October 18, 2003, 18:31
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The All New PTWDG Trash Talk Thread
Alrighty then...
Now that things seem to be stable again:
WHO WANTS SOME??!! 
(I gotta banana for ya, right here!!)
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October 18, 2003, 18:32
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Trash.
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October 18, 2003, 18:48
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That's all you got?!
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October 18, 2003, 19:45
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Stupid legos, all they do is sit their butt's on a fricken island (wait I am a lego)
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October 18, 2003, 20:40
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October 18, 2003, 22:00
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aatw, join the action!!
ND, you gonna do something with that stack? Or are you just gonna sit there... DAMN, Alamo1 is well protected! 
Let me make this clear: Southern Bob WILL be cleaned of the ND / GoW infection. As an opponent, I applaud their mutual successes to date...
But it stops, here and now. You got no game. 
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Duas uncias in puncta mortalis est.
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October 19, 2003, 02:29
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Originally posted by asleepathewheel
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I agree
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October 19, 2003, 06:28
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Let's face it. GS just sucks at starting trash talk threads. GoW rules in this arena.............
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October 19, 2003, 07:49
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I prefer GS to be good in other things than starting trash talk threads...
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October 19, 2003, 08:15
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Originally posted by OliverFA
I prefer GS to be good in other things than starting trash talk threads...
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You'd think you would at least want GS to be good at strategy but they suck at that also.
What ARE they doing? Are they building some massive armada to invade Lego? They certainly don't seem to be doing anything to achieve any possible objective on Bob.
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October 19, 2003, 11:12
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There is currently a significant trash issue existing between the State of Michigan and the City of Toronto. For those who are unfamiliar with it - and that is probably everyone out there except for dejon - also a Torontonian - our city's last local land-fill site was recently closed. Most of our garbage is now shipped to a land-fill site in Michigan, which as you can imagine, creates all kinds of environmental and political discussion.
(Is this the kind of thing you were looking for Theseus?)
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Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war .... aw, forget that nonsense. Beer, please.
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October 19, 2003, 11:24
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OOOOH I am scared. The big bad chickens are threatening little ol me. I am terrified, I am SH!@ting my pantx. Oh, the humanity. What will they do next, give me another 8 catapults. Please don't do that, anything but that.
Or maybe they'll put 10 workers where I have to atatck them. How can I hope to equal such masters of strategy.
I must be unworthy of even being in the same game with them.
Well as the old saying goes if the world gives you chickens, fry some chicken.
On a less sarcastic note I have decided that when we take pamploma I'll move my monument there, since it was many among the RPers who constructed said monument in the first place. However, if I recall correctly, it was the next Admin that detopped my glorious monmument. Now you know the REAL reason for this war. Also any objections if I add all the new cities I've taken over to it.  By the way should I leave space for a "stormia tour" in the future. If so I might have to make it even bigger.
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October 19, 2003, 11:41
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 Aggie's new avatar.
Is someone from GoW gonna make a Church's, Popeye's, and Tyson one?
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Finger Lickin'
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October 19, 2003, 19:53
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Heathens.
[Scottish accent]
"Therrre'll be no chickens frrried here today!"
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{obscure reference that belongs in the paraphrased Movie Quote thread at MZO}
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October 19, 2003, 20:58
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I have been missing out on the war, but it sounds like strategy isn't something GoW should be harping on... 2 teams with 3 movement UU's in their GA's are still in a standoff on their own continent with a single team with a defunct UU, already blown GA fighting another team, and dealing with the logistics of intercontinental warfare?
Sounds like whoever was in charge of GoW's economic policy has taken over the military...
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October 19, 2003, 21:00
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Daannnggg.... SMACK!
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October 19, 2003, 21:03
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Aeson. Only problem is, is that GoW and ND are in an alliance
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October 19, 2003, 22:03
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Originally posted by Nuclear Master
Aeson. Only problem is, is that GoW and ND are in an alliance
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Let's just hope that ND has been getting pointers from GoW
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October 19, 2003, 22:37
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Originally posted by Aeson
I have been missing yada yada yada........
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Wait till you see the save.....................
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October 19, 2003, 23:06
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As I'm sure you've noticed, there aren't any PTWDG icons by my avatar anymore... haven't been looking at the saves for quite a while now. So, while I'm sure the save would contain a very witty and scathing comeback to my post... I'll just have to make some educated guesses... (or you could just explain)
- GoW has landed a 2 Horsemen invasion force in my front lawn! (odds 400:1)
- GoW has suddenly increased their population/military 300%, thus reaching the potential of their starting location at the current date. Better late than never. (scratched)
- Imperial City (or some other GoW unit/city) has been renamed "Aeson Sucks". (odds 5:2)
- Nothing has actually happened in game, and GF is just trying to weasle out of making an actual reply to my post by pretending not to notice I won't be seeing the save. (odds 2:1)
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October 19, 2003, 23:20
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Aeson, personally I think it's your last guess.
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October 19, 2003, 23:37
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Playing the best odds. Quite suprising from a Legolonian. (eh... what are your citizens called anyways?)
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October 19, 2003, 23:41
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Were called legos. So I would be called a lego.
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October 20, 2003, 00:53
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Lego or Legomen is our standard, though "blockhead" is acceptable between friends
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October 20, 2003, 12:30
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Originally posted by GhengisFarb
Aggie's new avatar.
Is someone from GoW gonna make a Church's, Popeye's, and Tyson one?
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Eh, they have boring logos. 
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October 20, 2003, 12:42
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There's also the Swedish Chef from the Muppet Show..........
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October 20, 2003, 15:21
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Originally posted by Aeson
I have been missing out on the war, but it sounds like strategy isn't something GoW should be harping on... 2 teams with 3 movement UU's in their GA's are still in a standoff on their own continent with a single team with a defunct UU, already blown GA fighting another team, and dealing with the logistics of intercontinental warfare?
Sounds like whoever was in charge of GoW's economic policy has taken over the military...
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Gee, how many kights, pikes, cats, etc. has GS lost so far? I feel your pain.
Actually I don't.
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October 20, 2003, 15:24
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Originally posted by Aeson
As I'm sure you've noticed, there aren't any PTWDG icons by my avatar anymore... haven't been looking at the saves for quite a while now. So, while I'm sure the save would contain a very witty and scathing comeback to my post... I'll just have to make some educated guesses... (or you could just explain)
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Here's a better one:
GS suddenly became the most friendly, warm, accessible, tactful, trade-loving team in the concert of nations. Odds: 2,000,000:1. I guess you haven't missed much then.
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October 20, 2003, 15:36
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Ok, I cracked. I must reveal the truth because it's eating my soul. Here it is:
THE REAL REASON WE ATTACKED ROLEPLAY WAS BECAUSE WE ARE LIBERATING THEM FROM CRUEL AND OPPRESSIVE DIETARY HABITS
Case in point:
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October 20, 2003, 15:52
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GS suddenly became the most friendly, warm, accessible, tactful, trade-loving team in the concert of nations.
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We're not? 
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