh-huh. Whatever, Drake.
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Old October 15, 2003, 04:31   #41
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It doesn't matter if you accept the greatness of River City Ransom or not; if you want to be retarded, that's your call. What is important is the search for River City Ransom fanfiction. The fate of ixnay's theorem is at stake, so get on it!
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Yeah, right. That honour is held by Transport Tycoon Deluxe.
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And whilst we're on the subject of TTDX, it appears that it's great name is unsullied by fanfic. Nice one.
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I'm also disgusted that two of my favourite TV shows, Stargate SG-1 and the West Wing, are also two of the most popular shows to write fanfic about.
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They aren't crossovers, are they? I'd be pissed if some perv wrote a story about Bartlett slipping Carter the bone.
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I haven't dared look, but I should bloody hope not.

My main problem with fanfic isn't that it's monumentally sad (which it is), but that it's almost always really poorly written. And perverted.
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Old October 15, 2003, 05:11   #47
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Hey! If you don't like it, write some of your own!
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I'd rather maintain my dignity, thanks.
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Carter was nervous meeting the handsome President Bartlett, but it was necessary if they were going to keep the Stargate project from being shut down. It was a little odd that the President had requested she meet him in the Oval Office at such a late hour, but what could possibly happen?
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You write like a pro, Drake. Are you sure you haven't done this before?



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You got me. I'm the author of all the Sailor Moon-Seabiscuit crossover fanfiction circulating on the internet.
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What he hasn't mentioned is what's going on in the next room, where O'Neill and Teal'c are engaged in a threesome with Mrs. Landingham.
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The true horrors of fanfic haven't even began to surface in this thread. Behold:

Al Gore/Joe Lieberman slash.

Rick/Vyvyan (The Young Ones) slash.

Monty Python slash.

And last but not least, Bart Simpson Gets The Burdizzo.
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Also, ixnay's theorem should be specified a bit - there exists erotic fanfiction (or fanart) for everything ever created. Find more here.
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What he hasn't mentioned is what's going on in the next room, where O'Neill and Teal'c are engaged in a threesome with Mrs. Landingham.
That's because I have no idea who Mrs. Landingham is (Lily Tomlin's character, perhaps?). You must continue the fanfiction, Paul Hanson. I don't know the West Wing well enough to do the story justice.
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What he hasn't mentioned is what's going on in the next room, where O'Neill and Teal'c are engaged in a threesome with Mrs. Landingham.
actually, it's a foursome. The snake came out and got in on the act.
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I'm terribly sorry. I would continue the story, but my brain melted when it occurred to me that I actually took the time to think up and write a sentence about such a situation as I did there.
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slash is bad enough, but so long as it's not furry fanfics...

"bartlett's tawny mane bristled as cj's lithe feline body drew near..."
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Are furries intended to be erotic or....?
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